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Default You are all too liberal! - 01-25-2019, 05:09 AM

Have you read Genesis, have you read Deuteronomy?

You all swear by the KJV, but you are interpreting it like your grandmothers wanted you too.

The bible states early on that humans were given dominion BY GOD over the lowly animals who can neither think nor feel, and simply live on instinct. Do any of you disagree with that?

From that point, the interpretation is simple. The bible tells us that men are superior to women, and who could tell us differently. We are obviously smarter, stronger, better, and most important HOLIER than our feminine "counterparts."

Now to get to the meat of my argument. Think of how many of these smart, stronger, better, holier versions of people have been lead astray by females. TOO MANY!! I think we must put a stop to it. Women should be treated as animals, has anyone ever met a woman who was different than an animal? I thought not.

Men must begin treating women like animals. We must not become attached to them, for we have been given dominion over them. If they displease us, we should drown them.

Women are animals.

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Default Re: You are all too liberal! - 01-25-2019, 05:21 AM

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Have you read Genesis, have you read Deuteronomy?
If you wish to change our minds, please give more detail. If I were to make a bold claim and then say "read the encyclopedia" it would not be considered a persuasive argument.

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Women should be treated as animals
I have tried this, and it led to some strange results. For example, when my daughters got sick and vomited, I told them to eat it again as described in Proverbs 26:11. But it turns out dogs and humans have very different digestive systems.

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If they displease us, we should drown them.
Jonah was a man, not a woman. He was thrown overboard because God wanted it for some reason, (to feed the Great Fish?) not because he displeased anybody.


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Default Re: You are all too liberal! - 01-25-2019, 10:42 AM

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Women are animals.
So . . . every time you fulfil your God-given duty to be fruitful and multiply (Gen 1:28), you're committing bestiality? And we're too liberal? You might want to check Exodus 22:19. What you're saying sounds eerily like the evolutionist falsehood that humans are animals. Eve was specially created in the image of God, from a rib (Gen 2:21-22) made out of dirt (Gen 2:7).

Gen 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Or, as Paul would say:

1 Cor 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

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Men must begin treating women like animals. We must not become attached to them, for we have been given dominion over them.
If you read the following verse in Genesis, you will find that women also have dominion over animals.

Gen 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Now, men do rule over women, thanks to the Fall -- see the other 3:16.

Gen 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

So this gives us men ruling over women and men and women ruling over the animals.

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If they displease us, we should drown them.
Drowning women without good cause is unlawful in God's eyes, an attack His image. Remember that women also bear the image of God, however dimly. We can only destroy God's image when He permits it.

Gen 9:5-6
5 And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man.
6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.


As for drowning a woman, the only time I can think of when that might be okay is if a woman led a child astray and if the law of the land permitted it (Rom 13:1-7).

Mt 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

But God's preferred methods of capital punishment for women are stoning and burning.

So let me ask you, Have you read Genesis? Have you read Deuteronomy? You need to read God's Word in context and present it in all its cohesive glory.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: You are all too liberal! - 01-25-2019, 07:08 PM

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Have you read Genesis, have you read Deuteronomy?

You all swear by the KJV, but you are interpreting it like your grandmothers wanted you too.
I don't think that either of my grandmothers, God rest their souls, had either the intellect or the need to "interpret" anything much, other than some rather fine recipes. If they wanted to know anything about God, then they asked their respective huisbands in accordance with Scripture - thus anything that they said would, perforce, be a man's view.

This leaves your wild claim in tatters.

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Your lack of Biblical understanding is equaled only by your lack of knowledge of Landover's Biblical judicial system. Here's a test from Ames v Bywater (1911 and still the leading case.)

Judith Ames, the keeper of a small hotel, was arraigned to appear before Judge Derringer on a charge of the theft of a gold watch from a guest, a Mr Bywater. The watch was engraved with Mr Bywater's name; it had gone missing while he was at the hotel; it was recovered from Mrs Ames nethergarments during a routine search.

The prisoner was produced in court. The prosecution - an out-of-town lawyer - outlined the case.

You are the judge - what do you say?


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Well, you got that one wrong, didn't you? (Don't lie - I can see into your soul.)



Judge Derringer's words were
"Why is this woman in my court? Where is her husband?"

The lawyer had no cogent reply (It appeared that the husband was on a whaling ship out of Halifax and had been for 6 months.) And the woman was sent away.

On his return, Abraham Ames was arrested and sentenced to 12 years hard-labor, to which 5 years were added for "permitting a woman, for whom he was responsible, to handle another's property without permission" so it turned out well in the end.

Of course, Abraham Ame's crime had been that he was responsible for all his wife did, and also responsible for her behavior. He had been derelict and delinquent in the latter, resulting in the former.

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Default Re: You are all too liberal! - 01-28-2019, 09:53 PM

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Have you read Genesis, have you read Deuteronomy?

You all swear by the KJV, but you are interpreting it like your grandmothers wanted you too.

The bible states early on that humans were given dominion BY GOD over the lowly animals who can neither think nor feel, and simply live on instinct. Do any of you disagree with that?

From that point, the interpretation is simple. The bible tells us that men are superior to women, and who could tell us differently. We are obviously smarter, stronger, better, and most important HOLIER than our feminine "counterparts."

Now to get to the meat of my argument. Think of how many of these smart, stronger, better, holier versions of people have been lead astray by females. TOO MANY!! I think we must put a stop to it. Women should be treated as animals, has anyone ever met a woman who was different than an animal? I thought not.

Men must begin treating women like animals. We must not become attached to them, for we have been given dominion over them. If they displease us, we should drown them.

Women are animals.

As God is behind me, none can prove me wrong.
1. Yes, I have read through the entire King James Bible twice


2. My grandmother is a godless heathen who doesn't even know what the King James Bible is, let alone how to "interpret" it


3. No, we do not disagree. After all, we are Christians, not vegetarians/vegans. We do not believe in the liberal agenda of "animal rights"


4. Yes, we agree. Women are inferior, weaker, and dumber. Eve and her female descendants have been bringing sin into this world since the Garden of Eden.


5. This is where we disagree with you. Women are humans, not animals. They are made in the image of man (see 1 Corinthians 11) not apes (as liberal evilutionists such as yourself would say) or God (as so-called liberal "Christian" feminists say)


6. The only place in the Bible where it says to execute anyone by drowning is Matthew 18:6, so we would only agree with you on drowning women who offend little ones which believe in Jesus (such as by teaching them evilution, which is what you believe in)


7. If women are animals, then you are guilty of bestiality and worthy of being put to death by stoning as per Exodus 22:19. Or are you a sodomite? In that case you are still worthy of being put to death by stoning as per Leviticus 20:13.


8. God is not behind you. God is not behind anyone who is a worker of iniquity, as Luke 13:27 tells us


But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.
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Default Re: You are all too liberal! - 01-28-2019, 10:45 PM

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1. Yes, ... (long post edited for brevity) ... iniquity.
Um, I guess, thank you, sweetie, for providing a dumbed-down paraphrase of Dr. Pendergrast's excellent post.
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