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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
03-04-2009, 01:05 PM
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I want a cat They is sooooo cute. When i get my own place im gonna have tons and be one of those old ladies who only ever talks to her hundreds of cats! Hehehe
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Dear Bluefire. It's time for you as a beautiful Caucasian girl to go find you a nice young man, get married and have lots of White babies. Leave all the cat woman nonsense to lezbos who are that way because they are ugly, unforgiven, unsaved and just plain old can't get a man! You let me know when it's time for the wedding and I'll sure be there!!
Your Sister in Christ- D'Arlene
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
03-16-2009, 05:11 PM
Those deer really get around just like this story is getting around the internets:
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Home is where the doggy door is.
I can just hear the conversation between the dog & the deer:
Dog: Hey little one what ya doin' all by yourself?
Deer: Well my mom was hit and killed by one of those big square things that roll really fast down the black strip.
Dog: So what ya gonna do?
Deer: I dunno, but I sure am hungry & scared!
Dog: Hey why don't ya just come home with me, my mom will feed ya!!!
Deer: Ok, so what's it like at your place?.......
A fawn followed this beagle home -- right through the doggie door -- in the Bittinger, MD area. The owner came home to find the visitor had made himself right at home. This Hit the 6 o'clock news big time.
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So cute! Fluffeh little Bambi.
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
03-16-2009, 05:18 PM
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Those deer really get around just like this story is getting around the internets:So cute! Fluffeh little Bambi.
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Let me know when Bambi there is grown. I can just taste the venison burgers!
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
03-16-2009, 08:05 PM
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Those deer really get around just like this story is getting around the internets:So cute! Fluffeh little Bambi.
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Disgusting!
But there's good news. Linked from the same site reporting this interspecies depravity:
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03-17-2009, 04:12 AM
Even though I've been extremely successful in business, parlaying my $750,000,000 inheritance at age 29 into a $1.1 billion fortune at age 63, the one thing I'm most proud of is my wonderful family.
My lovely wife Delores has been my (mostly) silent partner in our wonderful life together since 1975. Together we've had three wonderful children-- Mark, Joshua, and Hannah.
Mark is a successful real estate mogul in Charlotte, North Carolina. At least that was what I heard the last time I talked to him in 1997. By the looks of his Web site, he and his wife and children are doing very well.
Joshua works for a dairy concern in San Francisco, and talks to me at least once a month, usually on the 29th of the month. I look forward to it every month. As the Associate Director of the Milk Institute, he directs Northern California dairy policy with his many, many manly friends.
And our youngest, Hannah, is attending a special school for young ladies with unfortunate mental problems. The directors assure us that she his making steady progress, and the demons will be expelled any day now.
So while I delight in my astounding and unprecedented business success, the one thing that brings the most joy is the love of my family, and that monthly call from Joshua on the 29th of every month asking for his $5000 allowance.
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
03-25-2009, 03:45 PM
Sometimes the animals in the zoo get lonely, and when you can't find another giraffe, a water buffalo will have to suffice:
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01-23-2010, 04:40 PM
This pilgrim will be lucky to survive thanksgiving!
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01-24-2010, 08:07 AM
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I want a cat They is sooooo cute. When i get my own place im gonna have tons and be one of those old ladies who only ever talks to her hundreds of cats! Hehehe
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if you gonna talks to kittys, you gots to be real strong in lord Jesus, cuz all kittys be borned wiv a demons of lewdnesss an that demon need rebukin in the name of lord God
rebukes that noo borned kitty!
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
03-08-2010, 10:00 PM
Intermingling is ALIVE and WELL in AFRICA!
Look at this repelent monkey, "grooming" the poor, homeless hound for mating by sharing food, etc.
Abhorant!
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
03-20-2010, 10:40 AM
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Dear Bluefire. It's time for you as a beautiful Caucasian girl to go find you a nice young man, get married and have lots of White babies. Leave all the cat woman nonsense to lezbos who are that way because they are ugly, unforgiven, unsaved and just plain old can't get a man! You let me know when it's time for the wedding and I'll sure be there!!
Your Sister in Christ- D'Arlene
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well im pretty sure everyone can see that you havent replaced your pad or tampon, or do you piffleing christians are against a stick of cotton that absorbs blood everytime you bitch out someone who is not part of "gods plan" you seriously need to get over yourself and by the way lezbos are hotter than your ugly ass
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
04-01-2010, 04:28 AM
Weird cute alert!
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/819712-...ost-their-home
Three baby squirrels who were left homeless after the tree they lived in was chainsawed have found a foster mother in the shape of a poodle called Pixie.
Four-year-old Pixie's owner, Gail Latta, said that at first she tried to feed the homeless squirrels canned milk - but her attempts were unsuccessful.
That's when the North Carolina woman turned to Pixie, who was still able to nurse after recently having her own pups. As the pups had recently been sold, Pixie treated the foster squirrels like her own babies.
Pixie the poodle, nursing the baby squirrels
But the heartwarming story has now come to an end. After two weeks, the squirrels were old enough to be weaned, and Pixie and her new brood had to be seperated once more - after Latta discovered that she might be violating state regulations by keeping wildlife in her home.
A close up view of the baby squirrels nuzzling Pixie
Latta said Pixie seemed a little upset when the squirrels were sent away on Saturday to an animal rehabilitation specialist, but that she's doing OK now. Dog biscuits are apparently playing a major role in helping Pixie get over the loss.
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Ack!
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04-01-2010, 04:44 AM
WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WR ONG!
Dogs should eat squirrels! Not turn them into babies.
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
04-01-2010, 04:52 AM
My reaction. Aw, that's so... I'm offended again!
I don't know how to feel. My first inclination is to grab my 12 gauge and end the squirrels right then and there, but there's my dog to think about.
Tough call.
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
09-12-2010, 06:12 PM
Here is a tender story about a loving couple who care for all kinds of animals:
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
09-12-2010, 06:12 PM
Brother Bathfire is going to love that one.
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
09-13-2010, 02:30 AM
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Here is a tender story about a loving couple who care for all kinds of animals:
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I thought people in Mississippi ate squirrel, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUPLE!
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
06-09-2011, 04:03 PM
Ack!
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
10-23-2011, 05:08 PM
More interspecies confusion:
I wonder how long until those little piggies go to market?
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10-23-2011, 06:19 PM
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These animals must be homersexual. This is NOT natural.
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whats unnatural about it? theyre not homos, just friends.
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Re: STOP the intermingling NOW -
06-23-2017, 02:43 PM
More proof that intermingling with sheep is not a good idea:
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Lamb that looks ‘half human half-beast’ is born to a sheep in South Africa
VILLAGERS from South Africa believe a creature born to a sheep was “sent by the devil.”
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http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...c9d5daa4664335
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