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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-06-2007, 08:05 PM
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Are you implying that I'm a soul-sucker? I don't appreciate that, you know. And it's just not true; I don't suck souls... And besides, I wouldn't hurt dear Daniel, he's one of my own now.
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Well what ever you wickers do with your' guy types, what do you call them drones? Dance around with their flayed skins, bite his head off or something. Anyway Daniel is acting up so you probably need to yank his leash or what not.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-06-2007, 08:27 PM
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Well what ever you wickers do with your' guy types, what do you call them drones? Yes. Drones. Dance around with their flayed skins, bite his head off or something. I don't skin my Drones, nor do I bite off their heads. They're my toys, and I play with them. A little roughly sometimes, but hardly enough to cause permanent damage. Anyway Daniel is acting up so you probably need to yank his leash or what not.
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He certainly does have spirit, doesn't he? I rather like him that way. I'm going to let him act out for a while more and see what comes of it. If he gets too out of control, I'll remind him of his place. Don't worry, Booby-Joe, I'm quite in control of the situation.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-07-2007, 01:41 AM
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I'm much more interested in the bodies that house them. *Winks*
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Are you implying that I'm a soul-sucker? I don't appreciate that, you know. And it's just not true; I don't suck souls...
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Whoa!
I bet I know just what Alie is needing right about now..
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-07-2007, 03:06 AM
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Whoa!
I bet I know just what Alie is needing right about now..
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Me too. An apron and a mop and pail of soapy water. Maybe a scrub brush too.
Same with you, VanLardbutt...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-07-2007, 04:38 AM
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Me too. An apron and a mop and pail of soapy water. Maybe a scrub brush too.
Same with you, VanLardbutt...
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I bet I know what you need too, Zeke!
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-07-2007, 07:06 AM
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Whoa!
I bet I know just what Alie is needing right about now..
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Uh... Er... *Blushes*
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Me too. An apron and a mop and pail of soapy water. Maybe a scrub brush too.
Same with you, VanLardbutt...
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*Cackles* Dream on, buddy.
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I bet I know what you need too, Zeke!
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Someone to pull that stick out of his arse?
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-07-2007, 08:05 AM
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Someone to pull that stick out of his arse?
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What's all this then? Has young Ezekiel been impaled by witches ... again? I will begin praying immediately, that he may have a speedy and painless recovery.
However, I don't recommend anyone just "pull" the stick out; surgical removal is far safer.
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06-07-2007, 07:18 PM
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What's all this then? Has young Ezekiel been impaled by witches ... again? I will begin praying immediately, that he may have a speedy and painless recovery.
However, I don't recommend anyone just "pull" the stick out; surgical removal is far safer.
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What? So this has happened before? Well, no wonder Zeke is so cranky!
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-09-2007, 12:46 PM
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What? So this has happened before? Well, no wonder Zeke is so cranky!
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I would have thought that perhaps the stick might still be up there..
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-09-2007, 01:06 PM
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I would have thought that perhaps the stick might still be up there..
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I figured they were like shark's teeth - remove one, another takes its place...
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-09-2007, 01:32 PM
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What? So this has happened before? Well, no wonder Zeke is so cranky!
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I would have thought that perhaps the stick might still be up there..
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I figured they were like shark's teeth - remove one, another takes its place...
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Yes, yes, you ignorant sluts have your little fun now while you can. One day soon, when Jesus stands before you and bitchslaps the three of you into eternal hellfire, we'll see who has the last laugh.
Matthew 24:50 The lord shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
24:51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Oh what a glorious day that will be! GLORY!! I can't wait to hear your blood curdling screams!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-09-2007, 03:12 PM
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Yes, yes, you ignorant sluts have your little fun now while you can. One day soon, when Jesus stands before you and bitchslaps the three of you into eternal hellfire, we'll see who has the last laugh.
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Heh, I'll worry about that the same time as I start to worry about the bogeyman.
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Oh what a glorious day that will be! GLORY!! I can't wait to hear your blood curdling screams!
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Your mean fantasies won't get that stick out, you know.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-09-2007, 08:54 PM
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Your mean fantasies won't get that stick out, you know.
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"Tru dat!" It probably goes in farther every time he has a mean thought, too!
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-23-2007, 08:36 PM
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Ah, we've heard the accusation many times. So, I've decided to have a look on the web, so we can compare LBC to "cults".
Here's a list from a SECULAR source, with my comments in red:
As can be plainly seen by a review of this eight-point "warning list" for destructive cults, Landover Baptist Church fits NO definition of a cult whatsoever! So all you outsiders can relax, stop suing us for "taking your children away", or stop complaining that your aged parents gave Landover "your" inheritance. (Did YOU earn it? No, I didn't think so. GOD did.)
Landover Baptist Church is NOT a cult. QED.
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If you read, it always says DESTRUCTIVE cult. hmm.. there seems to be a difference between destructive and non destructive.
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-24-2007, 02:02 AM
This "Church" is a cult.
Plain as day.
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All of you should send me into the forest and get your guns and try to shoot me.
Then be witness to the glory that is Shal.
(Cause I would have left LONG ago, while you're all shooting blindly in the dark.)
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-26-2007, 06:48 AM
Hi ... just getting caught up here ... at the beginning of the thread ...
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
Ah, we've heard the accusation many times. So, I've decided to have a look on the web, so we can compare LBC to "cults".
Here's a list from a SECULAR source, with my comments in red:
As can be plainly seen by a review of this eight-point "warning list" for destructive cults, Landover Baptist Church fits NO definition of a cult whatsoever! So all you outsiders can relax, stop suing us for "taking your children away", or stop complaining that your aged parents gave Landover "your" inheritance. (Did YOU earn it? No, I didn't think so. GOD did.)
Landover Baptist Church is NOT a cult. QED.
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... now I've checked out the list, and it's true ... nowhere does it say there is anything ... well ... cultish ... about a church following the Bible to the letter of the scripture, and leading its followers to the validity of that truth ...
... and soooooooooo ... it would appear that Landover Baptist is exactly what it claims to be ...
... a Church of literal Biblical faith
Now take it from minister nods ... uses the KJ Bible too, ya know ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-26-2007, 11:40 AM
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Hi ... just getting caught up here ... at the beginning of the thread ...
... now I've checked out the list, and it's true ... nowhere does it say there is anything ... well ... cultish ... about a church following the Bible to the letter of the scripture, and leading its followers to the validity of that truth ...
... and soooooooooo ... it would appear that Landover Baptist is exactly what it claims to be ...
... a Church of literal Biblical faith
Now take it from minister nods ... uses the KJ Bible too, ya know ...
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Are you a homer? You talk like one....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
06-26-2007, 10:37 PM
Nope, not a homer ...
... you were wondering?
... after all you never can tell about some folks, comin in from Jesus's false churches, ya know
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? -
07-13-2007, 10:54 PM
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You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.
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Dude, I do not want to hear about your sick twisted fantasies.
And they are not a cult but more of a twisted perversion of the church, much like the WBC.
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07-14-2007, 10:21 AM
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Dude, I do not want to hear about your sick twisted fantasies.
And they are not a cult but more of a twisted perversion of the church, much like the WBC.
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Read the wiki Article. They're more related to WBC than you might first believe.
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