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Default Re: Creationism is wrong - 07-04-2010, 01:20 PM
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What possible reason could science have for lying to us about the shape and size of the earth?
It's simple. They want you to burn in Hell. If you can't believe the Earth is flat, then you can't believe parts of the Bible, which means you can't believe the Bible is the inspired Word of God, which means you have no reason to believe Christ was your Savior. Understand?

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Default Re: Creationism is wrong - 07-04-2010, 01:47 PM
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HAHAH, this is like poking a caged tiger 'if that tiger was even existant' im sure "god" is more than happy to have MJ sitting next to him in heaven with Allah and budda i wish i was a fly in you christians imagination would be hilarious to see what you thinks really , I know lets go on a road trip to visit "god" christ we cant can we going to have to kill yourselfs to do that arnt you. shit sorry, christ should have known.
You are mocking the Lord and doomed to an eternity in he fires of hell. I would not be surprised if you were poked by MJ.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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It's simple. They want you to burn in Hell. If you can't believe the Earth is flat, then you can't believe parts of the Bible, which means you can't believe the Bible is the inspired Word of God, which means you have no reason to believe Christ was your Savior. Understand?
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Default Re: Creationism is wrong - 07-04-2010, 11:10 PM
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disapointed i expected 'god' to smite me all that happend was my toast burnt
It would appear that God smote your brain quite heavily a long time ago, you just haven't noticed yet.

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Default Re: Creationism is wrong - 07-04-2010, 11:20 PM
Oh wow, this one even links to the thread this should be in.

Really, you're not that special.

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