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Default Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-18-2012, 10:20 PM

Friends,

We all know atheists are nothing but immoral perverts who smoke the pot, drink alcohol and involve themselves in wanton debauchery...day after day. They all have chosen to turn their back on the obvious, that there is a God!!! The Bible tells us so.

Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

I was recently forwarded an article explaining why atheists suck, here it is.

From the article:

  • 1. Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have.
  • 2. Atheists tend to be haters who don't believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically kill the positive energy.
  • 3. They love reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don't worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF?
  • 4. Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church.
  • 5. Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn't it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?
  • 6. Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post.
  • 7. Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly an atheist.
  • 8. Atheists are the kind of people who enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood.
  • 9. Atheists are selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!”
  • 10. They just suck. You don't even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it.
I could not agree more. For those unsaved scum atheists reading this getting ready to "troll" us with your whining, have this:



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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-18-2012, 10:49 PM

I think #9 is the one that irritates me the most.

Like hey, would it kill you to give Him a little credit, huh?



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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-18-2012, 10:55 PM

Begs the question: What came first, the atheism or the suckiness? Do sucky people become atheists or do atheists become sucky people?

Whatever, they'll burn in Hell either way.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-18-2012, 11:39 PM

Other than all atheists hating little baby Jesus, I really do not like that fact that every single one of them is gay-wise.
When they get all defensive and heated up, they spit when they scream and I do not want to get their AIDs on me.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-20-2012, 05:59 PM

They don't spend money to their church and buy big cars etc. I hate them.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-21-2012, 10:06 PM

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5. Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn't it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?
This is what gets me. They don't admit the faith it takes to be an atheist and to believe in Darwinism. They are so closed minded without even knowing it.

Hypocrites, all of them.


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-21-2012, 11:34 PM

Haha you all think all atheist's are like that, we just don't believe in a god that's it. You are the bad people because you don't accept people who they are (gay) and telling we're going to hell and stuff. I accept the fact you'll think different I don't care about what you're thinking about god and stuff because it's your life and I have respect for the way you want to be, not like you for us

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-21-2012, 11:42 PM

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You are the bad people because you don't accept people who they are (gay) and telling we're going to hell and stuff. I accept the fact you'll think different I don't care about what you're thinking about god and stuff because it's your life and I have respect for the way you want to be, not like you for us
So we are "bad people" for telling you honestly what punishment God holds in wait for you, in an attempt to help you avoid it?

You think we'd be "good people" if we lied to you instead, right, to encourage more people to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?

Thank you for demonstrating how hateful atheists really are.


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 01:56 AM

1. Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have.
(So you are admitting this?)

2. Atheists tend to be haters who don't believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically kill the positive energy.
(Athiests tend to believe it things that make sense.)

3. They love reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don't worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF?
(What?)

4. Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church.
(Atheists only mock the church part.)

5. Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn't it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?
(Fair enough, but shouldn't religious folk keep an open mind about the fact that a god *might not* exist?)

6. Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post.
(Troll and be trolled...)

7. Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly an atheist.
(One cannot be wrong and be loved? Accepting people regardless of their beliefs: this is called tolerance.)

8. Atheists are the kind of people who enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood.
(So it's better that you lie to them, for them to just be disappointed when they learn the truth later?)

9. Atheists are selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!”
(If you worked hard and earned a raise, then that means that your boss decided that you deserved it, not a god. You should praise yourself for your hard work.)

10. They just suck. You don't even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it.
(And this is why your beliefs are hard to respect.)
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 02:06 AM

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(And this is why your beliefs are hard to respect.)
Friend, the reason our beliefs are hard to respect is because you are a fool and the LORD's ways are folly to you. (Proverbs 12:15)

Repent, and be Saved.


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 02:09 AM

Oh lawdy lawdy, thankya JEEZ-usss

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 04:21 AM

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Oh lawdy lawdy, thankya JEEZ-usss

Care to save me?
No.

It is up to God to save you, if He so desires. Perhaps He will reveal Himself to you; it is a good idea to read the Bible to learn about Him. Not only will you find out who He really is, but the act of reading and considering Him will tell Him you are serious about knowing Him!


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 04:24 AM

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 06:32 AM

Hey, I joined here to see what this was all about, you could say I am an atheist, I don't really fit with the description in the opening post though.
I am not trying to waste your time or annoy you, but I found myself feeling hurt by some of the traits you attribute to atheists (as I do feel right now thats what I am).
I work incredibly hard, I'm just a human, I don't feel hate for any of you, I'm sure we all enjoy the same things, I guess i'm trying to express that sometimes I think us atheists find it difficult in an environment like this, and wondered why we owned such an abhorrent image in your eyes.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 07:06 AM

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Hey, I joined here to see what this was all about, you could say I am an atheist, I don't really fit with the description in the opening post though.
I am not trying to waste your time or annoy you, but I found myself feeling hurt by some of the traits you attribute to atheists (as I do feel right now thats what I am).
I work incredibly hard, I'm just a human, I don't feel hate for any of you, I'm sure we all enjoy the same things, I guess i'm trying to express that sometimes I think us atheists find it difficult in an environment like this, and wondered why we owned such an abhorrent image in your eyes.
Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT Welcome.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 07:15 AM

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Sorry, but sodomizing a dog and divining by its entrails does not interest me.


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-22-2012, 07:21 AM

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Hey, I joined here to see what this was all about, you could say I am an atheist, I don't really fit with the description in the opening post though.
I am not trying to waste your time or annoy you, but I found myself feeling hurt by some of the traits you attribute to atheists (as I do feel right now thats what I am).
I work incredibly hard, I'm just a human, I don't feel hate for any of you, I'm sure we all enjoy the same things, I guess i'm trying to express that sometimes I think us atheists find it difficult in an environment like this, and wondered why we owned such an abhorrent image in your eyes.
And yet you come here to mock us hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-25-2012, 01:32 PM

1 John 5:10:
Anyone who believes in the Son of God has this testimony in his heart.Anyone who does not believe in GOD has made him out to be a liar,because he has not believed the testimony God has given about his Son.

Agreed, says a hard working person who loves children and MY LORD!!!
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons athiests SUCK!!! - 07-25-2012, 03:53 PM

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1 John 5:10:
Anyone who believes in the Son of God has this testimony in his heart.Anyone who does not believe in GOD has made him out to be a liar,because he has not believed the testimony God has given about his Son.

Agreed, says a hard working person who loves children and MY LORD!!!
Dear friend, on this board please only quote from the King James version of the Bible

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He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son.
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