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*MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 12:11 AM
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
While I was meditating on this scripture this morning during my quite time I realized we have to hate our wives also.
Im not married yet but looking. But I would appreciate any advise on how we can show our love for Jesus by hating our wives.
Married men, how do you show your hate towards your wife?
Thanks for the replies in advanse.
Hank.
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
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Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 12:39 AM
Hank, I simply tell her she is wrong. All the time. Every one of her opinions are wrong. It is very effective.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 02:52 AM
Brother Hank:
The essential hate emotion will come naturally.
About every 28 days you will have a sincere desire to whappp her upside the head with a shovel, and bury her arse in the rose garden.
BUT DO NOT.
The feeling will subside.
Such is our manly burden.
To truly show hate to your wife, well .... just be yourself 24/7.
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 04:31 AM
Just do everything that the Bible tells you to do to women.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-22-2010, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Hank, I simply tell her she is wrong. All the time. Every one of her opinions are wrong. It is very effective.
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May I ask how this harms you in that if her opinion is to obey you and to serve you to the best of God's intended will? Or to (at least) in her womanly feeble mind to have the notion that a man should not only be superior but should rule over her lest she be reviled. If her opinions are all wrong should not these be also?
It should be that I would agree with your wisdom (I have read countless posts by you before I finally joined), but if she realized all her opinions are wrong (her obedient opinion of her faith-filled husband), it would not go so well for you.
Bless.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-22-2010, 05:01 AM
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May I ask how this harms you in that if her opinion is to obey you and to serve you to the best of God's intended will? Or to (at least) in her womanly feeble mind to have the notion that a man should not only be superior but should rule over her lest she be reviled. If her opinions are all wrong should not these be also?
It should be that I would agree with your wisdom (I have read countless posts by you before I finally joined), but if she realized all her opinions are wrong (her obedient opinion of her faith-filled husband), it would not go so well for you.
Bless.
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I'm not sure what you're asking here, Teller. A woman's inclination to obey and serve her husband to the best of God's intended will isn't her opinion any more than her inclination to take an occasional breath arises from an opinion. The second sentence, or rather attempt at constructing a sentence didn't end up being a sentence at all, so I'm not sure what point it was to make. You need to research the meaning of opinion, friend. What in the world does "her obedient opinion of her faith-filled husband" mean? Obedience isn't an opinion. Dude, seriously, brush up on your native tongue. Speak American so we can understand you. Verbosity is not for you.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-23-2010, 01:45 AM
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May I ask how this harms you in that if her opinion is to obey you and to serve you to the best of God's intended will? Or to (at least) in her womanly feeble mind to have the notion that a man should not only be superior but should rule over her lest she be reviled. If her opinions are all wrong should not these be also?
It should be that I would agree with your wisdom (I have read countless posts by you before I finally joined), but if she realized all her opinions are wrong (her obedient opinion of her faith-filled husband), it would not go so well for you.
Bless.
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You miss the point.
She should not have 'opinions' as she is merely a woman. She has jobs to do. If a decision must be made, she is to ask me. If she fails to ask and there is a problem, no matter what it is or where I am, there will be swift and sure punishment.
If the house is on fire, she knows to call the Fire Department. She does this by asking one of my sons to use the phone as she is not allowed to speak to strangers.
The last thing I want her doing is trying to clear the garbage disposal (or the like) with her hand. That is what happened to her sister, Agnes. Ask first.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-12-2009, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Hank
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
While I was meditating on this scripture this morning during my quite time I realized we have to hate our wives also.
Im not married yet but looking. But I would appreciate any advise on how we can show our love for Jesus by hating our wives.
Married men, how do you show your hate towards your wife?
Thanks for the replies in advanse.
Hank.
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THe feeling comes easy this time of year. Just sit down to watch the bowl games and watch her come and jabber at you just as Alabama looks about to score.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-12-2009, 04:04 AM
Hank, Brother Hutchins offers an excellent suggestion. I would also like to add that throwing your wife's meals out the front door and having her remake it, for it breakfast, lunch and dinner is also an effective display of hate for your wife.
Jesus loves us more if we hate our wives, as the Bible says.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-12-2009, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Jed_Cassidy
Hank, Brother Hutchins offers an excellent suggestion. I would also like to add that throwing your wife's meals out the front door and having her remake it, for it breakfast, lunch and dinner is also an effective display of hate for your wife.
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I did this about 10 years back. After coming home from a 14 hour day of working like a dog earning for my family I found my wife serving supper to our kids. Pork Chops. Rare. I mean, Eskimos are cool with rare food, but pork isn't something you can do rare. Not even Eskimos. So I scooped up the kids plates, and instead of cooking the pork properly, I threw it in the garbage. Then I made spaghetti and meat sauce for the kids, glaring at my wife the whole time.
It worked wonderfully. She got the point and hasn't cooked a meal since.
I won, right? Right?
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-26-2009, 03:00 PM
You mustn't get laid much huh? I treat my wife with respect and so she treats me. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-26-2009, 03:01 PM
Good advice if you want a wife like a fly...
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-01-2010, 09:20 PM
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You mustn't get laid much huh? I treat my wife with respect and so she treats me. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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Dont they also say you catch more flies with honey but dung attracts flies? I think Jesus knows human nature better than your hippie vermin nonsense
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-23-2010, 01:37 AM
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You mustn't get laid much huh? I treat my wife with respect and so she treats me. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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THANK YOU. You other "men" are sick. If I could even call you men. Your interpretation of what God wants is twisted beyond belief. Where is the love of others? The acceptance and kindness that this religion was built upon?
I am disgusted by all of you.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-23-2010, 12:48 PM
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Married men, how do you show your hate towards your wife?
Thanks for the replies in advanse.
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Hi Hank. My wife here in Hong Kong, Whats-her-name (it'll come to me in a minute) was giving me a lot of crap, always wanting more money, and complaining about my frequent trips to Cambodia to tutor female Bible students:
Cambodian Bible student
Well, this went on for awhile. I then asked some of my "security people" to have a word with her. They stripped her naked, threw her in the trunk of the limo, took for a little ride to the harbor's edge, and told her she would wind up like this other young lady in Hong Kong. But then they brought her home unharmed. After that, I've had no more trouble. In fact, I haven't heard from the wife in a couple of years.
I should ask my kids if they know where their mother is at, though come to think of it, I haven't seen the kids (whatever their names are - seems like my memory is slipping lately) for a few years either.
All I can say is that being a husband and a parent is a lot of work and responsibility. Hope you are as successful at it as I am.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
02-01-2010, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Hank
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
While I was meditating on this scripture this morning during my quite time I realized we have to hate our wives also.
Im not married yet but looking. But I would appreciate any advise on how we can show our love for Jesus by hating our wives.
Married men, how do you show your hate towards your wife?
Thanks for the replies in advanse.
Hank.
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Hank, I belive you, and all other Chritian men on this forum, are God's gift to women. I have a daughter who came of age a few years ago, though she won't be of "legal" age for a few more months. Many is the night I've lay awake wishing I could find her a man who could Hate her the way she deserves.
Don't worry if don't feel hate for a woman right a way. In time you will notice how flawed she is and how nothing she does is ever done right. You will see spots on the dishes, dust on the floor, and taste her lousy cooking. Soon the mere sound of her voice will cause you to cringe with Holy Hatred. You will wonder how there was ever a time that you did not hate her.
Perhaps I will bring my daughter with me on a trip to Freehold, and you can see if you can find anything you don't like about her.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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