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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.
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And his wife's body belongs to HER - SHE has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.
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I have to say, I'm having great difficulty spotting the difference between these two posts. What part do you allege I changed?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:01 PM
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Nope - strictly monogamous.
As far as you know..
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I have no reason to doubt that he is faithful to me, and I know that I am faithful to him.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:03 PM
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I have no reason to doubt that he is faithful to me.
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He's a queer, and those people have no sense of morality and hate family values. A homer like your husband would happily sleep with other women, just to degrade the Holy Institution of Matrimony.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:11 PM
I have to agree with these guys on this one. He probaby is cheating on you. Want to get even with him? Dwayne is at your service, me lady.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:11 PM
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He's a queer, and those people have no sense of morality and hate family values. A homer like your husband would happily sleep with other women, just to degrade the Holy Institution of Matrimony.
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You think any man that actually treats women with respect is gay.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:13 PM
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I have to agree with these guys on this one. He probaby is cheating on you. Want to get even with him? Dwayne is at your service, me lady.
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this sound like job for Hitoshi
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
I have to agree with these guys on this one. He probaby is cheating on you. Want to get even with him? Dwayne is at your service, me lady.
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I have the utmost trust in him - if I didn't, there would have been no point in marrying him.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
this sound like job for Hitoshi
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Do you realize you just agreed to sleep with Dwayne?
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:16 PM
I thought he was trying to set up a threesome with Dwane and DWJ.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
this sound like job for Hitoshi
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The more the merrier, my Asian friend.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
You think any man that actually treats women with respect is gay.
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Depends how you define respect.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 09:26 PM
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 09:30 PM
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See the difference now?
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No.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 09:37 PM
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Just keep chaniging the posts - you're just trying to hide your bad behavior like a scared little boy.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 09:53 PM
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Yes, but I didn't edit your post, as you LYINGLY suggested I did. I merely provided an example of what your post would look like in a better world, while leaving the original unchanged. I will admit that I briefly considered editing your post, but I didn't want to mislead any good Christian brethren into thinking you'd actually made a sensible statement for once, so I left it as it was. And then you lyingly came along and lyingly accused me of having changed it. Care to apologise yet?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Yes, but I didn't edit your post, as you LYINGLY suggested I did. I merely provided an example of what your post would look like in a better world, while leaving the original unchanged. I will admit that I briefly considered editing your post, but I didn't want to mislead any good Christian brethren into thinking you'd actually made a sensible statement for once, so I left it as it was. And then you lyingly came along and lyingly accused me of having changed it. Care to apologise yet?
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You changed it and then changed it back - YOU owe ME an apology.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
You changed it and then changed it back - YOU owe ME an apology.
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No I didn't. That is a flat-out lie. Care to post any proof that I supposedly "changed it and then changed it back", my lying antichrist friend?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 10:37 PM
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No I didn't. That is a flat-out lie. Care to post any proof that I supposedly "changed it and then changed it back", my lying antichrist friend?
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Ok, I admit it, you've caught me out in a blatant lie. Sorry for being such a lying Nazi. Can we still be friends?
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 11:00 PM
Hula hoops look like something a pimp would buy for his whores to keep them in shape during the off season.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-03-2008, 11:14 PM
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Hula hoops look like something a pimp would buy for his whores to keep them in shape during the off season.
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With vile, horny Nips running around like Hitoshi, there probably is no off season.
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