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Thumbs down Besides the bible - 06-20-2009, 04:12 AM
What other reasons you elitists have for hating on women?

Reasons that make sense.

By the way, I am male.
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Default Re: Besides the bible - 06-20-2009, 04:27 AM
I see someone gave me negative rep on this post. I am 100% male my friend I have an uncircumcised penis attached to my body that is perfectly functioning fine.
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Default Re: Besides the bible - 06-20-2009, 05:09 AM
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I see someone gave me negative rep on this post. I am 100% male my friend I have an uncircumcised penis attached to my body that is perfectly functioning fine.
Who asked you about your man parts?!? You don't see me talking about my issues down there, and believe me, I have issues down there!

This is a Christian forum, not some all male 24hr. pick-up forum where hot single men can talk, hook up, engage in naughty chat, or just get to know each other.

This is not a place where signing up is easy, where credit cards are accepted via paypal, or where the billing on the credit card statement appears as Hasting Holdings LLC.

So take your gay cruising and your filthy talk about "down there" elsewhere!



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