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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
03-08-2010, 11:58 PM
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I have a couple of questions as I am often confused.
We are not supposed to wear gold? What about my wedding ring as it does show submission to my husband does it not?
For those of us women that the LORD has **ahem** blessed. **blush** My husband refuses to pay to get them cut off, a minimizer bra doesn't do much, and they escaped in bulges when I tried to use duct tape.
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Corsets! I don't mean modern "sexy" ones, oh no. Look at some old patterns for girdles, and corsets. They will keep your babies feeders from showing, and provide another layer between you and anyone who brushes up against you. Nothing like a layer of boning to say, "keep out!"
Matt. 6:5 "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
03-27-2010, 07:15 PM
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5. Undergarments these are not supposed to be seen! Just the other day at the market some young hussy had a bra strap showing, not to mention she had on the Devils panties, a thong is what I hear some ladies call them. I think it is very tacky when a woman bends over and a little strip of cloth sticks out of her man pants. I promptly went up to her and gave me her sweater and lectured her on what some men will do when women do not cover themselves. I prayed for her and her family that night.
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So you wouldn't condone wearing these?
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
03-27-2010, 09:08 PM
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So you wouldn't condone wearing these?
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No of course not!
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03-27-2010, 09:27 PM
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No of course not!
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Does LBC sell them for sinners so that you know if someone buys them that they're going to hell? Sorry, I'm new to the forums so I don't exactly know everything about your fine establishment yet.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
04-21-2010, 12:43 PM
i gots a kwestion about them lady ettiquettes. nows, when 2 ladys show up to churchs on sunday mornings an they both be wearings the same dress, who has to go homes an puts a differint dress on? is it the younger ladys or the lady who not be marrieds to a senior pastors? an what if it be 2 ladys who have them same social standings? cuz i not thinks lord Jesus approves of them christian lady kitty fights
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
04-22-2010, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Petal
i gots a kwestion about them lady ettiquettes. nows, when 2 ladys show up to churchs on sunday mornings an they both be wearings the same dress, who has to go homes an puts a differint dress on? is it the younger ladys or the lady who not be marrieds to a senior pastors? an what if it be 2 ladys who have them same social standings? cuz i not thinks lord Jesus approves of them christian lady kitty fights
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Excellent question, Petal! Well done!
Pastor's wives always get first choice, but most women in church aren't married to the pastors. There are ways to determine who gets to wear the dress in question.
First you have to look at tithing status. If one is in a lower tithing tier, she must be the one to go home to change. Unless the dress is inexpensive enough that the higher level tither should go home in shame to dress in something more appropriate. Remember, "costly array" as preached against in 1 Timothy 2:9 is subjective! The more money that's available to buy an outfit, the less costly that outfit is!
If they are both equal tithers, then it depends on marital status. A married woman's dress would be picked out for her by her husband, and an unmarried woman's dress picked out for her by her father. While a woman should honor her father (Exodus 20:12), her husband is the head of her just as Christ is the head of the man (1 Corinthians 11:3). Besides, if she's old enough to be considered a woman, why isn't she married yet? There must be something wrong with her! Thus the spinster would be the one who would have to go change.
If they are equal tithers and have the same marital status, the next thing to consider is age. 1 Timothy 5:2 tells us to treat elder women as mothers and the younger as sisters. Going back to Exodus 20:12, we should also honor our mothers, so the older women gets to wear the dress.
But what if both women are equal tithers of the same marital status and age? What then? Normally when one is facing a tough question like this, the only thing to do is ask a pastor. However, considering it's at church on Sunday, the pastors have better things to do than to worry about the petty concerns of women!
The best thing to do in this situation is for the women to speak to the highest ranking member of the Ladies of Landover who is available (unless it's Mrs. Betty Bowers - do NOT bother Mrs. Bowers). I'm senior vice president, so I'd be pleased to help any Platinum or Gold Tithers if my husband, Mr. Whitford, could spare me.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 01:13 PM
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I pull mine up past my bellybutton. Just to be safe.
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That would never work for me - it would get caught on my navel ring.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Tchoupitoulas
That would never work for me - it would get caught on my navel ring.
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I thought you did not wear clothes
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
I thought you did not wear clothes
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Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I never said that I go without clothes all the time.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Tchoupitoulas
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I never said that I go without clothes all the time.
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You should always were clothes. Unless you are washing yourself, which is then only in private.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
You should always were clothes. Unless you are washing yourself, which is then only in private.
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Some things are easier/more enjoyable without them - sunbathing, swimming, making love, housework.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 01:49 PM
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Some things are easier/more enjoyable without them - sunbathing, swimming, making love, housework.
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That is just being like a whore. Are you some primate native women.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:00 PM
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That is just being like a whore. Are you some primate native women.
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Human beings are primates.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:09 PM
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Some things are easier/more enjoyable without them - sunbathing, swimming, making love, housework.
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Naked housework? Are you insane? How many steam burns do you have getting hot pies out of the oven without protection?
Not to mention all that dust that goes into crevices, grooves, wrinkles and orifices that are not appropriately covered with the right attire.
What on earth do your neighbours think as you collect the doggy do do's from your back yard, flashing your butt as you bend over?
Nah. I think rubber gloves, apron, hair net, dress, stockings and sensible shoes are very much in order.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:13 PM
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Human beings are primates.
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Are you some native primitive woman. Do you dance around camp fires naked sing voodoo songs
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:16 PM
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Naked housework? Are you insane? How many steam burns do you have getting hot pies out of the oven without protection?
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I don't cook naked.
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Not to mention all that dust that goes into crevices, grooves, wrinkles and orifices that are not appropriately covered with the right attire.
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You must have a very strange way of holding a dust rag.
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What on earth do your neighbours think as you collect the doggy do do's from your back yard, flashing your butt as you bend over?
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We don't pick up dog feces from the yard - when we mow the lawn, the mower mulches it in with the grass clippings.
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Nah. I think rubber gloves, apron, hair net, dress, stockings and sensible shoes are very much in order.
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Rubber gloves make my hands sweat and itch, aprons just get in the way, a ponytail is sufficient to keep my hair out of my face, I never wear stockings, and we don't wear shoes in the house.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:23 PM
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Even Indian women wear clothes
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:28 PM
INJUNS!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:28 PM
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Even Indian women wear clothes
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I wear them when I feel like it, or when the social situation warrants it.
If I don't feel like wearing them, and there's no need to wear them, I don't. It's my body, my home, my prerogative.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
07-21-2010, 02:34 PM
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What on earth do your neighbours think as you collect the doggy do do's from your back yard, flashing your butt as you bend over?
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We don't pick up dog feces from the yard - when we mow the lawn, the mower mulches it in with the grass clippings.
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You either have a very little dog or you mow you lawn a lot.
We have an English Staffordshire bull terrier and I would not be able to find my way to the clothesline if I did not pick up the do do's at least twice a week.
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