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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-17-2008, 10:20 PM
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Now, I'm not an LBCer or a Catholic, but I know what you're doing to these young boys is wrong!

You're about as bad as the pedophiles that make up 4% of the Catholic priesthood (which I doubt Fr. Martin is one of) for that! We've got real ammo, so watch your mouth (And that punk Offcr. Albert can't help you either!)

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-17-2008, 10:42 PM
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Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-17-2008, 11:52 PM
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Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!
What ARE you on about, BumfUGK?

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-18-2008, 04:05 AM
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Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!
Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-18-2008, 04:18 AM
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Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.
What?!? How could someone be bold enough to lie about being from the Great Godly State of Texas? That's the home state of our wonderful George W Bush!

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-18-2008, 12:41 PM
How did the invasion go? I saw something on the news last night about two men running out the camp screaming like little girls, hurriedly getting into a Cadillac Escalade (or whatever it was — the resolution of the video wasn't very good), and speeding off.

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-18-2008, 10:22 PM
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How did the invasion go? I saw something on the news last night about two men running out the camp screaming like little girls, hurriedly getting into a Cadillac Escalade (or whatever it was — the resolution of the video wasn't very good), and speeding off.
Strange, we haven't heard from Mary Martin or her new sidekick, BuckBoy.

Is it possible Bobby-Joe nabbed them as they tried to escape?

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-26-2008, 06:27 PM
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New For Summer 2008:

This year, our young campers will be conducting several righteous religious raids upon the ungodly children at Camp Quest (a secular summer camp for sacrilegious science-loving sissies) for drive by, Get Your Feet Hot For Jesus! visitations. Bring your cap-guns and pistols (if you are over 7-years old and love Jesus) for some old fashioned soul-winning shoot-em-up dusty foot devil dancin'! Talk to a camp counselor when you arrive, as we anticipate that seats on the school buses will fill up quickly, and make sure your parents check the box on your permission slip that says you can stay up past curfew.
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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-26-2008, 06:31 PM
I know what to say. Stop quote-copying entire posts and adding nothing of import to them. We don't come here to wonder whether some idiotard likes what Jesus wants. Get it? This isn't myspace forums.

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-26-2008, 06:33 PM
I for one say Keep Preaching Pastor! If were you, I would stay at a loss for words (In other words shut your mouth when Pastor Deacon Fred is preaching).

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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-27-2008, 04:33 PM
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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-27-2008, 07:41 PM
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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-27-2008, 08:00 PM
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There is no lake of fire.
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Default Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp! - 07-28-2008, 04:31 AM
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I said "Because I am one too"

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