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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 08:04 PM
Uh, because it's the first bible? If you're denying that, then I'll walk on water, but just for you and you xyl.
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 08:13 PM
Another transbooboo, again, no editing tools, but I meant you and your wife. I'm old, keyboard ADA issues, and perfection is fleeting, but I try.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mensan
Uh, because it's the first bible? If you're denying that, then I'll walk on water, but just for you and you xyl.
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How are you planning to prove that Gutenberg Bible is the oldest Bible in existence? Are you planning to burn all existing ancient manuscripts to prove yourself right?
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Another transbooboo, again, no editing tools, but I meant you and your wife. I'm old, keyboard ADA issues, and perfection is fleeting, but I try.
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I'm a lady, so please don't insinuate I could even consider a same sex relation.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mensan
Uh, because it's the first bible?...
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The first Bible printed using moveable type.
Unless you're claiming that there were no Bibles at all for the first 1400+ years of Christianity's existence.
That wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing someone's said here. Not even top 100.
Try harder?
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
How are you planning to prove that Gutenberg Bible is the oldest Bible in existence? Are you planning to burn all existing ancient manuscripts to prove yourself right?
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Hey, Sister, don't be mean to the poor demented soul. What's a thousand years here or there when you've convinced yourself you're right, history is wrong and the parts of God's Holy Word that don't fit in with your prejudices somehow don't count?
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 08:51 PM
Interestingly, I found this site through a search "God hates Australians" that directed me here. The vile of that link in here ripping our brothers down under drew me to do a DHS search on what I thought was a hate site here that goes through a New York server. It seems the leader of this pack is in Iowa. Another mystery, a Christian group paying for a server out of NY? Google states this is a parity site that rips extreme conservatives. That's bull. You rip anyone for enjoyment. I think I'll cry over that scripture of illusion. Where is the physical church? I d like to visit soon. Anyone got anything to say here, or is it all Jim Jones through and through?
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mensan
Interestingly, I found this site through a search "God hates Australians" that directed me here. The vile of that link in here ripping our brothers down under drew me to do a DHS search on what I thought was a hate site here that goes through a New York server. It seems the leader of this pack is in Iowa. Another mystery, a Christian group paying for a server out of NY? Google states this is a parity site that rips extreme conservatives. That's bull. You rip anyone for enjoyment. I think I'll cry over that scripture of illusion. Where is the physical church? I d like to visit soon. Anyone got anything to say here, or is it all Jim Jones through and through?
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Hmmm... Does this little temper tantrum of yours mean that you are not going to walk on top of water as promised? What a pity.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mensan
Interestingly, I found this site through a search "God hates Australians" that directed me here.
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That's quite a curious thing to have searched. Would you like to share your reason for doing so?
Are you familiar with Matthew 16:1-3? In the event that this is one of the many passages of the Bible that you have chosen to disregard, here it is:
The Pharisees also with the Sadducees came, and tempting desired him that he would shew them a sign from heaven. He answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, It will be fair weather: for the sky is red. And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowring. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?
This has become a saying in Britain (and possibly elsewhere) - "Red sky at night, shepherds' delight; red sky at morning, shepherds' warning". Australia is certainly discerning red skies at both times of day, but apparently not heeding the warning of God's wrath.
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Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mensan
That sir is silly, and 100% untrue! Google "xly ham lingo."
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xyl A ham radio term for a wife. (x young lady) A girl friend would be a yl (young lady)
Ask your xyl if you can go.
So it is in fact true. You accuse a True Christian of lying , how bold of you.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Last edited by Vengeance Puriel; 12-31-2019 at 09:19 PM.
Reason: Spacing issues
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:21 PM
An infraction sent to my email. Ok, I'll close the bomb doors.
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:27 PM
Yes, the "God Hates Australians" search was from a trailer speech on Hanity that caught my interest, and that led me here. There are no coincidences.
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Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:42 PM
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I love Jesus. He's a pretty nice guy from what I've heard of his three decades on Earth. I'm pretty sure he threw no one into a fire, so why would daddy? I'm betting his pop is a nice guy too! It's "the other guy" I fear, certainly not Peter at the gates. I spend less time quoting scripture and more time praying and helping others. I think I read that somewhere in an instruction manual. I'm good.
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Lets see God created evil and Jesus flipped tables and cracked whips at people in anger,
Matthew 21:12-13 King James Version (KJV)
12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
13 And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.
let's not forget he hated Easu,
Malachi 1:1
1 The burden of the word of the Lord to Israel by Malachi.
2 I have loved you, saith the Lord. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the Lord: yet I loved Jacob,
3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
and said you had to hate you're family to be his disciple.
Luke 14:26
26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mensan
Yes, the "God Hates Australians" search was from a trailer speech on Hanity that caught my interest, and that led me here. There are no coincidences.
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Hanity hates Australians too, I'm quite sure, and he's right to do so. Jesus has set your little island on fire to prepare you for the pain and torment you will experience if you don't repent and accept Him as your Lord and Master. Not that He has much need for Australian servants, lord knows they are lazy drunkards, every last one of them.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:45 PM
CQ? DX? You guys couldn't pass the Novice ARRL test. LOL
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:47 PM
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CQ? DX? You guys couldn't pass the Novice ARRL test. LOL
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Not a requirement for salvation, dear. I'll pass thank you very much.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:52 PM
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Hanity hates Australians too, I'm quite sure, and he's right to do so. Jesus has set your little island on fire to prepare you for the pain and torment you will experience if you don't repent and accept Him as your Lord and Master. Not that He has much need for Australian servants, lord knows they are lazy drunkards, every last one of them.
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It's not my island. Bush fires are common every year. I think the big man in here thinks it's Austria.
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Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 09:52 PM
James would love talk with this guy.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 10:01 PM
I'm retired. Used to thump a bible like a drum then I got a job. It could happen! It got me out of my parents basement with my underwear on.
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Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mensan
I'm retired. Used to thump a bible like a drum then I got a job. It could happen! It got me out of my parents basement with my underwear on.
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for some reason I don't believe this you haven't posted one scripture you haven't given them any answers they've asked for, and you seem very adamant that you only pick and choose what suits you not the whole Bible as it is God's word; Word for word, page for page, letter by letter. every single inch God's word.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Greetings -
12-31-2019, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Vengeance Puriel
for some reason I don't believe this you haven't posted one scripture you haven't given them any answers they've asked for, and you seem very adamant that you only pick and choose what suits you not the whole Bible as it is God's word; Word for word, page for page, letter by letter. every single inch God's word.
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I think I've addressed that earlier. I seem to remember a a flick with Harrison Ford taking a life or death step of faith. Is it possible blind and deaf Vengeance Puriel that I believe in the book without seeing or hearing it? You've much to learn Padowan.
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