[Qurtoeck]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

My time is worth at least four times the value of your time.

really because if we are all born equal (original sin makes us equally in the pit) we can assume that our general time = 1.0000000000000000000000000000

and then our lives progress and we go through it and we die, some older and some younger, this variable is called n. so our rate of time = 1/n.

and then we die. and we get either heaven or hell. heaven makes our time for moot, because it goes on at the coefficient of bliss. hell makes us go on into an eternity of pain and suffering which becomes it's own coefficient. these two coefficients act separately so we get (H,h)x(1/n)

these coefficients increase as time goes on, becoming constants. a saved person's heaven coefficient becomes constant after they are saved, at about 1.00000000000000000000000000000 or so as well. however, we can always be damned, we are always capable of sinning. so the hell coefficient is still entirely capable of going past 1.000000000000000000000000000000 because hell works like that, so sayeth the bible. therefore, because H can be less than h. your time is theoretically worth less than the unsaved's time.

[Nobar King]

How am I supposed to respond to this nonsense?

[Qurtoeck]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

How am I supposed to respond to this nonsense?

calm down and read the bible. turn the other cheek. and pray.

or you could ignore that (which i'm guessing you will) and say something blatantly false. which i could later tear down with words and whatnot.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

calm down and read the bible. turn the other cheek. and pray.

or you could ignore that (which i'm guessing you will) and say something blatantly false. which i could later tear down with words and whatnot.

The sky is green.

[Qurtoeck]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

The sky is green.

the point of that was for you to prove me wrong. but since you are an idiot, you did not obey. the sky is a mass of gases that reflect certain colours of light back at us, hydrogen is the most prominent and takes over, refracting mostly blue at us when the sun is there to give it light to reflect. at night however the light from stars is not powerful enough to reflect in such a way, so instead we get these little pockmarks that look like stars, behind them, there is the dark grey that is the one little decimal shade value above black that is the night sky. the sky is not green in the idea that nothing in the atmosphere reflects the colour green. if you can take a picture of a green sky that is not your [hideous] ceiling or a canopy of trees you believe to be the sky i will disagree.

[Nobar King]

You gave me an option and I chose to ignore you. It's not my fault you wanted me to choose the other option.

[JennyD]

Q-bert, why not just admit that you're a 12-year-old not-particularly-creative stoner, who thought he'd make up a cult (of one, very impressive) and try to get the silly Christians all in a tizzy over it?

[Qurtoeck]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

You gave me an option and I chose to ignore you. It's not my fault you wanted me to choose the other option.

well, you made the wrong choice. it's your fault that you don't understand what words mean.

[Nobar King]

Your ad-hominem attacks are meaningless.

[Qurtoeck]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Your ad-hominem attacks are meaningless.

so is your message. I came here asking for help concerning a cult member i had encountered and you have done nothing useful to help me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

so is your message. I came here asking for help concerning a cult member i had encountered and you have done nothing useful to help me.

I have something useful for you. Slit your wrists.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

so is your message. I came here asking for help concerning a cult member i had encountered and you have done nothing useful to help me.

Hello! Unless you know this cult member's whereabouts, you are not going to get very far, are you?

If you do know his whereabouts, I suspect you are in league with him.

Either way, it doesn't matter to God, Who sees all and knows all - we can trust that He, in His infinite Compassion, has either made this cult member a lunatic or He is planning to smite him down for worshiping false gods.

[Qurtoeck]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

I have something useful for you. Slit your wrists.

and blaspheme myself? no, do not tell me to kill myself, that is much less helpful.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Hello! Unless you know this cult member's whereabouts, you are not going to get very far, are you?

If you do know his whereabouts, I suspect you are in league with him.

Either way, it doesn't matter to God, Who sees all and knows all - we can trust that He, in His infinite Compassion, has either made this cult member a lunatic or He is planning to smite him down for worshiping false gods.

If it doesn't matter to god, then why was i told to kill him before?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

and blaspheme myself? no, do not tell me to kill myself, that is much less helpful.

If it doesn't matter to god, then why was i told to kill him before?

I am sure GOD has retasked His order to someone capable of carrying it out. You are now worthless as a person and your soul is doomed.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

I am sure GOD has retasked His order to someone capable of carrying it out. You are now worthless as a person and your soul is doomed.

Bobby-Joe and The Boys have just 'phoned, they'll be back in 2 hours. Bobby said something about some lunatic "buying the farm."

I didn't know there was one for sale.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Q-Bert

so is your message. I came here to tell tall tales concerning a cult member i had made up and you have not provided the "lulz" I hoped for.

I corrected a few typos in your post.

[Qurtoeck]

Originally Posted by JennyD

I corrected a few typos in your post.

Oh i got the I am retarded i came for, watching people who can't speak english and refuse to believe so argue over things that make them look literally insane is very funny. In hoping to turn my soul away from hell, you have unfortunately (for you) turned it away from yourselves. any religion that makes men kill one another because of their beliefs is dangerous, the fact that you threaten me with hell for not doing so makes you a terrorist. let's look that over real quick becuase you tend to need to have things spelled out for you, A terrorist is anyone who uses threats and manipulates fear to force people to do what they want. you are using the fear of hell to get me to kill a man whom you disagree with. just as well, If i had killed this man after you had told me to do so, you would all be accomplices to murder, making you as guilty as I. besides, Thou shalt not kill. That was God's Direct word. do not go against it, I do not. Jesus never killed anyone in the bible. if i am to life my life as he had, then niether should I.


Consider the Order of the D-Infinite on the rise. i have met the man again, He and I are now good friends, expect to hear from us again.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

Oh i got the I am retarded i came for, watching people who can't speak english and refuse to believe so argue over things that make them look literally insane is very funny. In hoping to turn my soul away from hell, you have unfortunately (for you) turned it away from yourselves. any religion that makes men kill one another because of their beliefs is dangerous, the fact that you threaten me with hell for not doing so makes you a terrorist.

Do you even know what the definition of "terrorist" is?

God sends people to Hell, not Christians. We just tell you what the Bible says.

If i had killed this man after you had told me to do so, you would all be accomplices to murder, making you as guilty as I.

Um, no. Call an attorney and ask about that. It's perfectly legal to murder your imaginary friends.

besides, Thou shalt not kill. That was God's Direct word. do not go against it, I do not. Jesus never killed anyone in the bible. if i am to life my life as he had, then niether should I.

Jesus is God. He has killed everyone who is dead, and will kill you and everyone you love.

He also personally slaughtered over 2 million people, according to the Bible, in floods, plagues, gigantic fireballs of wrath, and having the earth open up and swallow entire households.

In Acts, when a couple lied to one of the apostles about how much they sold some land for, God struck them dead for lying.

Try reading the Bible before telling us what it says.

Consider the Order of the D-Infinite on the rise. i have met the man again, He and I are now good friends, expect to hear from us again.

I'm glad you and your imaginary friend have made peace.

Where's your imaginary website? I look forward to mocking it and the Odor of the Infinite Dork.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

the way you seem to phone it in i wouldn't be surprised. my time is valuable because it is finite.

If your time is valuable, why don't you spend it on doing something useful, like reading the Bible and getting saved, instead of gabbling marijuana-inspired nonsense all over our forums?

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

well, you made the wrong choice. it's your fault that you don't understand what words mean.

Friend, when no-one you speak to can understand what your words mean, I think it's time to admit you have a problem.

Originally Posted by Qurtoeck

and blaspheme myself? no, do not tell me to kill myself, that is much less helpful.

You can only blaspheme against a God. Are you genuinely so freakin' baked that you can't tell the difference between your own worthless self and the Lord Almighty?