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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 09:04 PM

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I have noticed though that there are a lot of gays in the television shows that have aired lately. How do we stop that?
You watch secular television?!?! No wonder you decided to be gay!




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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 09:18 PM

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Hi Jessica!

Welcome to our forum!

It's lucky you found us when you did, 'cuz now maybe you can give your soul back to JESUS instead of the DEVIL!!!

You should get saved soon, or else if you get killed you will end up in HELL for sure, and that would be lame, since you seem like a nice girl

And if you're a lezbo, you should quit that too!


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Thank you Tammi. You are the first person that actually seems to care about my soul. I'm not a lesbo. That's sick. I'm not a fornicator either. I'm happily married to one man and know no other. It's getting hard to keep up with all the questions. What is it that I've done that is going to send me to Hell? I've cheered for my football team. These were good boys most of them Baptist although there were some catholics and such but mostly good kids. The mascot was a demon but we were not actual demons.
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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 09:30 PM

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Thank you Tammi. You are the first person that actually seems to care about my soul. I'm not a lesbo. That's sick. I'm not a fornicator either. I'm happily married to one man and know no other. It's getting hard to keep up with all the questions. What is it that I've done that is going to send me to Hell? I've cheered for my football team. These were good boys most of them Baptist although there were some catholics and such but mostly good kids. The mascot was a demon but we were not actual demons.
It's good that you're not a gay, because you're right, they are GROSS!!! I've heard about some of the stuff they do, 'cuz these girls I work with are dykes, and I SWEAR it gives me a stomach ache when they talk about it!

But you should still stop with the demon worshiping, that's almost as bad a being a lezzie! Does your husband know that you are into the demonology stuff? He shouldn't let you do that stuff, the Bible says all sorts of stuff against it.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.
Exodus 23:13

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Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 10:06 PM

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It's good that you're not a gay, because you're right, they are GROSS!!! I've heard about some of the stuff they do, 'cuz these girls I work with are dykes, and I SWEAR it gives me a stomach ache when they talk about it!

But you should still stop with the demon worshiping, that's almost as bad a being a lezzie! Does your husband know that you are into the demonology stuff? He shouldn't let you do that stuff, the Bible says all sorts of stuff against it.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.
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I'm not a devil worshiper. What is it that a devil worshiper even does?
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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 10:14 PM

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I'm not a devil worshiper. What is it that a devil worshiper even does?
Well, I sure hope you're telling the truth, but with demon worshipers you can never be sure.

So just make sure you're saved. You should talk to a Pastor here, or Reverend Jim. They can tell if someone is saved or not just by talking to them!

It was nice to meet you Jessica, I have to go to work now! Wish me luck that those dumb Mexican dykes aren't on the schedule!

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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 10:29 PM

I looked up the poster’s name – Stribling - as I felt it familiar. I then consulted Landover’s Forbidden Library for “The Dictionary of Satan” and came across this:

Stribling: see strible… so I went to “strible”

Strible: verb, first used 1692 – to worship Satan. “…and Mistress Gowell was then condemned to death, as she had confessed under duress to stribling in her own home and at the houses of others also here arraigned.” (proceeding at Sussex County, Salem, His Majesty's Colony of Massachusetts.)

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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 10:40 PM

Alright- The name of my fathers has forever doomed me to hell. How do I delete my profile from this forum? Ya'll are very scary.
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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 07-30-2010, 10:51 PM

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Alright- The name of my fathers has forever doomed me to hell. How do I delete my profile from this forum? Ya'll are very scary.
You must be a devil worshiper if you find Christians scary.


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Default Re: Pastor battles demonic football team! - 08-03-2010, 02:25 PM

I would hope that if your god is all that, he has more important thigns to worry about than what some high school football team chooses as their mascot.
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