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Default One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-11-2009, 09:02 PM

Why do you insist on holding to lies about goths when everyone around you tells you otherwise? Many goths have come here telling you the truth on goth. Why don't you listen to them. They are the ones involved in their subculture, they are the ones who should know what people in the subculture do and do not do.

You can't assume that everyone who is not like you is a liar. When it comes to defending oneself in a non-leathal situation, how can one lie? That's not being proud of who you are, and as a whole, humans are a proud species. We are proud of our accomplishments and we are proud of who we are as a whole.... Mostly we are, anyway.


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-11-2009, 09:05 PM

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When it comes to defending oneself in a non-leathal situation, how can one lie?
What is this supposed to mean? Only killers are allowed to lie? You are still young and have a lot to learn, considering the lies you are trying to spread throughout our forum. You should be doing more reading and less talking, though, because you really have a lot to learn.

I think you just like to hear the sound of the keys clacking on your keyboard.


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-11-2009, 09:13 PM

Anyone will say anything to keep themselves alive. I should think even you know that.
As to my keys on the keyboard, if I liked that sound so much, I would go and type random things on Microsoft Word.

Nothing that I have said on this forum is a lie. Personally, I don't like lies, therefore I am a very truthful person.
You never answered my question though.


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-11-2009, 09:16 PM

I think we're having semantic issues here. You are rejecting the valid observations of many people. We believe these things are true, yet you call us liars. How can they be lies when they are true?


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-11-2009, 09:34 PM

But they aren't true. I am in the subculture, I know what goes on. Sure, you have a few freaks and posures who can never understand what it truly means to be goth, but these aren't the ones you can trust. Then you have your shockers, such as Marilyn Manson, who are not goth but take the label just because that's what they are given.

All thse people are followers and don't know squat about goth, the scene, the music, or the people. They just think our clothes look cool.

Goths are normally quiet, enjoy the arts, normally are very creative and intelligent, even if some do not like to show it. The average goth will keep to himself and not exactly bother anyone else. There is no baby killing/eating, no Satanism involved for the most part (again, as we are all indeviduals, there are a few who are ritualistic Satanists. Those are few and far between).

There is music involved, and sometimes it is loud and angry, but you will also find the occasional person who loves classical music and even some who enjoy techno dance music.

Yes a goth wears black, but black is just a color. For some people, like me, black just looks better on them than other colors. It is elegant and seemingly endless. Black does not always mean evil. It only means what your unconscious mind makes you want to believe it means.

Now you have had a run through of goth in the sense that those who are really in the subculture intend it to be seen.


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-11-2009, 11:42 PM

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Why do you insist on holding to lies about goths when everyone around you tells you otherwise?
That's like asking us when we stopped beating our wives. Well, we never stopped beating our wives--we beat them whenever it is necessary to beat them--and we never accepted lies about Goths, just God's truth.

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Many goths have come here telling you the truth on goth. Why don't you listen to them. They are the ones involved in their subculture, they are the ones who should know what people in the subculture do and do not do.
For the same reason we don't take Nazi's words on what Nazism is all about--you are evil. God told us everything we need to know about Goths in the Bible.

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You can't assume that everyone who is not like you is a liar.
Of course not. Some people we don't like tell the truth. Others, like you Goths, lie your little asses off.

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When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom. Proverbs 11:2

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For those who reply: please reply intelligently and maturely. Sometimes, the immaturity level on this forum is sickening.
Screw you. We don't need your condescension or your lies about the Goth death cult.

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As to my keys on the keyboard, if I liked that sound so much, I would go and type random things on Microsoft Word.
Please, please do.

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Nothing that I have said on this forum is a lie. Personally, I don't like lies, therefore I am a very truthful person.
Another lie.

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You never answered my question though.
I've answered you. Are you happy now?

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But they aren't true. I am in the subculture, I know what goes on. Sure, you have a few freaks and posures who can never understand what it truly means to be goth, but these aren't the ones you can trust.
You guys are part of a death cult. We don't trust any of you. If you want people to trust you, start wearing normal clothes and acting like you're part of society.

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Then you have your shockers, such as Marilyn Manson, who are not goth but take the label just because that's what they are given.
We know very well that Marilyn Manson is the King of the Goths, and that you all worship him.

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All thse people are followers and don't know squat about goth, the scene, the music, or the people.
Then they are the lucky ones.

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They just think our clothes look cool.
They are wrong.

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Goths are normally quiet, enjoy the arts, normally are very creative and intelligent, even if some do not like to show it. The average goth will keep to himself and not exactly bother anyone else. There is no baby killing/eating, no Satanism involved for the most part (again, as we are all indeviduals, there are a few who are ritualistic Satanists. Those are few and far between).
How many times have we heard the baby-killing Satanists deny that they are baby killing Satanists?

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There is music involved, and sometimes it is loud and angry, but you will also find the occasional person who loves classical music and even some who enjoy techno dance music.
Techno dance music, like Goth music, is a tool of the Devil.

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Yes a goth wears black, but black is just a color.
It is the color of Satan.

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For some people, like me, black just looks better on them than other colors. It is elegant and seemingly endless. Black does not always mean evil. It only means what your unconscious mind makes you want to believe it means.
Our unconscious minds don't have an opinion. God, however, told us that dark is evil:

And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. 1 John 1:5

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Now you have had a run through of goth in the sense that those who are really in the subculture intend it to be seen.
Great. Now we can say with certainty that you are all doomed to burn in Hell. Thanks for confirming this for us. We were starting to worry that maybe we had the Goths all wrong, maybe you were merely misguided rather than evil, but now we know that we were right all along.



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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 01:49 AM

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For some people, like me, black just looks better on them than other colors.
That's because black is slimming. Maybe if you got in shape, you'd look good in other colors too.

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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 02:20 AM

No, black looks better on my skin. I personally weigh 105 last I checked. I am darker complected than most because I have Mestizo heritage. Black just flows with my skin.

And why have I gotten infraction points for typing in my favorite color?


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 02:29 AM

We all type in black. That should be good enough for you, too.


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[...] I have Mestizo heritage.
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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 02:34 AM

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No, black looks better on my skin. I personally weigh 105 last I checked. I am darker complected than most because I have Mestizo heritage. Black just flows with my skin.

And why have I gotten infraction points for typing in my favorite color?
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I am darker complected than most because I have Mestizo heritage. Black just flows with my skin.
Now I know you're lying. Mestizos look best in bright colors.



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Hmm, wouldn't that make her look like a spindly burnt mushroom?


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 10:52 PM

Answers to all: No, I do not own a black sombrero. I don't like hats therefore I don't wear them.

With this skin complexion, black is a blessing sent by Those On High. Bright colors never have done it for me. The black goes with my hair and my eyes.

Pastor Pistle.... Injun is a racist term. The proper term is Mestizo. Meaning that, namely, my Great Grandmother was Mexican and my Great Grandfather was Native American.


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 10:59 PM

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[...] The black goes with my [...] my eyes.
Good to see your man's doing his job.

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Pastor Pistle.... Injun is a racist term. The proper term is Mestizo. Meaning that, namely, my Great Grandmother was Mexican and my Great Grandfather was Native American.
So you're a beaner and an injun? A Beanjun!

(Note that I capitalized Beanjun to show respect...)





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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 10:59 PM

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Answers to all: No, I do not own a black sombrero. I don't like hats therefore I don't wear them.

With this skin complexion, black is a blessing sent by Those On High. Bright colors never have done it for me. The black goes with my hair and my eyes.

Pastor Pistle.... Injun is a racist term. The proper term is Mestizo. Meaning that, namely, my Great Grandmother was Mexican and my Great Grandfather was Native American.
So you're an injun/meskin hybrid? Does this mean we can hire you as a gardener and then pay you in blankets?


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 11:11 PM

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[color=darkred] So you're a beaner and an injun? A Beanjun!

(Note that I capitalized Beanjun to show respect...)
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So you're an injun/meskin hybrid? Does this mean we can hire you as a gardener and then pay you in blankets?
Again with the racism? What is your major malfunction, anyway? And what's that about Anthony mean anyway? I noticed that black goes well with my hair and eyes on my own. I mean, they are black...sometimes my eyes shine aubern in the sun though....


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Default Re: One Question That Begs to be Addressed - 01-12-2009, 11:16 PM

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Pastor Pistle.... Injun is a racist term.
Honest injun?

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Again with the racism? What is your major malfunction, anyway?
We just believe in calling a spade a spade.

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So you're a beaner and an injun? A Beanjun!
Why does she call herself Red Snowflake? Wouldn't "Red CoalLump" better suit her ethnic mix? "BrownBloodiedBand-Aid", perhaps? Hmm.

... Unless it's a muddy old snowflake she's referring to -- now that would make sense.


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Again with the racism? What is your major malfunction, anyway? And what's that about Anthony mean anyway?
Anthony who? Is he your queer lover?


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