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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-01-2018, 03:54 PM
Mr. Redmond,
You'll see more and more atheist trash come through this site than you could possibly imagine! Be encouraged, God will take care of them in due time, TRUST AND BELIEVE!
Revelation 21:8 King James Version (KJV)
8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-01-2018, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyjack13
What a surprising amount of the "Atheist Scum" crawling around on this Holy Site. What could there be here for them but undoubtable proof of the strength of Jesus?
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A chance for them to attempt to do the works of their masters Satan and Darwin.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-01-2018, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
A chance for them to attempt to do the works of their masters Satan and Darwin.
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Is it possible that Satan and Darwin are the same person? Something of the sort happened before:
0 Luke 22
3 Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number of the twelve.
4 And he went his way, and communed with the chief priests and captains, how he might betray him unto them.
5 And they were glad, and covenanted to give him money.
6 And he promised, and sought opportunity to betray him unto them in the absence of the multitude. He would have gotten quite a lot of money from his book .— .which flew off the shelves at about £1-a-pop or whatever they charged in the 1850's .— .apart from whatever he was paid to do actual work, so the parallel is quite close.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
05-19-2018, 04:45 AM
hi
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
05-19-2018, 04:56 AM
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hi
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Sorry, the top-secret "Make a Post So Inane and Pointless That You Get Insta-Banned for Wasting Jesus' Favourite Bandwidth" contest was last week, so you lose out on the $14 cash prize.
To apply for the consolation (Salvation™ and a ticket to eternal paradise [post-mortem, ofc.]), please make your own intro thread in the appropriate named subforum here at Landover. Maybe you won't make Jesus retch like I apparently do.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
05-19-2018, 12:10 PM
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The dab went out ages ago. Now it's the chicken song making a comeback:
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
05-19-2018, 12:34 PM
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hi
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Welcome, friend! Welcome to God’s Favourite Forum: the least unfriendly forum in the World
What church do you go to, what is you favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start you walk with Christ?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Female unsaved trash, the provider of claims instead of evidence, and very boring
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
05-24-2019, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo
wats the differunce?
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Roman Catholics believe in God and Christ.
Atheists do not.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
05-24-2019, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Praisejesu-s
Roman Catholics believe in God and Christ.
Atheists do not.
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Roman Catholics also believe in a multitude of "saints," many of whom are crudely Christianized pagan saints. That means there's no difference between Roman Catholics and pagans. From the Heaven/Hell point of view, Catholics, pagans, and atheists will go to Hell for their anti-christian beliefs, so really, there's no difference between the different sorts of the unsaved.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-26-2021, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by memelord747
That is the worst argument I have ever heard, I know that you take the Bible very literally, but seriously? Anyone who says they are above others is narcissistic and shows excessive pride (wait, isn't that a sin?)
Thanks
-Your Friendly Neighbourhood Atheist
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You should check out the Demoncratic plan for America, memelord747. All this contact tracing done in the name of Covid-19 is in preparation for registering Christians for Operation Deep Penetration. Their persecution will penetrate deep into our homes, removing family members to be reprogrammed and vaccinated so RFID chips can be implanted. This is straight out of the Book of Revelation, and even worse if you can believe it. And if you can imagine it, you should be able to believe it. This is the Power of the Lord. This is how Churches grow and increase their flocks.
If you have not accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior, now would be the perfect time. In doing so, you will avoid the eternal Lake of Fire the Bible talks about, this is where Satan and all his rebellious children will go. But you will not be an honored guest. You will be a sex toy to the demons who will take out their anger and fury on your rectum with their barbed tallywackers. Even the Sodomites who think this is heaven will realize the horror of their eternal fate before long.
Of course we pray for our enemies and evil doers, that God may soften your jaded hearts and remove the scales from your eyes. But you alone can repent. Repent dear, for the time is at hand. You only have so many tomorrows before you anal cavity is turned into a demonic KitchenAid sausage maker for the amusement of Satan's minions.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-26-2021, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Of course we pray for our enemies and evil doers, that God may soften your jaded hearts and remove the scales from your eyes. But you alone can repent. Repent dear, for the time is at hand. You only have so many tomorrows before you anal cavity is turned into a demonic KitchenAid sausage maker for the amusement of Satan's minions.
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Beautiful words, Sister Mary. If only the hardened hearts that come here could find Jesus their lives would be so much better. Some seem not to hear but we pray for them nevertheless.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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