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Default Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 12-08-2012, 04:55 AM

What is this new weapon you ask? The bonobo "chimp".




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If you're like me the first thing that comes to your mind after seeing this is the need to exterminate these bonobos. They are an abomination unto the Lord. There is no doubt in my mind that these things are just african negroes injected with something in the fetus stage to make them hairy and slightly deformed. Or Satan has intervened personally to cause these africans to be born this way. Don't even get me started on their typical negro addiction to coitus. Youtube is full of hardcore bonobo porn. Yes, evolutionists are using these reatarded africans to post pornagraphy on Youtube. They are circumventing the no-porn rule by claiming these bonobos aren't human. Neither is a Klingon. So is Star Trek porn now OK for Youtube?

But then a second idea popped into my head. We need to bring the word of Jesus to these bonobos. They will live and die without ever knowing that Jesus died for their sins, without ever knowing shame, without knowing to stone their homosexuals, without the fear that an all seeing God is watching them and hates therir guts right now. They have nothing but eternal hellfire to look forward too. It's late so I sent an email to Pastor Manning to see if we could send a missionary group to the Congo to preach the Good News to these retarded africans.

It is very important that we show the world that dumb animals cannot evolve into anything akin to a human. It was Adam and Eve. Not Adam, Eve, BonoBoy and BonoGirl. I bet Obama has been planning this for years.
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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 12-08-2012, 05:04 AM

Is it possible they are JuJu zombies reanimated by the NSIS to anger Jesus with mindless Obama worship? That is what they look like to me.


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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 12-08-2012, 05:10 AM

That is an interesting proposal as Jesus does exhort us to

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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 12-08-2012, 05:11 AM

The secular science world has been in love with monkeys for years. They're obsessed with them, because they think monkeys are their best bet for proving the God is dead. Half of the scientitians at NASA are married to monkeys. That's a little-known fact.


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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 12-08-2012, 09:42 AM

Hello, this is my first post in the "Creation Science" section and I look forward to spending a lot of time here as this topic is one of my biggest extra-curricular pursuits! I have a number of questions regarding this topic, some specifically for the good Reverend Dodson, and some for Christians in general. I hope you will be so kind to help me in my understanding of the Bible and Christ's ways. I have taken a few lower-level biology and anthropology classes at school, so I feel at least meagerly equipped to discuss some of the issues at stake.

To begin, the Bonobo (p. paniscus) is in the hominid family (as you mentioned, though not explicitly) and was first catalogued by a German Anatomist named Ernst Schwartz around 1930, after speculation arose if the skull in question belonged to a chimpanzee or not. So the Bonobo has been in the purview of the scientific and nearly every other community for decades, nothing 'new' about it.

I am disappointed to hear you assert that p. paniscus is some other species genetically altered or masquerading as a monkey out of some devious scheme. If you go to any image search online you can look at images of wild and captive bonobos and clearly see that their skull size and shape, arm and leg size/proportion, tufts of hair on their rumps, as well as countless other features (just a quick comparative view of a bonobo and 'negro' nose should suffice) to see that these are, in fact two divergent species. Also, on a random note, Bonobos nurse their young for around 4 years, nothing like what humans have or ever will do? These and countless other things must be explained away ad infinitum- I think it is for the good of our rationality as well as our devotion to understanding the Truth and the Word of the Creator that we at least give claims like this a second look.

You give two proposals for us to do: either exterminate them all or convert them. But is this not a false dilemma? I will take neither option, sir, and leave the poor monkeys where God intended them, away from us meddling humans and our exterminations. Genesis clearly indicates that God created every creature on land, every bird in the sky, and even every plant. Who among us is so worthy in the eyes of the Lord to exterminate his other creations? We are not meant to literally convert monkeys, or frogs, or even lima beans to christ. Even if we were commanded to it would be a futile effort. At best we can teach monkeys sign language (at which they often become fairly proficient)...but to teach them the language required to comprehend the nature of Christ?

I also read an interesting christian debate online recently about whether or not animals have 'souls'. It is my understanding that Christ came to us humans in order to die for our sins and baptize our bodies. Not monkeys or turtles or koalas, but humans. In fact Jesus rode on a donkey, he didn't talk to it, let alone try to convert it. The implication that every living being has a soul that must be converted to Christ is Biblically unfounded and actually preposterous- as far as I can tell most Christians agree. If I am incorrect or have misunderstood your points please help me to understand the true nature of Christ's teachings for us so I can live a good Christian Life free from the worry Obama-planned-genetically-enhanced-test-tube-monkeys. Just typing it out shows you how foolish this idea is! -aus
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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 12-09-2012, 02:09 AM

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Hello, this is my first post in the "Creation Science" section and I look forward to spending a lot of time here as this topic is one of my biggest extra-curricular pursuits! I have a number of questions regarding this topic, some specifically for the good Reverend Dodson, and some for Christians in general. I hope you will be so kind to help me in my understanding of the Bible and Christ's ways. I have taken a few lower-level biology and anthropology classes at school, so I feel at least meagerly equipped to discuss some of the issues at stake.

To begin, the Bonobo (p. paniscus) is in the hominid family (as you mentioned, though not explicitly) and was first catalogued by a German Anatomist named Ernst Schwartz around 1930, after speculation arose if the skull in question belonged to a chimpanzee or not. So the Bonobo has been in the purview of the scientific and nearly every other community for decades, nothing 'new' about it.

I am disappointed to hear you assert that p. paniscus is some other species genetically altered or masquerading as a monkey out of some devious scheme. If you go to any image search online you can look at images of wild and captive bonobos and clearly see that their skull size and shape, arm and leg size/proportion, tufts of hair on their rumps, as well as countless other features (just a quick comparative view of a bonobo and 'negro' nose should suffice) to see that these are, in fact two divergent species. Also, on a random note, Bonobos nurse their young for around 4 years, nothing like what humans have or ever will do? These and countless other things must be explained away ad infinitum- I think it is for the good of our rationality as well as our devotion to understanding the Truth and the Word of the Creator that we at least give claims like this a second look.

You give two proposals for us to do: either exterminate them all or convert them. But is this not a false dilemma? I will take neither option, sir, and leave the poor monkeys where God intended them, away from us meddling humans and our exterminations. Genesis clearly indicates that God created every creature on land, every bird in the sky, and even every plant. Who among us is so worthy in the eyes of the Lord to exterminate his other creations? We are not meant to literally convert monkeys, or frogs, or even lima beans to christ. Even if we were commanded to it would be a futile effort. At best we can teach monkeys sign language (at which they often become fairly proficient)...but to teach them the language required to comprehend the nature of Christ?

I also read an interesting christian debate online recently about whether or not animals have 'souls'. It is my understanding that Christ came to us humans in order to die for our sins and baptize our bodies. Not monkeys or turtles or koalas, but humans. In fact Jesus rode on a donkey, he didn't talk to it, let alone try to convert it. The implication that every living being has a soul that must be converted to Christ is Biblically unfounded and actually preposterous- as far as I can tell most Christians agree. If I am incorrect or have misunderstood your points please help me to understand the true nature of Christ's teachings for us so I can live a good Christian Life free from the worry Obama-planned-genetically-enhanced-test-tube-monkeys. Just typing it out shows you how foolish this idea is! -aus
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I have never seen such a gigotted racist diatribe in all my days. So now reatarded and the deformed are no longer human? Or is their inhumanity linked solely to their being of African descent? You remind of of racist like Darwin and others of his ilk who questioned the humanity of their fellow man. Atheist wondered if the negro was man or chimp and settled on 2/5ths human. Why are atheist so stuck in the past with your outdated beliefs that have no place in a practical world?

No, sir. I will spread the Word of God to these congoid africans even if Pastor Manning says laughs at me and thinks I'm not serious. I assume due to the cost compared to the limited number of these bonobos we would be converting. I'm begining to think he is becoming a little too liberal in his later years. You say they aren't people and don't deserve our compassion, but I have to humbly disagree. Their very slight, almost unrecognizable difference to the pure african congoness is a reflection of their deformity, not a sign that they are not human. You saw the video. Can a dumb animal play pac-man? No. Can a dumb animal gather firewood, make fies and make stone tools? No. Just because the Atheist Agenda has fabricated a false history about these deformed people does not make it true. Obama is sitting in the White House right now based on fraudulent documents. These types of scams are quite easy to pull off it seems.
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To begin, the Bonobo (p. paniscus) is in the hominid family (as you mentioned, though not explicitly) and was first catalogued by a German Anatomist named Ernst Schwartz around 1930, after speculation arose if the skull in question belonged to a chimpanzee or not. So the Bonobo has been in the purview of the scientific and nearly every other community for decades, nothing 'new' about it.

I am disappointed to hear you assert that p. paniscus is some other species genetically altered or masquerading as a monkey out of some devious scheme. If you go to any image search online you can look at images of wild and captive bonobos and clearly see that their skull size and shape, arm and leg size/proportion, tufts of hair on their rumps, as well as countless other features (just a quick comparative view of a bonobo and 'negro' nose should suffice) to see that these are, in fact two divergent species. Also, on a random note, Bonobos nurse their young for around 4 years, nothing like what humans have or ever will do? These and countless other things must be explained away ad infinitum- I think it is for the good of our rationality as well as our devotion to understanding the Truth and the Word of the Creator that we at least give claims like this a second look.

You give two proposals for us to do: either exterminate them all or convert them. But is this not a false dilemma? I will take neither option, sir, and leave the poor monkeys where God intended them, away from us meddling humans and our exterminations. Genesis clearly indicates that God created every creature on land, every bird in the sky, and even every plant. Who among us is so worthy in the eyes of the Lord to exterminate his other creations? We are not meant to literally convert monkeys, or frogs, or even lima beans to christ. Even if we were commanded to it would be a futile effort. At best we can teach monkeys sign language (at which they often become fairly proficient)...but to teach them the language required to comprehend the nature of Christ?

I also read an interesting christian debate online recently about whether or not animals have 'souls'. It is my understanding that Christ came to us humans in order to die for our sins and baptize our bodies. Not monkeys or turtles or koalas, but humans. In fact Jesus rode on a donkey, he didn't talk to it, let alone try to convert it. The implication that every living being has a soul that must be converted to Christ is Biblically unfounded and actually preposterous- as far as I can tell most Christians agree. If I am incorrect or have misunderstood your points please help me to understand the true nature of Christ's teachings for us so I can live a good Christian Life free from the worry Obama-planned-genetically-enhanced-test-tube-monkeys. Just typing it out shows you how foolish this idea is! -aus
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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 12-31-2012, 09:11 PM

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The secular science world has been in love with monkeys for years. They're obsessed with them, because they think monkeys are their best bet for proving the God is dead. Half of the scientitians at NASA are married to monkeys. That's a little-known fact.
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Seriously? Out of all of the offensive crap Biblicly sanctioned wisdom that's posted on this forum (such as forcing rape victims to marry their attackers, killing disobedient children, witches, atheists, and non-virgin brides who have been paid for, among others) THIS is what you object to?


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Seriously? Out of all of the offensive crap Biblicly sanctioned wisdom that's posted on this forum (such as forcing rape victims to marry their attackers, killing disobedient children, witches, atheists, and non-virgin brides who have been paid for, among others) THIS is what you object to?
Hello Didymus Much. I can still see the part you crossed out so you are not so smart. You also spelled biblically wrong. Stop being mean about the Bible.

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I don't see you objecting to any of that stuff Didymus. You seem to get your jollies from being an ass to people. Bugger off you hypocritical fool.


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I don't see you objecting to any of that stuff Didymus. You seem to get your jollies from being an ass to people. Bugger off you hypocritical fool.
At least he knows the Bible, even if he rejects it. Don't worry, he'll come around one day.

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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 01-01-2013, 12:20 AM

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I don't see you objecting to any of that stuff Didymus...
There you go again claiming that stuff you don't see doesn't exist.

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You seem to get your jollies from claiming persecution where none exists.

Galatians 4:16 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

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Where have I been hypocritical? (note: thank you for spelling it correctly, which seems to be beyond the capabilities of most of the visitors here)


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Default Re: Evolutionist have a New Weapon - 01-01-2013, 02:12 PM

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Using your very first post to back-sass our dear Pastor Ezekiel is not a smart move, my friend. But everyone can make a mistake.
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Not trying to "back-sass", just highlighting this smallest of inaccuracies in Pastor Ezekiel's article.

You are also correct in your assertion that everyone can make a mistake, indeed I find Pastor Ezekiel's article to be replete with them. The assertion that Bonobos are deformed humans is particularly baffling. Can anyone cite the KJV1611 to back this up, this seems to be the normal standard around here. If not, then we (according to your standards) have no reason to believe this.
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