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Exclamation How Hurricanes are Formed - 08-30-2019, 11:18 PM

They won't tell you this in those lie-beral public schools!
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Default Re: How Hurricanes are Formed - 08-31-2019, 12:03 AM

Oh, thank you so much for raising this, dear Sister Dana. I believe that Mr. Colbert (whoever in blue blazes he might be) has hit the nail right on the head, so to speak. Calling a sin exactly what it is never goes out of fashion in the Eyes of the Almighty.

Psalm 94:1 "O Lord God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself."

And when the does declare that He has had enough of this homersexualistic sin, He will send these storms and hurricanes to the homers who caused righteous anger to react.

Jeremiah 23:19 "Behold, a whirlwind of the Lord is gone forth in fury, even a grievous whirlwind: it shall fall grievously upon the head of the wicked."

Why, it would not surprise me if the decided to personalize storm for those homers who taunt continually. And when that day comes, mark my words, dear Sister Dana, the shall make it very plain that that hurricane is for them, as you shall in the photo below!

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Default Re: How Hurricanes are Formed - 08-31-2019, 12:04 AM

I wish I hadn't seen that. Is there anything heathens won't stoop to? Immediately adjacent to the cruising area depicted (by Dana) is something called the Bermuda triangle. Satanic activity is confirmed here by the simple fact that most information about it appears in occult magazines, along with tales of alien abductions, crop circles, flying saucers, séances and demonic activity in general.

These regions generate major "weather systems" but can it really be a coincidence that they're also prime locations for decadent types to indulge their appetites in an offshore setting? The Bible is very clear that weather is primarily determined by the way people behave, whether excessive rain, drought, hail, tempest and even earthquakes, volcanic activity or chasms opening up to swallow people!

When ships or aircraft disappear there is always a reason. Superstitious types attribute this to aliens or demons or electromagnetic effects from the sun – honestly, they'll make up anything to avoid reality.

Christians are not superstitious. We know that it's a response from God to the way people behave.
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Default Re: How Hurricanes are Formed - 09-01-2019, 01:37 AM

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When ships or aircraft disappear there is always a reason. Superstitious types attribute this to aliens or demons or electromagnetic effects from the sun – honestly, they'll make up anything to avoid reality.

Christians are not superstitious. We know that it's a response from God to the way people behave.
Thank you, Sister Mitza. When the evidence is so clear that hurricanes form where there is sin how can anyone doubt what the cause is? Bad behavior brings bad weather and good behavior good weather.

It has happened so many Sundays I cannot count them, people walk out of Landover Baptist Church into sunshine. Anyone who doubts this science-based observation can come and see it themselves.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: How Hurricanes are Formed - 09-01-2019, 10:56 PM

Yes, weather events can lead to God as well as smite unbelievers. This has also been observed. Strong winds are often associated with a tornado coming down from Heaven which is one form of smiting seen where people turn away from God such as by allowing their families to form beliefs for themselves. How often do they decide that rather than attend Church they'd prefer to eat toadstools or drink cactus juice and have an orgy? From there it's a short step indeed to the booking office for a cruise with like minded miscreants, never mind that productive land back home is likely to have its topsoil stripped off by a tornado. "Food?" they probably think, "We've moved beyond food! Out here in the Caribbean we're high enough on sin not to need it!" so the band strikes up a lively tune and the dancing gets real crazy..



So much for Ali Baba and the Caribbean degenerates. Whether or not Elijah was familiar with camels and regardless of his diet we can be pretty sure he did not go in for crazy dancing. Orgies of that type are not endorsed by God but nevertheless He did send a tornado. Not to destroy but to take Elijah up into Heaven.

II Kings 2:11-12 And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven. And Elisha saw it, and he cried, My father, my father, the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof. And he saw him no more: and he took hold of his own clothes, and rent them in two pieces.

This whirlwind is a tornado, reaching down for God's prophet to take him up to be with Him in Heaven. If it were any less, Elijah would have fallen back down like a chicken caught up momentarily and been unavailable to appear with Jesus during The Transfiguration. And knowing that major weather events are connected directly with Heaven, such as the eye of a hurricane or the funnel of a tornado, we can be certain of two things.
1. That Heaven really is up there as described by observations recorded in The Bible
2. That when major weather events touch down as destructive forces they truly are sent by God
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