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Default A Church Bans Breast Feeding During Service - 12-20-2019, 04:03 AM

A mother was banned and for good reason. She asked several times why no breast feeding. The good pastor explained it can cause lust in men.

How right that pastor is. It is all but impossible to breast feed without exposing even for a second or two the female breast. From the beginning of time the breast has caused lust in men.

Bottle feeding babies is the natural way to feed babies in church. Unnatural is to taunt men by putting on a strip tease show in God's House.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/c...n-to-lust.html


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Default Re: A Church Bans Breast Feeding During Service - 12-20-2019, 08:13 AM

That pastor has touched on an issue that should be of concern to all of us Mayor. Lord knows we have enough trouble standing in line at the grocery and being forced to look at those tabloids picturing Hellywood starlets in gowns that look like they are attending a breast feeding convention.

I'm reluctant to admit that the mooselimbs might have found a solution with their burqa's, but I tend to keep my distance from them - at least enough to be clear of explosive shock waves.

I'm wondering why some True Christian™ clothing designers haven't addressed this problem.


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Default Re: A Church Bans Breast Feeding During Service - 12-20-2019, 03:58 PM

I am in agreement that the teats should not be exposed in church, even briefly. In my own congregation the issue has never come up, but if it did, I believe our Pastor would ban the offender and take steps to compel her to be counseled after her husband had delivered the required beating. A Christian Church is a place for Christians to come together to worship the Lord, not some kind of burlesque theater for the display of private parts.


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Default Re: A Church Bans Breast Feeding During Service - 12-20-2019, 10:19 PM

The news here is not that a church has banned breast feeding. The news is that some stupid whore actually thought that breast feeding in a church was somehow appropriate and acceptable. Might as well take a dump on the National Mall and then act shocked that such behavior is frowned upon.


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Default Re: A Church Bans Breast Feeding During Service - 12-22-2019, 11:41 PM

Thank you for your very interesting post and accompanying article, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I note that the incident took place in Michigan. Well, no surprise there since it is so close to that acious Canada! Goodness, when my sister (Agatha) lived in Canada, she said this sort of thing was going on all the time, with women exposing their breasts to feed their little ones. Don't the women up there know that the good created nursing formula that can be used in bottles?

It seemed to me that I had heard something about a large protest in Toronto a few years ago, after women were ejected from a restaurant where one of them decided to forsake her modesty. However, I cannot find that article, although I have found another one about a small place not far from there, in a little village called Tweed. It sounds like this is in the middle of Nowhere so, undoubtedly, a fuss was created in a conservative environment. Anyway, a woman was asked to cover up in a coffee shop in tiny Tweed -- a reasonable request, one would think. A protest happened a bit later, and the coffee shop manager caved to the pressure, and apologized!

https://torontosun.com/2014/09/08/ti...c-f1a3db73217a

And, now, we're seeing much the same thing with this Michigan church. So, I do believe that it's just part of that LIE-beral agenda coming down from that homersexualistic-loving nation! And what's next here? Homer perverts parading into church leaving little to the imagination except for the wearing of rainbow-colored underthings? Mark my words, if this trend continues, the good , surely, shall have some very serious words to say!

Acts 17:30 "And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent".

A blessed evening to you, dear Mayor,
Sincerely, Isabella W.


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Default Re: A Church Bans Breast Feeding During Service - 02-29-2020, 01:43 PM

I erroneously misread the topic title as Re: A Church Bans Beast Feeding During Service, so you can imagine my shock when I got to the part about "The good pastor explained it can cause lust in men."

Deuteronomy 27:21

Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.


Amen to that. I'm not one for dogs myself. More of a cat guy.
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Default Re: A Church Bans Breast Feeding During Service - 02-29-2020, 02:28 PM

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I erroneously misread the topic title as Re: A Church Bans Beast Feeding During Service, so you can imagine my shock when I got to the part about "The good pastor explained it can cause lust in men."

Deuteronomy 27:21

Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.


Amen to that. I'm not one for dogs myself. More of a cat guy.

Mr. upchucker, you seem to be singularly focused on the most bizarre sexual practices, which, I might add, are hateful to the Lord. I believe that Satan has overtaken you and you are now his creature.


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