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Smile Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-16-2011, 03:49 AM

Evolutionists claim that we are related to monkees and other "mammals" because, among other things, we all produce milk. They say that fishes, bugs, and birds don't produce milk.

It seems someone forget to tell the French this, because every Christmas they drink this:



Translated, "Lait de Poule" means Chicken Milk.

So maybe the evolutionists are going to claim we're decended from chickens now?

Check and mate, evolutionists.
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-16-2011, 04:50 AM

Aha! Lets see atheists explain this one.

I know they'll probably go into denial and do some mental gymnastics to convince them selves it's not true. Atheists are very predictable. Lets see how long it takes for one of them to post some nonsensical science garbage in an attempt to hinder this irrefutable proof.
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-22-2011, 11:56 PM

You know, I think I might "milk" this Birdvelution (TM by Jeb Thurmond) goldmine for all it's worth. Get a lot of science grants and speaker's fees and groupies and all that stuff you get when you're a bigshot in Big Science.

If humans evolved from any animal, it might as well be birds. It turns out pigeons have just as good math skills as monkees, and birds (unlike democrats) are intelligent enough to know that Dick Cheney is a good guy:

...two researchers, each wearing an identical "dangerous" mask, trapped, banded and released 7 to 15 birds at five different sites near Seattle.
To determine the impact of the capture on the crow population, over the next five years, observations were made about the birds' behaviour by people walking a designated route that included a trapping site.
These observers either wore a so-called neutral mask or one of the "dangerous" masks worn during the initial trapping event.

After 1.25 years, 30.4 per cent of crows encountered by people wearing the dangerous mask scolded consistently, while that figure more than doubled to around 66 per cent almost three years after the initial trapping.
Marzluff says the area over which the awareness of the threat had spread also grew significantly during the study. Significantly, during the same timeframe, there was no change in the rate of scolding towards the person wearing the neutral mask.

He says the initial "dangerous" mask was a caveman's face with a mask of former U.S. vice-president Dick Cheney the neutral or control face.
However the team made six other masks — combinations of male, female, Caucasian and Asian — which were used at various sites as a dangerous face or a neutral face. (Even birds know about the yellow peril).

These looked a lot more realistic and similar to each other, yet the crows were "very, very good" at identifying which person was dangerous.
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-27-2011, 07:40 PM

Lait de poule is egg nog...
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-27-2011, 07:43 PM

Sick sick France! I don't know at what point in history they started to go crazy but, its a good thing that my grandfather killed 4 in one day.
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-27-2011, 07:49 PM

Lait de poule is french for "Hen Milk"

That does not mean it contains Hen milk. It is actually just egg nog. It contains cow milk mixed with: sugar, raw eggs, and spices, usually nutmeg.

Please do some research before making yourself look like a fool.
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-27-2011, 07:54 PM

I think even the cowardly french are smart enough to know the difference between "chicken milk" and "eggnog."

Talk about looking foolish!



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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-27-2011, 09:09 PM

Just copy paste from wikipedia, it took 5 seconds to disprove your 'lait de poule' or sipmply in english: Eggnog

Eggnog, or egg nog, is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with cow milk and/or cream, sugar, beaten eggs (which gives it a frothy texture), and liquor. Brandy, rum, whisky, bourbon, kahlua, vodka, or a combination of liquors are sometimes added; and the finished serving would be garnished with a sprinkling of ground cinnamon or nutmeg.[1]
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-27-2011, 09:13 PM

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Just copy paste from wikipedia, it took 5 seconds to disprove your 'lait de poule' or sipmply in english: Eggnog

Eggnog, or egg nog, is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with cow milk and/or cream, sugar, beaten eggs (which gives it a frothy texture), and liquor. Brandy, rum, whisky, bourbon, kahlua, vodka, or a combination of liquors are sometimes added; and the finished serving would be garnished with a sprinkling of ground cinnamon or nutmeg.[1]
You fool, the milk from the Hen is obviously stored in its eggs hence the name Eggnog. A little knowledge of zoology would surely go a long way. Why else would it translate to Hens Milk?

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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-28-2011, 12:54 AM

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Just copy paste from wikipedia, it took 5 seconds to disprove your 'lait de poule' or sipmply in english: Eggnog

Eggnog, or egg nog, is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with cow milk and/or cream, sugar, beaten eggs (which gives it a frothy texture), and liquor. Brandy, rum, whisky, bourbon, kahlua, vodka, or a combination of liquors are sometimes added; and the finished serving would be garnished with a sprinkling of ground cinnamon or nutmeg.[1]
Wow, you could have saved your five seconds by reading the rest of the thread and seeing that your comment has been made, repeatedly.

But NO! You have to show us how smart you are, you can search Wikipedia.

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You fool, the milk from the Hen is obviously stored in its eggs hence the name Eggnog. A little knowledge of zoology would surely go a long way. Why else would it translate to Hens Milk?

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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-31-2011, 05:12 PM

That OP is absolutely mistaken. We are related to all living things. To apes and birds and milk has nothing to do with it. Even if chicken did have milk, that wouldn't be in any conflict with evolution at all.
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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-31-2011, 06:26 PM

I still think it's amazing that they can make milk from eggs, and that it tastes so good!


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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 12-31-2011, 07:17 PM

I was wondering about something and I wondered if some of my more learned friends know the answer. Do only female coconuts produce milk? My son Zebida asked me but I don't know,

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I was wondering about something and I wondered if some of my more learned friends know the answer. Do only female coconuts produce milk? My son Zebida asked me but I don't know,

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i hope someone can answer your question about these coconuts.
It is true that animals like coconuts, chicken or cows produce milk. But you never know if it is actually milk or seed you are drinking.

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That OP is absolutely mistaken. We are related to all living things. To apes and birds and milk has nothing to do with it. Even if chicken did have milk, that wouldn't be in any conflict with evolution at all.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 01-01-2012, 07:10 PM

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I don't know about you, but MY grandfather was not a gorilla!
Neither was mine. But our great-great-great-great(and so on)-father looked pretty much like gorilla


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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 01-01-2012, 08:08 PM

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Neither was mine. But our great-great-great-great(and so on)-father looked pretty much like gorilla

So you're saying that ancient gorillas didn't evolve but we did? You're not the only one that didn't evolve – an IQ.


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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 01-01-2012, 10:09 PM

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So you're saying that ancient gorillas didn't evolve but we did? You're not the only one that didn't evolve – an IQ.
Oh but they did. From about 120cm and physically pretty weak hominide to the robust creature you can now see in ZOO.

Still to our eyes it looks more like gorilla than a human.

PS: Thanks for the great picure, I always liked this one I just reject being called gypsy. I live in a pretty nice house and haven't moved from the town of my birth.


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Default Re: Chicken Milk disproves evolution! - 01-02-2012, 11:35 PM

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Oh but they did. From about 120cm and physically pretty weak hominide to the robust creature you can now see in ZOO.

Still to our eyes it looks more like gorilla than a human.
You're a gypsy. You still look more like a gorilla than a human.


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