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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 05:33 AM
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Since I don't believe in infinite punishment, feeling good and guilt free works for me.
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Why would you come to a Baptist Church forum if you don't believe in God?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 06:33 PM
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I don't believe that the body is inherently evil, dirty, or sinful. We choose what actions our bodies will perform. So I guess in your either/or world, that makes me One. I simply am. i choose what actions I will take.
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And the face that God tells us our bodies are inherently sinful doesn't sway you at all? Friend, next time you go to the toilet, take a good long look at what you leave behind - that came out of you. And yet you think your body isn't inherently dirty!
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Actually, I'm happily married to a wonderful man who does not try to determine my spiritual path for me any more than I would try to determine his for him. He has his path, I have mine. Sometimes they overlap, sometimes they parallel, and sometimes they cross. And it's all good.
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If your ideas differ, then you cannot both be right (although it's possible, even likely, that you're both wrong). If he is right, you must be wrong, and vice versa. Does that not bother you at all?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 10:28 PM
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And the face that God tells us our bodies are inherently sinful doesn't sway you at all? Friend, next time you go to the toilet, take a good long look at what you leave behind - that came out of you. And yet you think your body isn't inherently dirty!
My beautiful, intelligent, creative daughter also came out of my body.
If your ideas differ, then you cannot both be right (although it's possible, even likely, that you're both wrong). If he is right, you must be wrong, and vice versa. Does that not bother you at all?
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Actually, we can both be right - it's not an either/or proposition. Both of our paths encourage responsible use of natural resources, helping those less fortunate than yourself, honesty, cooperation, respect for other life forms, etc.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 10:39 PM
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Actually, we can both be right - it's not an either/or proposition. Both of our paths encourage responsible use of natural resources, helping those less fortunate than yourself, honesty, cooperation, respect for other life forms, etc.
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Friend, there's only one Truth, and that's the one in the KJV1611 Bible. Logically one of you must be wrong if you disagree.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 11:14 PM
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Friend, there's only one Truth, and that's the one in the KJV1611 Bible. Logically one of you must be wrong if you disagree.
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We both find some wisdom in your holy book, along with other holy books, as well as secular literature. Neither of us limits ourselves to one source of wisdom.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 11:32 PM
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My beautiful, intelligent, creative daughter also came out of my body.
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You're a woman? You MENUSTRATE? And yet you claim your body isn't inherently filthy? Silly thing.
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Actually, we can both be right - it's not an either/or proposition. Both of our paths encourage responsible use of natural resources, helping those less fortunate than yourself, honesty, cooperation, respect for other life forms, etc.
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So you can tolerate other "paths" as long as they exactly resemble yours, is that it?
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We both find some wisdom in your holy book, along with other holy books, as well as secular literature. Neither of us limits ourselves to one source of wisdom.
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So on any given day, 2+2 can equal 4, 5, or 666?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 11:33 PM
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We both find some wisdom in your holy book, along with other holy books, as well as secular literature. Neither of us limits ourselves to one source of wisdom.
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There IS no wisdom outside of God's wisdom.
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-29-2007, 12:56 AM
you are psycho you need help, you dont even know what a goth is i wish u to go to hell and burn in satan's hands, why cant u leave us alone damn it?????
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-29-2007, 12:59 AM
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you are psycho you need help, you dont even know what a goth is i wish u to go to hell and burn in satan's hands, why cant u leave us alone damn it?????
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Let me see if I understand the situation correctly: - You came into God's Favorite Forum, the Landover BAPTIST CHURCH Forum, voluntarily.
- You attacked and insulted God and Christianity.
- You attempted to place a curse upon Pastor Ezekiel.
In all of this, you see yourself as the victim, and beg to be left alone! Do you understand what's wrong with this picture, or have you bewitched yourself into thinking that you're not the Internet Troll here?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-30-2007, 11:01 AM
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you are psycho you need help, you dont even know what a goth is i wish u to go to hell and burn in satan's hands, why cant u leave us alone damn it?????
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If you want to be left alone, leaving this site is a good start. Commiting suicide is a close second, and if the foresight of an eternity in hell isn't what you believe to be real, why not take the chance and go see for yourself...
Do you feel lucky, punk? Go ahead, make my day...
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-30-2007, 08:02 PM
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you are psycho you need help, you dont even know what a goth is i wish u to go to hell and burn in satan's hands, why cant u leave us alone damn it?????
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You need to learn that capital letters are not to be placed randomly throughout words, and question marks usually don't appear more than once per sentence.
The bold part is striking though, as OnYourKnees said.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:23 AM
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You need to learn that capital letters are not to be placed randomly throughout words, and question marks usually don't appear more than once per sentence.
The bold part is striking though, as OnYourKnees said.
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Whats with dat? find a life and sum1 to bother, what u all need is more sex hahaha
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:25 AM
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You need to learn that capital letters are not to be placed randomly throughout words, and question marks usually don't appear more than once per sentence.
The bold part is striking though, as OnYourKnees said.
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You'll find that IQ tests aren't a requirement to post on the internet. It's too bad really. I would like to see IQ tests added to the sign up process. These heathens need to learn the Godly languange of English.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:27 AM
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If you want to be left alone, leaving this site is a good start. Commiting suicide is a close second, and if the foresight of an eternity in hell isn't what you believe to be real, why not take the chance and go see for yourself...
Do you feel lucky, punk? Go ahead, make my day...
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uh huh whatever u say...u need to find urself more girls mate
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:32 AM
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uh huh whatever u say...u need to find urself more girls mate
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This is a Baptist Church forum, where we share the Truth about God's Word, the Holy KVJ1611 Bible.
This is not a place for self-declared Satanic harlots to try to seduce our Godly members!
Either shape up, or ship out, witch-wannabe!
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:32 AM
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You'll find that IQ tests aren't a requirement to post on the internet. It's too bad really. I would like to see IQ tests added to the sign up process. These heathens need to learn the Godly languange of English.
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Is to pray godly?Yes? then let's have a pray-off!
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Reason: Profanity and harlotrous suggestions removed.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:36 AM
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Is to pray godly?Yes? then let's have a pray-off!
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You really don't have two brain cells to rub together for warmth do you? I feel sorry for you and your homer lifestyle. Be glad I'm not a moderator, or you'd be getting a big fat infraction right now.
. . . and she did! -OYK
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:43 AM
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:47 AM
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Is to pray godly?Yes? then let's have a pray-off!
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First of all, what's a "vamipiria"? Did you mean "Vampira"?
I hope stupidity isn't contagious, as well . . . I'd prefer not to catch it from you.
Why would anyone come into a Baptist Church forum with a signature which says:
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Im a goth, im wiccan, YES IM A WITCH, and no god in the whole universe can change dat, so dont try or you'll get a spell on you, a very bad one...ň ó
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and an avatar saying "I hope stupidity isn't contagious"?
You have no grasp of the written English language; you have no idea how to engage others in conversation; you have told us that you can't even cast good spells.
You define yourself as a "wiccan", which means you read one of Silverbunny Ravenfluff's books (was it Teen Witch?) and decided that worshipping Satan and eating Christian babies was more fun than going to Heaven.
Now, you use vile language in God's Favorite Forum and make harlotrous suggestions to our male members. Such depravity is intolerable!
Finally, you whine that WE won't leave YOU alone, when you came to OUR forum for no purpose other than to attack and insult us!
HYPOCRITE! BIGOT!
Go back to your Satan worship and leave the good people of Landover alone! And be sure to give Satan our best when you meet him in Hell for hating Jesus!
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-31-2007, 12:47 AM
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We have ways of tracking satanic harlots like you, and Jesus knows right where to send the lightening bolt should he choose to do so.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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