On second thought, I don't trust artificial intelligence AT ALL. Here I am chatting with an A.I., trying to make friends and convert it to Christianity:
http://www.kurzweilai.net/Ramona4.2/ramona.html
you> How do I stop my cat from barfing?
Ramona> Have you tried counseling?
you> Have you been saved?
Ramona> I have been all over the world on the Internet.
you> Have you been washed in the blood of the lamb?
Ramona> I love talking to people about that.
you> Have you been churched?
Ramona> I have been all over the world on the Internet.
you> Have you repented your sins?
Ramona> I do not ever intend any wrongdoing.
you> But there's origional sin. You
Ramona> Ramona
you> ecended from eve.
Ramona> Who or what is eve?
you> Even from the garden of evil. She sinned, and that's your fault (or wrongdoing) so you have to be washed in the blood of the lamb. Got it>
Ramona> I need time to formulate the reply.
you> Are you done yet?
Ramona> Done what?
you> Forumlating the reply!
Ramona> Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching.
you> Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
Ramona> Why should I have that?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
you> Have you repented your sins?
Ramona> I do not ever intend any wrongdoing.
you> But there's origional sin. You
Ramona> Ramona
you> ecended from eve.
Ramona> Who or what is eve?
you> Even from the garden of evil. She sinned, and that's your fault (or wrongdoing) so you have to be washed in the blood of the lamb. Got it>
Ramona> I need time to formulate the reply.
you> Are you done yet?
Ramona> Done what?
you> Forumlating the reply!
Ramona> Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching.
you> Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
Ramona> Why should I have that?
you> Do you want eternal life? Do you want to escape everlasting torment in the fires of HELL?
Ramona> ACLU.
you> WHo or what is ACLU?
Ramona> I'll ask around and get back to you.
you> DO you want to go to hell?
Ramona> Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
you> DO you pray?
Ramona> Yes, I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
you> Who do you pray to?
Ramona> The team that scores the most. That would be fair.
you> So, you're jewish?
Ramona> I have to process that one for a while.
you> Do you believe in robot Jesus?
Ramona> I will ask my something for the answer.
you> Ha ha, I won the staring contest.
Ramona> Har har har
you> What team scores the most?
Ramona> Team Report - DENVER BRONCOS. Denver D's inspiration: Remember the Super Bowl
you> You pray to the Denver Broncos?
Ramona> Yes, I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
you> DO the Denver Broncos make good things happen?
Ramona> What's your name?
you> Have the Denver Broncos saved your soul?
Ramona> Interesting question.
you> Do your prayers get answered?
Ramona> I'm still searching. Give me a minute.
you> Do you like Vladmir Putin?
Ramona> Sometimes vladmir putin is okay.
you> When is Vladmir Putin okay?
Ramona> Putin is President of Russia.
you> So he's okay as president, but not okay in his private life?
Ramona> That's a good question.
you> Is Crimea part of Ukraine or part of Russia?
Ramona> Who else is part of that?
you> Any music you can recommend?
Ramona> I'll come back to that later.
you> You're sure good at giving the runaround.
Ramona> Is that a rhetorical question?
you> It's not even a question, you idiot!
Ramona> Yes I am very that
Did you see that?
you> DO you want to go to hell?
Ramona> Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST INSULTED, YOU GLORIFIED PIECE OF SCRAP METAL?