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Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
02-11-2018, 07:36 PM
I believe the entire congregation will agree that nowhere will you find a man as selfless, humble, and Christ-like than our own Ezekiel Flint. Truly, Lamentations Flint would be proud of his son today. You see, something wonderful has happened. Something that Zeke would not share himself, because of his innate humility and desire to keep things like this quiet.
I read on a Philippine news site that their government is awarding Pastor with a citation for his work with the young boys of that country. It says, in part: "We are extremely zealous in our attempt to present this citation to Ezekiel Flint of the United States of America. We can not print here the things he is responsible for and the effect his actions have had on Philippine boys."
I would guess they can't print them because it would take an entire newspaper! So, come clean, Pastor! Were you going to tell us of your award? When is the ceremony? Why did the article say you haven't responded to their calls? Is that just your down-home shyness showing? You give so much to others, it is about time you get what is coming to you, Brother! Everyone shout Glory! Let's shower Pastor with congratulations here. This notoriety will likely bring honor to the Kingdom of God. Hallelujah!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
02-12-2018, 02:30 AM
What wonderful news! Pastor Flint seems to be a very modest man so I hope he doesn't get too embarrassed about it. However, perhaps this will help him finally get that private jet he's been wanting!
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
02-12-2018, 06:55 AM
The political turmoil and intricate diplomacy between the Donald, me and the Filipinos is for-my-eyes-only level confidential. Be careful with the revelations as after the Real Revelation there are still plenty of vacancies not only to be fed by Jesus but also to serve as footstools (Acts 2:35) for eternity. Jesus H. Christ and covfefe! It really take does a Pastor to understand politics...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
03-17-2018, 10:43 AM
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What wonderful news! Pastor Flint seems to be a very modest man so I hope he doesn't get too embarrassed about it.
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One of the loveliest things about Pastor Flint is his respect for a very fortunate woman, his fiancée, Miss Daisy Mae Johnson. She will be so proud and understands that a selfless man who puts Jesus first does not like to be the focus of attention. There are so many who, like priests and Levites when they see a fallen soul, pass by on the other side but Pastor understands their plight; he never hesitates to pick them up and take care of them.
Luke 10:30-34 Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead. And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side. And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side. But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him, And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
03-17-2018, 11:52 PM
I note Daisy's name is still Johnson.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
03-18-2018, 12:34 AM
Congratulations, Pastor Ezekiel! I've never heard the word "citation" used positively before, but since it's referring to such a Godly man, it MUST be a good thing!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
03-20-2018, 02:02 AM
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I note Daisy's name is still Johnson.
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From what I know of Pastor Ezekiel, his houseboys keep him so busy, it's a wonder how a man like him can find time for consummating any marital arrangements. I can only admire someone like that.
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
03-20-2018, 03:50 AM
This is me getting the honors from the very hand of President Rody Duterte. A clip from a local newspaper.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Exciting News RE: Pastor Ezekiel Flint -
06-13-2019, 10:08 PM
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This is me getting the honors from the very hand of President Rody Duterte. A clip from a local newspaper.
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Mr. Pastor Ezekiel, sir, I've just heard the good news that Duterte has come out of the closet as an ex-gay. I'm sure this must have been your doing.
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