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Default Re: Prayer request - please help - 06-13-2008, 07:15 PM

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its far to much for my finite, stupid little mind to grasp.
Your attitude is pretty good.

You are a woman so the debate still rages on whether you even have a soul; but you seem to have keen insight into your character.

If you submit your will and your life to Jesus; we will start with getting you married and pregnant as soon as possible. Do you like to cook; do you know how to keep your mouth shut and listen to your husband?
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Default Re: Prayer request - please help - 06-13-2008, 07:37 PM

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Your attitude is pretty good.

You are a woman so the debate still rages on whether you even have a soul; but you seem to have keen insight into your character.

If you submit your will and your life to Jesus; we will start with getting you married and pregnant as soon as possible. Do you like to cook; do you know how to keep your mouth shut and listen to your husband?

Woman might not have souls? oh dear. I never knew this.
Well, i like to cook ok and am rather good at it i suppose.
But is marriage really needed?


For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19
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