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02-12-2008, 08:28 AM
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So you are basing that on your trip to Adelaide. You are more narrow minded that what is posted on this website.
I for one have visited Washington, California, Texas, New York, Alabama and Memphis, and i never want to return to your country again.
Your air is polluted, you all talk like a bunch of rednecks, your country is way overpopulated, and there is too much crime and too much of a drug problem. I'll stay right here in Melbourne Australia thanks.
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Ahah. An aussie rules metro sexual melbournite. Im surprised you have taken enough time off from your hairdresser to post on the forum.
Melbournians are all gay hairdressers models and aussie rules is the gayest sport of all.
You need saving more than I thought.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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02-12-2008, 08:34 AM
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Ahah. An aussie rules metro sexual melbournite. Im surprised you have taken enough time off from your hairdresser to post on the forum.
Melbournians are all gay hairdressers models and aussie rules is the gayest sport of all.
You need saving more than I thought.
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Is that right gee the generalisations on this site are amazing.....
Aussie rules is a great sport involving players that dont wear pussie padding to ensure they dont get hurt
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02-12-2008, 08:42 AM
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Is that right gee the generalisations on this site are amazing.....
Aussie rules is a great sport involving players that dont wear pussie padding to ensure they dont get hurt
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pussy padding? what kind of pornography are you describing here?
Your aussie rules sport of tiny short wearing ballerinas with fotty boots on is an embarressment to sports lovers worldwide. Would you care to explain why it is that Aussie rulesplayers use a different shaped ball when playing against Ireland? name another sport that changes its goalposts and ball...its a sad joke of a game, that exists only to make Melbournites feel like they have a reason to get their hair done when they go to watch a gayme. No - that wasnt a typo...
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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02-12-2008, 08:45 AM
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You obviously havent speent much time in Adelaide. In fact the impression you give is that you havent spent much time outside of your bedroom.
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Adelaide? you claim Adelaide is full of rednecks and trailer trash? Time for your medication buddy.
I'm form god's country (Sydney) and I think Adelaide is one of the quietest and tamest parts of this great country. I've visited most of your country and all I can say is you can keep it.
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02-12-2008, 08:45 AM
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pussy padding? what kind of pornography are you describing here?
Your aussie rules sport of tiny short wearing ballerinas with fotty boots on is an embarressment to sports lovers worldwide. Would you care to explain why it is that Aussie rulesplayers use a different shaped ball when playing against Ireland? name another sport that changes its goalposts and ball...its a sad joke of a game, that exists only to make Melbournites feel like they have a reason to get their hair done when they go to watch a gayme. No - that wasnt a typo...
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Because were playing there game idiot..... and we have to play with that ball or the irish wont play us you twat
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02-12-2008, 09:05 AM
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Because were playing there game idiot..... and we have to play with that ball or the irish wont play us you twat
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hahaha losers.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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02-12-2008, 09:44 AM
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hahaha losers.
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You know nothing Brother dick but the stupid bible bashing message you portray. Please dont talk about contact sports as i bet you would fall over in a stiff breeze you coward. Boy would i love to meet you face to face you trailer park piece of shit. I would knock you out so farkn hard you would eat through a straw for months you vindictive tosser.
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02-12-2008, 09:48 AM
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You know nothing Brother dick but the stupid bible bashing message you portray. Please dont talk about contact sports as i bet you would fall over in a stiff breeze you coward. Boy would i love to meet you face to face you trailer park piece of shit. I would knock you out so farkn hard you would eat through a straw for months you vindictive tosser.
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You have been Infractionized for Insulting our most Studly Brother Guy.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
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02-12-2008, 09:56 AM
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You have been Infractionized for Insulting our most Studly Brother Guy.
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Studly brother guy????? hes nothing but a coward The truth hurts ya trailer park piece of Blasphemy removed.
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02-12-2008, 09:59 AM
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Studly brother guy????? hes nothing but a coward The truth hurts ya trailer park piece of Blasphemy removed.
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Any more bad language and you'll get yourself thrown into Quarantine with all the other naughty little Boys
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02-12-2008, 10:02 AM
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I would knock you out so farkn hard you would eat through a straw for months you vindictive tosser.
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Irony at it's glorious best.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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02-12-2008, 10:03 AM
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Any more bad language and you'll get yourself thrown into Quarantine with all the other naughty little Boys
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Sorry sister......
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02-12-2008, 10:52 AM
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You have been Infractionized for Insulting our most Studly Brother Guy.
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Holy Lord Sister I surely must be the most studly guy here, I am ready to seed anything that moves, especially your self my love.
May the lord blessed my seeding of your fertile soil
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02-12-2008, 10:55 AM
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Holy Lord Sister I surely must be the most studly guy here, I am ready to seed anything that moves, especially your self my love.
May the lord blessed my seeding of your fertile soil
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Is there a Photograph of yourself I can see?
Are you White and Christian?
Are you wealthy? I have needs.
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02-12-2008, 11:02 AM
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Is there a Photograph of yourself I can see?
Are you White and Christian?
Are you wealthy? I have needs.
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Oh lord I am in this thread okley dokley, I am very wealthy and own the suburb of Lakemba and Punchbowl and oakly dokley I am a hellenic Christian
http://www.thekennel.com.au/forum/sh...?t=324&page=71
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02-12-2008, 11:09 AM
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Jeez..............Did your Mama hit you round the face with the Ugly stick when you were younger?
Ah............... page before, you as a 9 year old. She obviously did. Good for her.
You've got a Girlfriend Sonny. She can be the Doggy in your Kennel Boy.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
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02-12-2008, 11:16 AM
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Jeez..............Did your Mama hit you round the face with the Ugly stick when you were younger?
Ah............... page before, you as a 9 year old. She obviously did. Good for her.
You've got a Girlfriend Sonny. She can be the Doggy in your Kennel Boy.
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LOL I am actually very good looking and have teeth to boot.
ROFL compared to the peoples heads on this forum i am the most glamourous man on this planet.
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Re: Those crazy Australians -
02-12-2008, 11:18 AM
sister, would you like to have children with a muslim
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02-12-2008, 11:20 AM
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sister, would you like to have children with a muslim
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Re: Those crazy Australians -
02-12-2008, 05:39 PM
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You know nothing Brother dick but the stupid bible bashing message you portray. Please dont talk about contact sports as i bet you would fall over in a stiff breeze you coward. Boy would i love to meet you face to face you trailer park piece of shit. I would knock you out so farkn hard you would eat through a straw for months you vindictive tosser.
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why don't you silly Melbourne metrosexual catholick hair models play a real mans sport like Rugby Union? Those 'MEN" can at least take to the field without needing their makeup to be redone at half time. Rugby Union players can win international games and play with the same shaped ball and on the same designed field. You Melbourne gaylords probably only go to the footy so you can have homosexual sex with each other in the stands and hand your phone numbers out to the players as they 'come' on and off the field.
The Bible is very clear on homosexuals... Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Jesus clearly wants all you Melbourne Fags and aussie rules fags to be put to death . I For one would never disagree with the Bible. I recommend friend that for the sake of your eternal soul you cease you penis fondling habits and get right with Jesus. And followa real sport that the entire world doesnt laugh at.
Yours In Christ
Brother Guy
PS. You talk pretty tough for a Nancy boy. Whast do you do for a job - I mean aside from being a hairdressers model? Sell mobile phones? Jewellery? McDonalds drive through? Rent boy? I am a goodly Godly True Christian who is strong in ther Lord....and although I deplore violence, I would never back down from a donnybrook or a melee - however I do draw the line at hitting gays and girls - so you're safe.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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