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Default Wash Your Under Garments or Else! - 10-29-2019, 05:14 PM

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I am never surprised by the antics of white people but very recently there has been an event that has profoundly shocked I and I feel that I should share this news with my white friends. A man who lives in a desert country far away and who dislikes Babylon recently had his underwear stolen and taken to the white people who found the underwear was soiled and unacceptable. He had one of those desert names that all sound alike. This man was an Arab with a large beard and many wives who apparently do not like to wash undergarments. As usual among white people the only answer was violence. They sent helicopters full of men who had guns and the man with the dirty underwear was killed. They say he blew himself up with a bomb but I think they may not be telling the truth. Why would a man with many wives blow himself up over dirty underwear? I think he made the white people mad and they decided to kill him. I want to advise all my Baptist friends to wash their underwear at least weekly to avoid such a fate. I myself wash my undergarments every Sunday night whether they need it or not. I fear that many white people will be angered by I having the temerity to give advice on cleanliness but I feel it is best to be prepared.

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Default Re: Wash Your Under Garments or Else! - 10-30-2019, 03:56 PM

Mister Ook ook or whatever it is you nigras call yourselves, I don’t see any issue here from the white people’s perspective. The Bible makes it very clear that dirt and grime is akin to evil.

Isaiah 1:16 makes this analogy very clear. Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

Arabs are very busy with chopping each other’s heads off and committing Cathlick priest-like sins (raping underage children) and it’s clear in my eyes with all that sinning, they’ve forgotten to have their wives clean their undergarments. You could almost say that having soiled undergarments is like saying “Hey look at me! I’m a sinner and I’ll chop your head off”. The white people recognized this and took appropriate action to prevent further sin. I understand that as a nigra that your brain isn’t as developed as ours, but I hope some day you’ll read this and understand what God wants YOU to do if you ever spot anyone with dirty underwear.


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Default Re: Wash Your Under Garments or Else! - 10-30-2019, 04:17 PM

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Mister Ook ook or whatever it is you nigras call yourselves, I don’t see any issue here from the white people’s perspective. The Bible makes it very clear that dirt and grime is akin to evil.

Isaiah 1:16 makes this analogy very clear. Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

Arabs are very busy with chopping each other’s heads off and committing Cathlick priest-like sins (raping underage children) and it’s clear in my eyes with all that sinning, they’ve forgotten to have their wives clean their undergarments. You could almost say that having soiled undergarments is like saying “Hey look at me! I’m a sinner and I’ll chop your head off”. The white people recognized this and took appropriate action to prevent further sin. I understand that as a nigra that your brain isn’t as developed as ours, but I hope some day you’ll read this and understand what God wants YOU to do if you ever spot anyone with dirty underwear.
Dear Sister Maxine: I do so hope that you will not mind my saying this, but I'm not so sure that the topic of unwashed unmentionables is something that should come from the mouth of a young girl who is studying the . Such topics are often best left not discussed, so I hope that you will take this in the kind spirit in which it is delivered. It will be useful to you to take this into consideration once you make your eventual way into womanhood. It's not that I'm being nosy or intrusive, but it's just that I feel that the gracious would have me say this to you. I mean, there are other things to talk about, apart from laundry issues.

Proverbs 3:17 "Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace."

Hebrews 10:24,25:
24 And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:
25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

A blessed day to you, dear younger Sister Maxine,
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Default Re: Wash Your Under Garments or Else! - 10-30-2019, 07:10 PM

I whole heartedly agree with you Sister Isabella. This is definitely a topic I don’t want to discuss nor would I enjoy discussing. Unwashed unmentionables, however, should not exist. As a female, it’s one of my jobs to make sure that the laundry is clean. The fact this nigra couldn’t pinpoint the issue with dirty undergarments is also bothersome. Does he even have a female significant other to wash HIS clothes? He’s talking about having to do it himself which I am just appalled to learn about.


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I whole heartedly agree with you Sister Isabella. This is definitely a topic I don’t want to discuss nor would I enjoy discussing. Unwashed unmentionables, however, should not exist. As a female, it’s one of my jobs to make sure that the laundry is clean. The fact this nigra couldn’t pinpoint the issue with dirty undergarments is also bothersome. Does he even have a female significant other to wash HIS clothes? He’s talking about having to do it himself which I am just appalled to learn about.
Dear Sister Maxine: If I may explain further, it's just that we all know that unwashed unmentionables exist. As women, we know that a woman's work is never done, and laundry is one of those chores that is always waiting for us. However, to discuss it as Mr. Rastafari has done, and then for him to entice you into discussing it, is improper, especially on . But, I don't know what else we can expect of a certain someone (such as Mr. Rastafari) who delights in coming here to spread his resentments about the good people of .


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Default Re: Wash Your Under Garments or Else! - 10-30-2019, 08:48 PM

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As women, we know that a woman's work is never done, and laundry is one of those chores that is always waiting for us.
Surely laundry is one of the many reasons why we have domestic staff, Sister? I haven't been near a dirty laundry basket since my marriage - except to drop my own and my husband's garments into it, obviously. My husband wouldn't allow it!


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