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Prayer The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? - 05-13-2016, 01:48 PM

Don't fall for cheap knock-offs like Rapture Ready. This is the real deal! We use True Science to study all the signs and rumors of signs, with up-to-date commentary and links to more information.

Signs that humanity is doomed:


Natural Disasters (world-threatening)
:

11 Asteroid impact | No stars falling to earth just yet -1 | Nasa | Astronomy |
56 Extraterrestrial invasion
| Something on the news about this, might have been an ad, saw it in someone's window + 2 | Space Aliens | Immigration |
01 Climate change
| Some trash blew onto my lawn, otherwise the environment is fine +1 | Climate Change | Global Warming | Recycling |
30 Cosmic threats
| Space |
33 Geomagnetic reversal
| Read in the news that a kid swallowed some magnets and got messed up. +5
78 Megatsunami
| Tsunami |
10 Volcanoes
| Considered a cliche at science fairs -2 | Volcanoes |

Other natural disasters:

12 Earthquakes | Earthquakes |
10 Wild Weather
| Hurricanes | Tornadoes | Tornado Magnets |
16 Famine
| Nothing good in the Fridge +1 | Famine | Farming | Food | Corn | Pangolin Recipes
16 Drought
| OK, I upgraded this category, you can stop whining California +2| California |
10 Plagues
| Plagues | AIDS | Obesity | Retardation | Coronavirus | Batmuch Fever | AIDS 2: gayer and blacker
11 Floods
| Floods | Water | God's Wraith |

Technological threats:

12 Artificial intelligence
| Judging by my autocorrect, AI has a long way to go. -2 | Robots | Computers | Internet
54 Biotechnology
| A squirrel looked at me funny, was it a GMO? +1 | Playing God | Science is evil | Evolution |

Moral Threats:

56 Drug abuse
| Reefers | Drugs | Drunks | Smoking | Addiction crisis |
30 Crime Rate | Kids on my lawn. Police were tardy in showing up. +5 | Crime | Killing sprees | Epidemic of Knife Violence | Shootings | Policing | Domestic violence | Rape |
89 Apostasy | Apostasy |
98 General Moral Standards
| Fornication | Adultery | Gay Agenda | Slutpocalypse | Slang | Sinners | Perversion | Hymen Vandalism | Masturbation |
90 Anti-Christian conspiracies
| Persecution | Scientific lies | Destruction of Marriage |

Satanic Propaganda and Temptation:

99 Books
| Harry Potter | Book Burning | Science Fiction |
95 Movie and TV threats
| Movies| Hollywood | Anime | Pornography | Youtube | Oprah | Disney |
97 Video game threats
| Video Games | Protect our Children | Japornography |
95 Musical moral threats
| Music | Emo | Rap | Rock | "Christian" Rock | Heavy Metal | Juggalos |
98 Fashions
| Fashion | Modesty | Shirts | Goths | Hippies | Satanic Clothes |
90 Toys | Toys |80 Sports | Sports | Soccer | Jocks | Football | Baseball | Nascar | Golf |

Economic Collapse:

32 Unemployment | I just went shopping, that should create some jobs -3 | Jobs | Job Opportunities |
43 Inflation
| Inflation | Money |
23 Interest Rates
| Finance |
98 Oil Supply/Price
| Too low. +3 | Oil | Oil Companies | Saudi Arabia |
32 Debt and Trade | Debt |
45 Financial unrest | Panama Papers | Free Markets | Economic disaster |

Leadership:

98 Obama | Hussien Obama | Obama bodycount | Obama is destroying America | Kenya
00 Putin | Vlad is making Gog great again. -1 | Putin | Russia | Ukraine
50 Donald Trump | Undecided. Trump needs more media attention so we can figure him out. | Donald Trump | New York Values | Border | Deportation | GOP | Election 2016
99 Hillary Clinton | Hillary Clinton | Feminism | Lesbians |

International events:

45 Wars and rumors of wars | War | Syria | Iraq | Afghanistan | Class Warfare | 9/11 | War of Terror | South shall rise again |
70 Ecumenism | Ecumenism |
76 Globalism | NWO | Conspiracy | ZOG | United Nations |
78 Tribulation Temple
60 Supernatural events | Witchcraft | Wiccans | Monsters | Vampires and Zombies | Demonic Possession | Dragons | Talking snakes |
54 Israel | Israel | Jews |
57 Gog (Russia) | Putin | Russia | Ukraine |
97 Persia (Iran) | Iran |
89 The False Prophet | False Prophets | Prophecy | Cults | Mormons |
20 Nuclear Nations | Nuklear |
99 Global Turmoil | The terror attack in Paris has maxed out this category. 130 dead half a decade ago is the worst turmoil possible. | Islamofascism | Better Than America |
28 Arms Proliferation
98 Liberalism | Liberalism | God hates America |
78 The Peace Process
87 Kings of the East
79 Mark of the Beast | 666 | Mark of the Beast |
98 Beast Government | Satanism | Activist judges | Schools | Military | Prisons |
77 False Christs | False Prophets | Scientology |
87 The Antichrist | AntiChrist | Pope | Catholic Church |

Rapture Index: 159,909,053.000002
Net Change: +304.320001
Estimated End of World: May 15th 2021 11:21PM


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