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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-16-2022, 08:59 PM
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As British Newspaper of Record The Sun reports, mere appearance on "The Bacherlorette" seems to have been a blatant cry for God's merciful obliteration.
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Lex McAllister was a contestant on Jake Pavelka's season of the Bachelor. In February 2016, the 31-year-old died of a drug overdose. The coroner ruled Lex's death as a suicide, and revealed that she died as a result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of amlodipine and acetaminophen.
Julien Hug was a contestant on Jillian Harris's season of the Bachelorette. In 2010, he was found dead in the San Bernardino National Forest in California. His parents revealed that the former contestant struggled with depression and died by suicide.
Gia Allemand was a contestant on Jake Pavelka's season of the Bachelor. At 29-years-old, she tragically died by suicide in 2013.
Erin Storm appeared as a contestant on Matt Grant's season of the Bachelor. Eight years after competing on the show, tragically died in a 2016 private plane crash. She was reportedly the sole occupant of the plane, which crashed shortly after taking off.
Eric Hill tragically died in a paragliding accident before he was set to appear in Andi Dorfman's season of the Bachelorette. The 32-year-old lost his life in 2014 after his parachute partially collapsed.
Michael Nance was a contestant on Emily Maynard's season of the Bachelorette. In August of 2017, Michael was found dead in an Austin, Texas residence. It was later determined that the former contestant died from "multiple drug toxicity," and his death was ruled as an accident.
Christy Caserta appeared on season 15 of the Bachelor, which starred Brad Womack. The former contestant tragically died at the age of 32, after collapsing during a training class in October 2018.
Tyler Gwozdz was a contestant on Hannah Brown's 2019 season of the Bachelorette. He unexpectedly left the show after going on the season's first one-on-one date. The reason for his departure was never revealed. On January 22, 2020, Tyler died after being hospitalized for an accidental heroin overdose, which was later confirmed by the Palm Beach County Medical Examiner.
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What I take from this is that is preferable to reality TV.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-16-2022, 10:24 PM
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If I were not a True Christian™ with an informed view of my expectations of the afterlife, I would declare that, for me, Reality TV IS Hell.
Touching upon the prodigious death rate for guests on the shows mentioned in your post, I have to wonder if a keening need for attention (which is the main motivation for appearing on those shows) doesn't drive those sad souls towards self-destructive ends.
If these people were willing to put their minds towards Jesus and let Him take center focus, they may not have met such troublesome fates.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-17-2022, 05:07 AM
Well I would much rather see our youth (although 34 is stretching it) sacrifice themselves for worthy causes like Operation Iraqi Freedom rather than doing reality TV shows.
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01-17-2022, 03:11 PM
A fellow who participated in that Tuskegee study died at the age of 102.
Now, I hear Black people complain all the time about racism in medicine and how some "innocent" fellows (yeah, right) were deliberately infected with sisyphus or some other sexually transmitted disease. But here is this guy, Charles McGee, who lived to be possibly older than our dear Brother Cranky Old Man.
Well, we should all be so lucky to be injected with something that helps us live that long. Also, since the man's name and the name of the hospital where he worked both end in "Gee", I wonder if he didn't have an unfair advantage.
As we all know, the late Dr. Martin Luther King II believed in equality, not special privileges which let some people have access to medicines that help them live past 100 while other people are forced to take medicines or lose their social media access.
And while we are on the subject, MLK 2.0 would have supported gun rights, because while he was a radical fluffy bunny "Christian" who misconstrued the Bible to say that God hates the rich, he was influenced by it enough to get at least one of two things right. It's like they say about a stopped clock, "It's right at least every other week."
Martin Luther King, supporting gun rights:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2022, 06:13 AM
A person named Andre Leon Talley has died and it was on some front page website. Frankly, I had no idea who he was and figured it was some random person that The Lord had sent to Hell. But I looked him up and apparently he was a "fashion journalist". Well, this clearly means he was a homer and since the gay community is naturally idolatrous then God didn't just send him Hell, He purposefully sent him to Hell. It's not Jesus' fault if the Gay community doesn't pay attention.
Of course, I take great comfort in God's Mercy and Judgment being at work and all that, but I wish He would take more famous people that I know about. All these niche celebrities dying without my understanding who they are makes me feel very uncomfortable and out of step.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2022, 12:44 PM
Jesus died to set us free. Most people are not free.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2022, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
A person named Andre Leon Talley has died and it was on some front page website. Frankly, I had no idea who he was and figured it was some random person that The Lord had sent to Hell. But I looked him up and apparently he was a "fashion journalist". Well, this clearly means he was a homer and since the gay community is naturally idolatrous then God didn't just send him Hell, He purposefully sent him to Hell. It's not Jesus' fault if the Gay community doesn't pay attention.
Of course, I take great comfort in God's Mercy and Judgment being at work and all that, but I wish He would take more famous people that I know about. All these niche celebrities dying without my understanding who they are makes me feel very uncomfortable and out of step.
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I'm with you, dear Sister Handmaiden: I had never heard of this Andre Leon Talley person, either. So, I looked up some information on the interwebs; and, as you have mentioned, he (supposedly) was a member of the fashion industry.
And, being a member of that fashion brigade had made him famous, somehow?! I don't quite understand that. If he had created timeless apparel as shown in the following photo, then it would be understandable — and highly acceptable.
Instead, this Mr. Talley person decided that his "contribution" to the world of fashion would be to dress up in ladies' caftans, as you shall see here:
And, here:
And, here, as well:
Well, considering his rebellious tendency to wear women's clothing, it is little wonder that the dear has given him a one-way ticket for the train to !
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."
Now, then, if only would do the same for this next atrocity. Really, what sort of way is this to appear in public? Has the woman no concept of decency? I'm surprised she has lasted this long!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2022, 06:47 PM
This is a just a casual observation, but with a name like Talley, and given his obvious Negrodian descent - does he....have... [*** Obscene, unsuitable, sinful imagery removed by conscientious, God-fearing Moderator, as teenagers have been known to frequent God's favorite forum! ***]
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2022, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
I'm with you, dear Sister Handmaiden: I had never heard of this Andre Leon Talley person, either. So, I looked up some information on the interwebs; and, as you have mentioned, he (supposedly) was a member of the fashion industry.
And, being a member of that fashion brigade had made him famous, somehow?! I don't quite understand that. If he had created timeless apparel as shown in the following photo, then it would be understandable — and highly acceptable.
Instead, this Mr. Talley person decided that his "contribution" to the world of fashion would be to dress up in ladies' caftans, as you shall see here:
And, here:
And, here, as well:
Well, considering his rebellious tendency to wear women's clothing, it is little wonder that the dear has given him a one-way ticket for the train to !
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."
Now, then, if only would do the same for this next atrocity. Really, what sort of way is this to appear in public? Has the woman no concept of decency? I'm surprised she has lasted this long!
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Oh my goodness! Such an overdone, overwrought, raucous display! I will need to retreat to the darkest corner of my prayer closet to soothe my overstimulated eyes.
If only ladies of a certain age would learn from your own tasteful, restrained example, dear Sister Isabella. I daresay that woman's outsized accessories must be crafted from papier mache. If they were made with any heavier substance, I don't think those post-menopausal bones of hers could support the weight.
As for that rather large fellow, I'm dismayed to learn that simply sewing (or hot-gluing) a row of buttons onto a Hefty bag can make one into a "fashion icon."
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-20-2022, 09:52 AM
These styles are coming back
Different fabrics or, if the prints are similar, different patterns.
Unfortunately the reemergence of modesty is a sham.
What they call "dowdy" is only to contrast what's worn underneath.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2022, 11:25 AM
Meatloaf
"I'd do anything for love
I'd ride right into Hell and back"
No riding back this time.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2022, 05:12 PM
Louie Anderson
If there were a buffet spread in Hell, the deaths of Anderson, Meatloaf and the aforementioned Mr. Talley would drive its budgetary considerations through the roof.
P.S. One would hope that the recent spate of celebrity deaths would, at the very least, reinforce the numeral three multiplication times table for children, even if it doesn't push them into the arms of Jesus.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2022, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Louie Anderson
If there were a buffet spread in Hell, the deaths of Anderson, Meatloaf and the aforementioned Mr. Talley would drive its budgetary considerations through the roof.
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Hi handmaiden, I want to post this picture of Louie Anderson, obviously a True Patriot™ and as it seems an important law person:
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2022, 06:28 PM
Pardon me. but I think you are confused. That is most certainly a picture of a Miss Louise Anderson.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2022, 07:36 PM
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Meatloaf
"I'd do anything for love
I'd ride right into Hell and back"
No riding back this time.
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It's too bad, I used to like some of his songs.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2022, 08:01 PM
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Pardon me. but I think you are confused. That is most certainly a picture of a Miss Louise Anderson.
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Or maybe Mr Louie Tranderson?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-22-2022, 11:43 PM
It's a truly bountiful start to the year.
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Thich Nhat Hanh, Monk, Zen Master and Activist, Dies at 95
Thich Nhat Hanh dismissed the idea of death. “Birth and death are only notions,” he wrote in his book “No Death, No Fear.” “They are not real.”
He added: “[T]here is no death; there is no coming; there is no going; there is no same; there is no different; there is no permanent self; there is no annihilation. We only think there is.”
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Satan's red hot pecker currently occupying his rectum probably doesn't feel imaginary to the God-denying nihilist now. Praise Jesus!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2022, 11:55 PM
These commies just have to bring up the Zen - purely to mock Christ.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2022, 12:54 AM
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These commies just have to bring up the Zen - purely to mock Christ.
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Maybe his vice was that he always smiled. I could live with that.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-16-2022, 06:49 AM
Any news on P. J. O'Rourke?
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