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Default Primer on footballer and possible son of God, David Icke - 11-04-2022, 03:44 PM

With the recent announcement of a ban on free thinking in the Netherlands, it is a timely moment to publish a refresher on former English footballer David Icke. (First of all, it must be said "the Netherlands" is not an entirely reputable authority on truth - we need only look to it's previous owner Michael Jackson to wonder what goes on in there.)

David's career began when he was nine he was chosen for the junior school's football team. After failing his 11-plus exam, he was given a trial for the Leicester Boys Under-14 team and left school at 15. Coventry City signed him up in as their youth goalkeeper and were runners up to Burnley in the F.A. Youth Cup. He also played for Oxford United's reserve team and Northampton Town, on loan from Coventry, before retiring at 21 due to arthritis in his left knee, right knee, ankles, elbows, wrists and hands.

He visited an alternative health healer who informed him he had been sent to heal the earth and would become famous but would face opposition. The spirit world was going to pass ideas to him, which he would speak about to others. A subsequent physical experience shook his body as though plugged into an electrical socket and new ideas poured into him. He described it as the Kundalini (a term from Hindu yoga) activating his chakras, or energy centers, triggering a higher level of consciousness. It is not clear whether his arthritis improved.

At some point he joined the Green Party () - or perhaps they joined him? - and become a avid self-publisher. In 1991 Icke resigned the Green Party, holding a press conference to announce he was a son of the Godhead. The world was going to end in 1997.

Nonetheless his books sold 140,000 copies between 1998 and 2011, making over Ł2 million in sales. Covered topics are too broad to mention. Let's just say he combines New Age philosophical discussion about the universe and public figures being reptilian humanoids. He is an opponent of the scientific method, describing it as "bollocks". Clarifying, he said "It's not that all science is bollocks," but rather "the basis of the way science judges reality is bollocks." Hiss.

Etc. Etc. blah blah more stuff about reptiles, jews, 911, standard stuff nowadays. And that brings us right up to date to the Netherlands ban. Which possibly is their first move - in the upcoming takeover by the globalist dystopian fascists - the GDF. Pay attention folks.


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Default Re: Primer on footballer and possible son of God, David Icke - 11-07-2022, 01:23 AM

What is his position on purple? I'm looking for the new season's fabric and wouldn't want to give the wrong impression, was not considering mauve, violet or indigo though. But there are some very stylish purple prints around and I even have a couple in stock remaining from the last couple of years. Thanks.
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Default Re: Primer on footballer and possible son of God, David Icke - 11-07-2022, 02:02 AM

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And if he says, "Icky", is that a good or bad thing?


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Default Re: Primer on footballer and possible son of God, David Icke - 11-07-2022, 02:35 AM

I thought Kundalini was the Arabic word for the female unmentionable parts. Those Arabs are awfully hard to pin down when you can't understand a word they say.


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Default Re: Primer on footballer and possible son of God, David Icke - 11-07-2022, 03:56 PM

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What is his position on purple?
Like many football players of his time, Icke "began to wear only ... a turquoise shell suit". Sportsmen have often used alternative medicine, such as the positive energy of the color purple, crystals, and/or injecting aborted fetuses into their ACLs, to replenish their bodies. It's a mainstay of what we Dr's refer to as "sports medicine" - like medicine but done by sports majors (works best on healthy people).

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I can see you are stuck on magical binary thinking, Mr. Much. Questions of "good" and "bad" miss the point entirely, which you would realize if you had read the primer. Or indeed the Bible, for that matter.

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I thought Kundalini was the Arabic word for the female unmentionable parts. Those Arabs are awfully hard to pin down when you can't understand a word they say.
Thank you Brother Dnow for an intelligent question. Many on the spiritual plane have had to go off the beaten track to get divine relief, as you know. When institutions are eroded by a loss of belief in their authority - the Catholic Church covering up pedophiles, for example, or Universities venerating narcissism - then a man has to go elsewhere to meet his needs. The Kundalini is an option, unfortunately, although far better for frustrated men to be scooped up by websites such as ours or Mr. Icke's to set them on the straight and narrow path.


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Icke "began to wear only ... a turquoise shell suit"
I do not own a shell suit.
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I was not aware that purple had positive energy and will be reviewing my fabric choices. Although purple may not itself be a demon, anything emitting positive energy such as ˛łąPu is sure to attract nutters, many of whom are liable to demonic possession. Many these days say there aren't any demons but Jesus believed in demons.
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I don't know anything about "sports" but falling off things can certainly rupture cruciate ligaments. In those cases, microsurgery can help but is time consuming and not universally available. I've never heard of purple being used. Is that like "blue bags" for insects?

I had a look at the link about garments, where those shown seemed more substantial and far less flammable that I'd thought. Perhaps this design has moved up-market in recent years? There was a trend for black plastic too. Do you think that will come back?

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