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Default Please help me save my state - 05-29-2009, 07:10 PM

Hello All,

I come from the beautiful state of California which has been blessed by some of the Lord's greatest work. Unfortunately there is a plague infesting my state We are slowly being taken over in population by blacks, dirty browns, slanty eyeds and spicks and they are taking OUR WOMEN!! Everyday I see these heathens taking over us one by one and its making my blood boil, I'm not married yet but its becoming very hard to find a true Christian woman in this area!

I have tried talking to people in the area but they seem to have bought into the liberal propoganda. Is there anything I can do to save my state or will I have to move?
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Default Re: Please help me save my state - 05-29-2009, 07:15 PM

Dear friend:

Because of our Christian love, we have zero tolerance for racism here. If the people whom you describe are so interested in California's True Christian™ women (both of them?), then perhaps they will be motivated to join the ministries that Landover operates to allow them to become ex-Negroes and the like. If I were you, I would be more concerned about the sodomites who are trying so hard to outlaw heterosexual marriage.


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Default Re: Please help me save my state - 05-29-2009, 07:30 PM

I'm sorry for my inflammatory words, but its more the ungodliness that I despise. Atheists are popping up all over our state and seem to enjoy converting people who were once decent Christians.

On the subject of sodomite "marriage", its been outlawed here, but the sodomites will not let it go and keep trying to appeal. This is first decent thing our state has done and there are still people trying to reverse it
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Default Re: Please help me save my state - 06-01-2009, 08:02 PM

I think that some releases of Linux will let you save your state.
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Default Re: Please help me save my state - 06-01-2009, 08:11 PM

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Hello All,

I come from the beautiful state of California which has been blessed by some of the Lord's greatest work. Unfortunately there is a plague infesting my state We are slowly being taken over in population by blacks, dirty browns, slanty eyeds and spicks and they are taking OUR WOMEN!! Everyday I see these heathens taking over us one by one and its making my blood boil, I'm not married yet but its becoming very hard to find a true Christian woman in this area!

I have tried talking to people in the area but they seem to have bought into the liberal propoganda. Is there anything I can do to save my state or will I have to move?
Friend,

This is an American forum and were prefer to discuss American values here. California is not part of the United States of America so neither we TRUE Christian (Republican, Baptists) or Jesus have much use for your foreign ways.

BTW, you do speak really good English for a non-American. What translation software do you user?



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Default Re: Please help me save my state - 06-01-2009, 08:21 PM

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I'm sorry for my inflammatory words, but its more the ungodliness that I despise. Atheists are popping up all over our state and seem to enjoy converting people who were once decent Christians.

On the subject of sodomite "marriage", its been outlawed here, but the sodomites will not let it go and keep trying to appeal. This is first decent thing our state has done and there are still people trying to reverse it
I used to live in California. Fresno to be exact. What a cesspool of sodomania and liberalism. And try to find a decent restaurant that doesn't reek of fried corn meal!

I suggest you pull up stakes and get the heck out like I did. There's no hope for that place. God will more than likely drop it into the Pacific any day now anyway.

Do what I did. Move to the Godly Midwest and buy property near the western border in Nevada. I'm building a summer house out there, it'll have an ocean view before too long!




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