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Default Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. - 08-08-2020, 12:31 AM

We have the opportunity to correct an injustice. Chancellor Jerry Falwell Jr. was photographed with his zipper down and standing with a young woman not his wife. He has now been forced to take a leave from his post running Liberty University. Landover Baptist needs to step in and save him.

There are many explanations for this pictures. All of them make it a harmless moment caught on camera. One is the extreme heat that must have been in the area. Another is pants that were ill fitting. Yet another, zippers fail and sometimes cannot zip up.

Jerry said he was only pretending to be pregnant like the young woman he was standing next to. He thought at the time is was very funny. Now his family is without income.

I'm thinking we could have pressure put on the University by writing letters supporting Jerry. Another thing we could do is pass the hat and provide Jerry and family with food money.



Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Jesus Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. - 08-08-2020, 01:00 AM

Oh, there must be a mistake somewhere here, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Surely, this boils down to just a simple misunderstanding of the college administrators. Now, I've heard that the good Brother Falwell was just having a bit of harmless fun at a costume party. And why should he not enjoy some mirth once in a while? Goodness knows, he has more than enough worry from his responsibilities there. Oh, he probably thought it might relieve his stress to have a party, especially if he and his young friend dressed as the skipper and the movie star from that old television show from the 1960s:



Oh, I do remember a few months back when idle tongues had nothing better to do than to accuse him of relaxing too much with younger people. The attached photo made its rounds around the interwebs, but anybody can see that Mr. Falwell is only checking to ensure that work is being done properly, with everything being very neat and tidy, and that his employees are happy doing their work.

Proverbs 12:11 "He that tilleth his land shall be satisfied with bread: but he that followeth vain persons is void of understanding."
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Default Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. - 08-08-2020, 02:33 AM

"Idle tongues," such an appropriate phrase, Sister Isabella.

I looked up Jerry Jr.'s net worth on one of those celebrity pages. He is worth over $100 million. This is a man God has blessed with exceptional abilities. No wonder Satan's minions are circling and trying to take him down.


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Default Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. - 08-08-2020, 02:55 AM

That woman with the wardrobe malfunction is wearing a wig. No one has hair like that. She might be a spy sent to entrap Brother Jerry with a false and fabricated story involving fornication and wine bibbing. She probably slipped up on him while he was changing his pants and just happened to have a photographer with her. Jerry Falwell is a good Christian man and I'm sure he has nothing but good intentions and attention to God's will on his mind.


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Default Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. - 08-08-2020, 07:30 AM

Jerry Falwell, Jr. is a deeply committed Christian and, moreover, a good and gentle man. What he once said about Donald Trump, “In my opinion, Donald Trump lives a life of loving and helping others as Jesus taught in the great commandment," applies with equal force to Mr. Falwell himself. And that's why the Devil is working so hard to lay this man of God low.

We should all join together to offer Mr. Falwell the very thing that I know he will treasure the most in this difficult time: our prayers.


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"Idle tongues," such an appropriate phrase, Sister Isabella. I looked up Jerry Jr.'s net worth on one of those celebrity pages. He is worth over $100 million. This is a man God has blessed with exceptional abilities. No wonder Satan's minions are circling and trying to take him down.
Oh, for goodness sake! I had no idea that Mr. Falwell has that sort of money, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but I can't say that I'm surprised. Jerry's beloved father preached faithfully about the Gospel of the for decades. The Reverend Falwell would have made sure that the people were faithful always in giving to and, as promised within the , the blessings from Heaven would have been very plentiful!

Malachi 3:10 "Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it."

It's no wonder the devil is working overtime to discredit and to destroy Jerry, Jr.!

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".

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That woman with the wardrobe malfunction is wearing a wig. No one has hair like that. She might be a spy sent to entrap Brother Jerry with a false and fabricated story involving fornication and wine bibbing. She probably slipped up on him while he was changing his pants and just happened to have a photographer with her. Jerry Falwell is a good Christian man and I'm sure he has nothing but good intentions and attention to God's will on his mind.
Oh, yes indeed, dear Brother Moss; I do think you are right here. That woman is nothing more than an agent of sin, sent from Satan himself to spy on dear Mr. Falwell. She's probably trying her best to lure him, being an obvious evil temptress, just so she can run back to the LIE-beral, fake news media and say all sorts of sordid things about this dear man of . Why, she may even have slipped something unethical into his iced tea!

Mind you, none of this is unlike what our -sent, beloved President Trump has experienced. How many "designing female" harlots have come forward to say that he was unfaithful to his wives wife? And, we can rejoice in knowing that our dear President is an ally to Mr. Falwell. I'm always so happy when I see the attached photo of them together, and I hope you will feel the same joy, Dear. I don't know the identity of the woman they're with, though, but I think she is most likely harmless, probably one of the secretaries in the office. One thing that I've never understood, though, is why they have highlighted that photo on the upper right. Was President Trump at one time involved in sports activities? Might this be a cover of a fitness magazine (similar to Sports Illustrated, Golfers Digest) that highlighted our President's physical fitness regime?



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