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Default Hi i'm new - 03-06-2021, 11:38 AM

hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.
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Default Re: Hi i'm new - 03-06-2021, 12:17 PM

Greetings Mr. Ryan and welcome to this Protestant Christian Forum from a Catholic Priest. By this point i suppose that you're already married, aren't you? By the way, i approve your message of letting God use you as a cleaning tool for the floor.

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Default Re: Hi i'm new - 03-06-2021, 12:38 PM

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Greetings Mr. Ryan and welcome to this Protestant Christian Forum from a Catholic Priest. By this point i suppose that you're already married, aren't you? By the way, i approve your message of letting God use you as a cleaning tool for the floor.

Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.
I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.


i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened
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Default Re: Hi i'm new - 03-06-2021, 01:19 PM

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I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.


i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened
Oh, that's a very nice witnessing! Kudos to the person that gave you the Bible. By the way, i'm pretty sure it must be hard living as a Christian in a country like England, who rejects our Lord and Saviour for following nonsense such as Atheism and Royal Worshipping. I'm very glad that you found a Church who, as i suppose, is not like the Anglican Church that allows women to become priests and preach Atheist Mythologies. Anyway, i hope you'll enjoy your stay in here!
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Default Re: Hi i'm new - 03-06-2021, 01:36 PM

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Oh, that's a very nice witnessing! Kudos to the person that gave you the Bible. By the way, i'm pretty sure it must be hard living as a Christian in a country like England, who rejects our Lord and Saviour for following nonsense such as Atheism and Royal Worshipping. I'm very glad that you found a Church who, as i suppose, is not like the Anglican Church that allows women to become priests and preach Atheist Mythologies. Anyway, i hope you'll enjoy your stay in here!
The UK is not a nice country to live in in a lot of ways, its embraced this awful woke culture and hating on white males (such as myself) which gets on my nerves. I've never liked the Royals.


Thank you i am already liking it here. i noticed the ''unsaved trash'' label on my profile which i thought was pretty cool. I think of myself as trash compared to the LORD, even if i'm saved i'll still be trash just saved trash ha. That's why i like the idea of being face down on the ground for eternity before my LORD. My only purpose is to serve and worship him while staring at the floor for eternity because trash stays beneath its Master always.


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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Thank you i am already liking it here. i noticed the ''unsaved trash'' label on my profile which i thought was pretty cool. I think of myself as trash compared to the LORD, even if i'm saved i'll still be trash just saved trash ha. That's why i like the idea of being face down on the ground for eternity before my LORD. My only purpose is to serve and worship him while staring at the floor for eternity because trash stays beneath its Master always.
Welcome, Ryan. If you have looked at our site here you already know those with the honor of being True Christians™ are experts in sin. We help people by identifying their sins and putting them on the track of Holiness. May I ask what you find to be the worst sin against Jesus and whether you have committed this sin?


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Default Re: Hi i'm new - 03-29-2021, 01:51 AM

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Hi Ryan! I am also new to this wonderful forum and I couldn't help but notice you dislike the Royals. I am absolutely on board with you there and I have some information about how we can get red of them you will find interesting!
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Default Re: Hi i'm new - 03-06-2021, 05:00 PM

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Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.
your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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Default Re: Hi i'm new - 03-06-2021, 05:04 PM

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Honey, that's just a child molester talking.

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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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It's not rocket science, anyone who opened the Bible even once should see some specific verse that he or she is particularly drawn to, right?
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Dear, kindly examine this very carefully, and see if you can find the request about including your favorite Bible verse:

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-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.
It's rare to find such righteousness in a man so young as yourself. In fact, your imagery is so glorious it brings a singular manly tear to my eye. I welcome you, Ryan, and pray that you will not disappoint us as so many new posters have.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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It's rare to find such righteousness in a man so young as yourself. In fact, your imagery is so glorious it brings a singular manly tear to my eye. I welcome you, Ryan, and pray that you will not disappoint us as so many new posters have.
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Welcome young man. While you may find most pf the male members of this Church to be stiff, rigid to the point, we are always open to new members and guiding them to new experiences, erupting in joy while covering them with God's turgid Love. I hope to have the opportunity to come unto you as well. So, even if you just need a hand, please ask.
Thank you both. I noticed all of the men here so far are older than i am which makes me happy as i prefer being around older men and i always welcome advice, guidance and at times discipline when needed.


i'm going to be offline for a few hours soon because its time for me to do 3 hours lying face down on the floor, i try to do 3 hours with my face on the floor every day, i figure if i want to be lying with my face on the ground in Heaven for eternity i need to be getting a lot of practice in in the mean time so i'm prepared for when i'm doing it for eternity


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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hi i'm an 18 year old male and totally devoted to GOD and when i go to heaven i want to spend eternity lying face down on the floor before GOD in total worship and servitude.
And, may I extend to you a most gracious and warm , dear Mr. Ryan. We are so very pleased that you have found , within the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.

Your devotion to Almighty is truly admirable; and, being of such a young age, your life ahead will be full of the blessings of the , if you remember to put first in all that you do.

Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of , and righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."

Now, then, I'm sure that it was just an oversight, due -- undoubtedly -- to being overwhelmed at finding , but I note that you have, somehow or another, overlooked our simple requests, which are at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum. I am pleased to include those requests for you, and we would so appreciate it if you would supply us with the information, as requested:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

May the bless you richly, Dear, as you fellowship and serve with us.


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And, may I extend to you a most gracious and warm , dear Mr. Ryan. We are so very pleased that you have found , within the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.

Your devotion to Almighty is truly admirable; and, being of such a young age, your life ahead will be full of the blessings of the , if you remember to put first in all that you do.

Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of , and righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."

Now, then, I'm sure that it was just an oversight, due -- undoubtedly -- to being overwhelmed at finding , but I note that you have, somehow or another, overlooked our simple requests, which are at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum. I am pleased to include those requests for you, and we would so appreciate it if you would supply us with the information, as requested:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

May the bless you richly, Dear, as you fellowship and serve with us.
Thank you very much.


I did answer those questions in post #3


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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I did answer those questions in post #3
Not all of them:

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I am engaged to be married, we're trying to get this arranged but Covid-19 is making it difficult. Yes i am very excited at the thought of lying face to the ground for eternity while God gets pleasure out of my eternal worship and use as his tool while i stare at the ground for eternity.

i am in London in the UK i attend Westminster Baptist Church and i like the KJV Bible. i found Jesus because i was committing a lot of sin (teenage boys for you i guess) and someone told me i need to repent and turn away from sin and gave me a bible. When i started reading the bible i started feeling Jesus. I laid down on the floor, face to the floor and prayed and worshipped and i could feel Jesus, that's how it happened
There is no mention of your favorite Bible verse.

I will withhold my righteous judgment until you provide your favorite Bible verse.
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There is no mention of your favorite Bible verse.

I will withhold my righteous judgment until you provide your favorite Bible verse.
i thought the original question was what is my favourite version of the bible but ok sorry. i will have to think about it and get back to you, but any of the ones which mention worship, kneeling and getting our faces on the floor are the ones i particularly like because i love when the LORD reminds me how important it is to worship.


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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i thought the original question was what is my favourite version of the bible but ok sorry.
Protip: learning how to read properly will be a very useful skill for you to master, not just for the purposes of effective communication on this forum, but also for your studies of the Bible.

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Would you be willing and/or able to provide any specific examples?...
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