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Prayer Answered Prayers: Glory to Jesus! - 10-31-2015, 01:28 PM

GLORY!



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Brethren and Sisters,

We often ask Jesus to fulfill our needs and requests; and those requests are highly visible here on God's Favorite Forum. However, we also constantly receive answers for our prayers. Jesus provides; He gives us what we ask.

John 14:13-14
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do [it].


It is always useful for atheist sinners to see that not only are our prayers answered but also to realize how detailed and versatile the prayer tool is in times of need. I will start by thanking Jesus Christ our Lord and Sweet Son of God our Savior for some items that occurred within the last 24 hours because I prayed for them!
  1. I asked Jesus to smite disgusting vile sinners, to show them His Love and Wrath so that they would Repent and return to the bosom of Jesus. And it happened. Jesus caused an explosion in a brothel nightclub in Papist-Orthodox Romania with dozens killed (lost souls as predestined by Jesus) or injured (shown the Love of Jesus and a chance to Repent; Hebrews 12:16).
  2. I asked Jesus for my Mother NOT to call me yesterday and she didn't (she is 80+ but a harlot and I have not forgiven her the Harry Potter books she tried to give my boys last Christmas ; Luke 14:26).
  3. I prayed for a regular, painless bowel movement after my morning coffee for a change and Jesus provided. My usually lengthy visit to the restroom was so short that I hardly had time to read my favorite restroom verses from the KJV book on the restroom shelf (Deuteronomy 23, especially Deuteronomy 23:13).

I challenge you, Brethren, to share with the sinners of this world the most glorious, most ordinary and most mind blowing prayers of yours that Jesus has answered. While we thank Him constantly in our prayers, it is time we showed also the repulsive unbelievers that Faith is worth it!

Mark 11:24
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].


Praise God! Praise Jesus! Praise the Holy Spirit! When I want to help the world with the love of Jesus, He provides (in Romania). When I want to avoid the repulsive secular world and ask Jesus for help, He provides (my mother). When I am in need and anguish, I turn to Jesus, and He provides (my bowels). These are miracles. The world needs to know!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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