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Sinner Day 364: Revelation 16-18 - 12-29-2016, 01:22 PM

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For those sinners who visit our Forum and are gamers or otherwise illiterate, we have prepared a visual aid to help you understand the Tribulations.

Glory! Previously, Jesus gave the Beast the right to seduce remaining Earthlings into choosing Satan and the ones who did so received the Mark of the Beast. Jesus also used the Celestial Winepress to prepare a tincture containing a fortified extract of the Wrath of God. Now He's ready to pour the contents on the sinners. Let's see, what happens next. It's time for Revelation Chapter 16, one of the most action-packed parts of the whole Bible.

Vial 1: Eczema. Skin disease. Glory!

Revelation 16:2
And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image.

Vial 2: Jesus continues to shut down ecosystem services once and for all. Now He kills of all sea life. No more whales, no dolphins, no cuttlefish, no sea cucumbers, no fish, no walruses, no sharks, no stingrays, no flightless waterfowl called penguins. Only the dead ocean with a stench that will make the sinners lose all bowel control! Glory!

Revelation 16:3
And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.

Vial 3: Freshwater ecosystems poisoned. No more perch or otters or beavers or eel or newts or trout or salmon, only dead rotting organisms with a stench that will make the sinners lose all bowel control! Glory!

Revelation 16:4
And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.

Vial 3 is followed by a brief interlude, during which the angels thank God for this righteous judgment that the sinners themselves have brought upon them! Nice. On to Vial 4: The Sun heats up to burn the sinners alive! Glory!

Revelation 16:8
And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.

Another brief interlude, as we listen to the cries of sinners.... Have they finally Repented? Now would be the perfect time to ask for Jesus's forgiveness.

No chance, the idiots still blame God for these plagues and refuse to Glorify Him. Jesus did His best and still they detest Him.

Vial 5: All light goes out. This also means that Jesus has almost given up hope for these sinners (John 8:12). In the darkness, the sinners are in incredible pain. They bite off their own tongues in agony. Glory!

Revelation 16:10
And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,

Surely they will now Repent! Jesus has shown them incredible Mercy (Jonah 4:2) and given them this precious Judgment that should lead them to Christ! Surely they now turn to Jesus!

Jesus does not give up. He really tries to get His message through to the repulsive scum that will not accept His Love (1 John 4:8). Vial 6: Jesus prepares the Battlefield in case the sinners persist and refuse to cherish His magnanimous Punishment. Glory!

Revelation 16:12
And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.

Satan also prepares to do battle by producing unclean spirits. Jesus retaliates. He comes as a thief (1 Thessalonians 5:2).

Revelation 16:16-17
And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon. And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.

OK. No more nice guy. Now it's serious business. Vial 7: the Earth begins to dissolve! Glory!

Revelation 16:18
And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.

Revelation 16:20
And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.

Last chance. How could the sinners not Repent at this point? They must see their depravity and turn to Jesus, mustn't they!?

Revelation 16:21
And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.

Now, on to Chapter 17. A vision! A tremendous Vision of the Whore!

Revelation 17:4-5
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

Not a real woman but, again, a symbol.

Revelation 17:18
And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.

Other strange apparition have appeared, as well. We see seven heads, ten horns, and the beast that we saw earlier. We are afraid and confused. This is how Jesus and God perceive the World. We only see a tiny reflections of these marvels in our dimension. Who is the woman? Who are the heads? Many suggestions have been presented by false Christian scholars. The most popular (and, I must admit, plausible) is that these whorish apparitions represent the Catholic Cult and its Chief the Pope. But why should we stop at that? It is even more plausible that the beasts and the heads and the horns and the WHORE are reflections of everything that is so wrong in the Earth: female emancipation, evolution, gaysexual sex, sodomy, homosexual fornication, false religions, environmentalism, vegetarians, etc., etc. They all have a common goal.

Revelation 17:14
These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

But Jesus knows what they're plotting. In fact, He's designed all this! He's still in control! Nice.

Revelation 17:17
For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.

Chapter 18
. The defenses of the sinners start to crumble. Babylon falls, Again, this Babylon is everything that opposes Jesus and His detailed instructions on how to live.

Revelation 18:2
And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.

We now see the futility of all bling and extra-Biblical knowledge. It is now all destroyed in one tremendous show of God's Will!

Revelation 18:17
For in one hour so great riches is come to nought. And every shipmaster, and all the company in ships, and sailors, and as many as trade by sea, stood afar off,

All the stuff that the sinners enjoyed: the music, the games, the movies, the café scene, nighttime parks, orchids, manicures, cosmetics, central heating, poetry - now all destroyed in one swoon of Jesus's Wrath! Nice.

Revelation 18:22
And the voice of harpers, and musicians, and of pipers, and trumpeters, shall be heard no more at all in thee; and no craftsman, of whatsoever craft he be, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a millstone shall be heard no more at all in thee;

Why!? Again, do not blame Jesus. It's all because the sinners mocked Him and us, True Christians™. That is why they suffer. Nice.

Revelation 18:24
And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth.

Next Time: The Two Everafters!

Yours in Christ,


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

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