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What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 09:01 PM
For me it was Lady Gaga. She is the ultimate tool of Satan, parading around in clothing only fit for a harlot:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 09:27 PM
Well, there is no doubt about it, dear Brother Mayor Hold: that Gaga woman certainly was trying to attract attention to herself. And, she has gone against the very instructions that are laid out so plainly for all to see within the blessed pages of the :
I Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
Now, coming a very close second to Miss Gaga is that other singer, that Jennifer woman. What on Earth was she babbling on about at the end of her song? It sounded like she was chattering in Chinese or some other foreign language. Did she forget that she was at an inauguration for ? At least, we had dear Garth singing a song of great inspiration, and one that brings so much glory to the , even if the other participants on that platfrom showed no sincere intention of honoring Almighty !
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 09:51 PM
The whole thing was such a feast of awfulness that I find it impossible to choose, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir. We were oppressed by far too much warbling by immodestly dressed middle-aged women, and by frankly bizarre men doing who knows what. And as for that kid who read her "poem" ...
All in all, too much showing off, too little God.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 10:03 PM
I only hope that once the fascination with sleepy Joe Burden has worn off, that the people will see what's ahead for the next four years. It sounds like our dear, handsome Mr. Hannity is going to do his very best to keep things in perspective -- as you shall see in this preview of tonight's broadcast!
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 10:18 PM
Why was Joe Biden inaugurated if Donald Trump won the elections???
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 10:54 PM
There were several shades of purple--the homer color. That is a signal Satan, not Jesus, will be the big player in this administration.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 01:25 AM
What the hell happened? Where was the Storm? Biden is supposed to be in jail right now, exposed as the child-raping cannibal Satanist he is! Trump was supposed to be re-inaugurated in triumph, not flee the capital in disgrace like a rat off a sinking ship! Lady Gaga, Crooked Hillary, Barack Hussein, Slick Willie Blythe, they were all there, gathered in one place! Why didn't Trump lead the troops from Andrews Air Force Base to the capitol and arrest those monstrous traitors! They trafficked children over Wayfair and at Comet Ping Pong, they killed their pimp Epstein before he could spill the beans, they foisted this plandemic hoax upon us to destroy the economy, they rigged the election! Didn't they? Biden couldn't have actually won, could he?
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 07:11 AM
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 09:28 AM
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For me it was Lady Gaga.
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For me, Mr. Mayor, it was the lack of flags. Every year there seem to be less, it's ominous.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 09:49 AM
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Mr. Much,
As always, you are as enigmatic as you are sinful. As you have shown no reverence to people who have lost God's Grace (as depicted in the image above), you may be referring to the high-fashion outfit or Mrs. Trump. In that case (or any other case), please let me illuminate your dark soul about the Spiritual Meaning of that pattern.
It is orange. Oranges are members of the Created Citrus Kind that after the Flood (Genesis 7:21-22) were further cultivated and diversified by microevolution (that is possible within a Created Kind) into lemons, grapefruit, kumquats, lime, bergamots, and oranges. As you can see, the orange color of Mrs. Trump's dress is a reflection of the orange glory that is her Husband's face. This is a clear indication of glory. Let us look at the Bible:
Leviticus 23:40
And ye shall take you on the first day the boughs of goodly trees, branches of palm trees, and the boughs of thick trees, and willows of the brook; and ye shall rejoice before the LORD your God seven days.
That verse tells us how to celebrate feasts. The feast was that Jesus had made a decision of which we thank Him. The decision was to torment the sinners and sodomites with a communist regime. We didn't deserve it but you did. Q.E.D. Habeas Corpus. Lorem ipsum, as they say in Vulgar Latin. Now, that verse. It tells about "goodly trees" - what are they? In the Jooish tongue they are called הָדָר֙ עֵ֤ץ פְּרִ֨י or ‘p’ri ha•dar which translates to "beautiful tree or tree of Glory"! Glory! In the language of Creation Science, thee are of the Citrus kind, that incudes the orange. This is a clear reference to the Glorious deeds that the Republican Government was able to achieve until it fell into disgrace and became infested with a loser person. Still, it is wonderful that you captured the sadness of that moment, the fall of America into the Bottomless pit. Fortunately, we are Saved® from the Tribulations that you and your kind will have to suffer for the next four years unless Jesus decides to make your suffering eternal right now!
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Mr. Much,
As always, you are as enigmatic as you are sinful. As you have shown no reverence to people who have lost God's Grace (as depicted in the image above), you may be referring to the high-fashion outfit or Mrs. Trump. In that case (or any other case), please let me illuminate your dark soul about the Spiritual Meaning of that pattern.
It is orange. Oranges are members of the Created Citrus Kind that after the Flood (Genesis 7:21-22) were further cultivated and diversified by microevolution (that is possible within a Created Kind) into lemons, grapefruit, kumquats, lime, bergamots, and oranges. As you can see, the orange color of Mrs. Trump's dress is a reflection of the orange glory that is her Husband's face. This is a clear indication of glory. Let us look at the Bible:
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That's deep, Professor White. Your analysis is so much better than the Trump haters. They are saying she made the dress from out-of-date motel curtains trashed by Trump properties.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
They are saying she made the dress from out-of-date motel curtains trashed by Trump properties.
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As if Melania can sew! I wondered if it was a family heirloom, perhaps owned by her grandmother in the 1960s.
The Clinton woman looked very odd, even more so than usual. It was kind of whoever found that man's bathrobe to keep her warm.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 05:24 PM
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They are saying she made the dress from out-of-date motel curtains trashed by Trump properties.
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Nonsense. Dresses made out of drapes look totally different.
Besides, why would a sovereign lord glorify the beautiful orange tree centuries before the entire world would see His glory reflected in the orange glow of the most Godly president the nation has ever seen if there weren't a connection? It just doesn't make sense. They must be atheists who say this because atheists hate logic almost as much as they hate babies.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 06:33 PM
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What the hell happened? Where was the Storm?
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It happened, but Q showed up at the wrong address:
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 01:33 AM
The Catholic "Bible"-cum-sarcophagus that Doctora Biden was holding for her husband.
How can any oath be binding when sworn upon a book of falsehoods? And did Jill have to undertake Michelle Obama's arm-toning workout in order to lift it?
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
The Catholic "Bible"-cum-sarcophagus that Doctora Biden was holding for her husband.
How can any oath be binding when sworn upon a book of falsehoods? And did Jill have to undertake Michelle Obama's arm-toning workout in order to lift it?
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The average Bible has approximately 1200 pages. As the Catholics leave out a bunch of stuff (Deuteronomy 4:2), a Catholic "Bible" would therefore be a Hell of a lot shorter than that. The hefty doorstopper that old lady is somehow holding in the picture looks more like the Necronomicon or Harry Potter, and is clearly an arcane grimoire of demonic power. By swearing an oath over that eldritch tome, Biden has sold his soul to the Devil and vowed to carry out the Devil's work.
Here he is, pictured in his first moments alone in the Oval Office:
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
The Catholic "Bible"-cum-sarcophagus that Doctora Biden was holding for her husband.
How can any oath be binding when sworn upon a book of falsehoods? And did Jill have to undertake Michelle Obama's arm-toning workout in order to lift it?
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Oh, you have raised such a good point, dear Sister Handmaiden, and, for that, I do thank you. That copy of the Holy Bible that the Burdens used is quite large. But, those watered-down versions are nothing compared to the Holy Word of Almighty , as found within the true . Actually, I'm wondering if the Burden's bible was like this:
Or, more likely, like this:
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 03:24 PM
Actually, now that I think about this again, I have a feeling that the worst part of the Burden "inauguration" was the effect that it has left on patriots -- the people who fought so tirelessly to ensure that would, indeed, be great again, under the blessed leadership of President Donald J. Trump.
These are the people who are suffering, as they realize that we have slipped from a shining example of great governance, to nothing more than a dog and pony show. For example, this destitute, distraught dear in the video clip below will show just how horrible the impact of the Burden term will be. Oh! How we need to pray to the for deliverance!
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 05:01 PM
Lady Gaga died when Jesus scooped out her soul, crumpled it up, and threw it into Hell with the strength reminiscent of Joe Montana. Who was this impostor? Was she even human or a succubus from Satan?
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