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Default Proposal to refit new voting machines in Freehold. - 05-07-2021, 01:47 PM

In the day and age of election scrutiny, I took it upon myself to find more secure election machines for Freehold. This beauty seems to consist of several levers (500 to be exact) that have to be moved in a precise order according to the owner’s manual to vote Democrat. Of course, there’s only a single red button at the bottom to press if you wish to vote straight Republican as well. The best thing about this machine is that it isn’t made by Dominion, that evil company that tried to defraud out True President ™️ Donald J Trump.

I propose that Freehold invest in these machines so that Republicans in our area have a fair process in the upcoming elections. As a hard workin ex-Nigra, I would take it upon myself to assemble the voting machines for free as it would help True Republicans ™️ push God’s agenda further into Washington DC. God bless.



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Default Re: Proposal to refit new voting machines in Freehold. - 05-07-2021, 02:56 PM

The levers of government. Where has a gerontocracy ever managed to get the settings right?
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Default Re: Proposal to refit new voting machines in Freehold. - 05-07-2021, 03:14 PM

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The levers of government. Where has a gerontocracy ever managed to get the settings right?
Now now, that accident was caused by users not going through the manual first to figure out how the voting works. Nothing was faulty with the system I promise. It’s the fault of dems and their smooth brains.
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Default Re: Proposal to refit new voting machines in Freehold. - 05-07-2021, 04:46 PM

I see. So then it wouldn't make any difference if you halved their age? They'd still be referring to the same manifesto for information about things that didn't exist when it was written.
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Grammar Nazi Re: Proposal to refit new voting machines in Freehold. - 05-07-2021, 09:13 PM

I am sure Cranky recalls back when there were kind assistance at the polls to make sure you 'did it right'. A table set up with baked goods. Only decent Christian White male landowners who actually contribute to society. That would simplify things and reduce the overcrowding by the ignorant. Think of all the polls (and the wasted expense) of ghetto polling places, where hoof rats intimidate.
The machines just need a button 'Vote as Pastor Ezekiel Would' Done.


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