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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-31-2010, 10:14 PM
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I can't blame you. Legal prostitution (sure you had a great time right there alone), champagne & wines (sure you had a great time right there as well), rillette, nougat, ham, you name it...It sure changes from the fatty hamburgers and fried squirrels...
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You elite, arrogant eurotrash snobs really burn me up. God loves America and has Blessed us above all other nations, and you're just jealous.
Besides, what's wrong with fried squirrel?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-01-2011, 04:50 PM
Well, this time i got to say something. I'm french, an agnostic one, i allready tried to speak about religion (not to say that it's bad or something else) but this time it's not the point.
The fact that you are showing are a little bit to much to be true.
First about snails frogs and also, France was the world eater before the second world war and shortly after. After it, France wasn't really the leader, more ex aequo with the other european countrys or asiatic ones (Asia is taking the world leader place, it's not catholic or baptist at all but it works, why is God allowing this? just a question.)
For the catholics, there are more Atheists than catholics, something like 40% catholics. Of course it's against you're version of the holy bible, but try to have real facts, the same for joan of arc, still today we don't know if the hermaphrodite history wasn't just to take her reputation down or not, it's still not justified.
For the buildings, well buildings are like that, but in america there are buildings much more higher with no more importance, so what's the matter?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-01-2011, 05:54 PM
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I'm french, an agnostic one...
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Wrong. There is no such thing as an "agnostic."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-01-2011, 06:03 PM
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Well, this time i got to say something. I'm french, an agnostic one, i allready tried to ....blahblahblah.....
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-01-2011, 11:43 PM
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I'm French
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Well, I suppose admitting you have a serious problem is the first step towards a solution. Is your home near the Colosseum?
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01-02-2011, 01:24 AM
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Well,
For the catholics, there are more Atheists than catholics, something like 40% catholics
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No matter the percentage of Catholics, the government supports many of that church's "holy feasts" by giving everyone the day off.
It is un-Christian and economically self-defeating ( rather the same thing, actually).
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01-06-2011, 12:43 PM
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Sodomites are not welcome here.
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It's sad you don't even try to read the whole post, because it has questions and assuptions you can't even answer and say something ridiculous as 'sodomites'. It's funny that you can't think of something else than sex
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-06-2011, 12:55 PM
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First about snails
[...] the same for joan of arc, still today we don't know if the hermaphrodite
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Snails are also hermaphrodite, and it is a well-known fact* that you Froggies eat snails in a travesty of the farce of Catholic Communion Mass to worship Joan of Arc as a goddess.
*I note that you are not denying it!
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01-06-2011, 12:59 PM
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It's sad you don't even try to read the whole post, because it has questions and assuptions you can't even answer and say something ridiculous as 'sodomites'.
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He's French! How much proof do you want?
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Well! That is rich coming from someone from Sweden where the entire population are "at it" all the time like rabbits on cocaine!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-06-2011, 02:09 PM
One thing I cannot get a handle on is, I know we listed only ten things God hates about the french. What I want to know, it there even one thing He likes?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-06-2011, 03:11 PM
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One thing I cannot get a handle on is, I know we listed only ten things God hates about the french. What I want to know, it there even one thing He likes?
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With respect to France, NO. The list was the top ten, there are possibly thousands more. I am still waiting for the surrender monkeys to say thank you for saving them from the Japs in WW2.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-06-2011, 03:59 PM
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With respect to France, NO. The list was the top ten, there are possibly thousands more. I am still waiting for the surrender monkeys to say thank you for saving them from the Japs in WW2.
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They will never say thank you. They are selfish, greedy, self centered Godless cretins. And french
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
01-06-2011, 05:40 PM
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You elite, arrogant eurotrash snobs really burn me up. God loves America and has Blessed us above all other nations, and you're just jealous.
Besides, what's wrong with fried squirrel?
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but pastor ezekial!
God HATES america, this has been proven by "biblical logic" in many of your other posts as well. Of course I believe that your bible is fairy tales but this is besides the point. YOUR biblical logic clearly shows why god hates america
In another thread your people also say that god says its ok to kill 99.6% of people americans included! I hope the devils evil ways have not gotten to you pastor
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
01-06-2011, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Kokopali
The fact that you are showing are a little bit to much to be true.
First about snails frogs and also, France was the world eater before the second world war and shortly after.
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You ate what? Friend, I'm fairly sure you have your frilly French knickers in a twist here, I am nearly certain that France did not eat the world either before or after the Second World War.
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but pastor ezekial!
God HATES america, this has been proven by "biblical logic" in many of your other posts as well. Of course I believe that your bible is fairy tales but this is besides the point. YOUR biblical logic clearly shows why god hates america
In another thread your people also say that god says its ok to kill 99.6% of people americans included! I hope the devils evil ways have not gotten to you pastor
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Yes, God may hate 99.6% of Americans, but that's still 0.3999% better than the proportion of Frenchies that He hates, at a conservative estimate.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-07-2011, 04:12 PM
Sodomites are not welcome here. [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Cyril/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Who said I was? Looks like you’re “godlike side” doesn’t really work on guessing who people really are. Holidays would help you dear boy
Well, I suppose admitting you have a serious problem is the first step towards a solution. Is your home near the Colosseum?
Well, if only the fact of being French makes me a sodomite snales-eater mother***er, then I’ve got a problem, that’s true, but first, every French people aren’t exactly the same, and for the colosseum, maybe that’s the wrong name because the colosseum is in italia, not France.
No matter the percentage of Catholics, the government supports many of that church's "holy feasts" by giving everyone the day off.
It is un-Christian and economically self-defeating ( rather the same thing, actually).
Allright, for this one I’m fully agree, most of the chirstian feasts gives day off to everyone and you can say, every and only Christian feasts.
Snails are also hermaphrodite, and it is a well-known fact* that you Froggies eat snails in a travesty of the farce of Catholic Communion Mass to worship Joan of Arc as a goddess.
*I note that you are not denying it!
I’m not denying the fact that we aren’t eating more snales than another country, and the real problem here : there is no feast to worship joan of arc, snales are for some families for Christmas, I said SOME families, Joan of arc is a historical problem for historians, in France nobody cares about her in religion.
He's French! How much proof do you want? [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Cyril/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]
If french us a proof for you that every french are evil, then you got some closed-minded problem.
One thing I cannot get a handle on is, I know we listed only ten things God hates about the french. What I want to know, it there even one thing He likes?
Well, if god is like this forum thinks he is, then there is absolutely nothing, I’m quietly sure about that.
With respect to France, NO. The list was the top ten, there are possibly thousands more. I am still waiting for the surrender monkeys to say thank you for saving them from the Japs in WW2.
In WW2, most of the jewish people would have been killed (well, they were), the rest assimilated. Nothing to disturbing, they’re lives against they’re country.
And I don’t think there were only true American Baptist believer ine the American army.
They will never say thank you. They are selfish, greedy, self centered Godless cretins. And french
Some holidays there would help you. Indeed, we are known to be selfish, but at the same time one of the hoiday best country where to get to, and people (out of paris) are mostely known as nice (in paris no, there are allways stressed)
You ate what? [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Cyril/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image003.gif[/IMG]Friend, I'm fairly sure you have your frilly French knickers in a twist here, I am nearly certain that France did not eat the world either before or after the Second World War.
Even in America there are snails and frogs eaten, just like in other countrys. I personnaly never tried, I hate the smell of that food.
Yes, God may hate 99.6% of Americans, but that's still 0.3999% better than the proportion of Frenchies that He hates, at a conservative estimate.
But you don’t know what proportion of France god really hates, no one is like another you know, who knows where the biggest proportion is.
Strange, I’ve got a message who says I’m homosexual, well, I only like women, sorry, wonder why some here are so sure to see evil personified
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-07-2011, 04:18 PM
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Sodomites are not welcome here. [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Cyril/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Who said I was? Looks like you’re “godlike side” doesn’t really work on guessing who people really are.
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A wild guess: you are Cyril?
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Would you please stop eating other countries!
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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01-07-2011, 05:39 PM
i am sad to see how racist is god.
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01-07-2011, 05:45 PM
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i am sad to see how racist is god.
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Just how is God a racist?
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01-07-2011, 05:47 PM
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i am sad to see how racist is god.
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First of all, how can God be a racist when He is a Godly white man himself?
Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
Second of all, even if God was a racist, that shouldn't make you sad, because God decides what is good and evil. Have you no moral compass at all?
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01-07-2011, 06:07 PM
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i am sad to see how racist is god.
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How can God be a racist if He created all races?
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