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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-21-2019, 07:14 PM

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I am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

What about being black or a globe-earther?
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-25-2019, 04:44 AM

I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-25-2019, 10:24 PM

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I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
Two things are wrong, actually. Three if you count your atrocious grammar.


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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-25-2019, 11:27 PM

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Two things are wrong, actually. Three if you count your atrocious grammar.
you cant defend your precious book so you attack the grammar of someone on drugs. thats low dude.
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-25-2019, 11:32 PM

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I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
Of course you cannot see what's wrong, you are an autist. All kinds of idiots have the same problem, not having a clue of what is happening.


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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-25-2019, 11:33 PM

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I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
You could just read the opening post of this thread to clear up the autism part, you know.

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you cant defend your precious book so you attack the grammar of someone on drugs. thats low dude.
Dana is not a dude, dear.

Also, while I admit it is hard to discern between posts written by people with exceedingly low IQ and people taking drugs, but, on the flip side, only people with exceedingly low IQ take drugs. The difference is that people with low IQ who are not on drugs can take constructive criticism (that means, what Dana said) and try to improve.

Will you?
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-25-2019, 11:47 PM

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You could just read the opening post of this thread to clear up the autism part, you know.

Dana is not a dude, dear.

Also, while I admit it is hard to discern between posts written by people with exceedingly low IQ and people taking drugs, but, on the flip side, only people with exceedingly low IQ take drugs. The difference is that people with low IQ who are not on drugs can take constructive criticism (that means, what Dana said) and try to improve.

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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-25-2019, 11:49 PM

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I'm not a dude.
Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
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Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
calling you a lady would imply that i have respect for you
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calling you a lady would imply that i have respect for you
Excuse me, Mr. Seed, but that is no way to address anybody, especially a lady as highly-respected as our dear Sister Basilissa. You need to learn some manners if you wish to get along with the servants on .

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I'm not a dude.
Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
Not only is he autistic and gay (and a furry from the posts in another thread) but he's retarded too! I'm not so sure that he can be saved and I won't waste another prayer for his soul!


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What's wrong friend is your parents performed a Moral Frankenstein Experiment with your Soul, and if you don't get right with Jesus He'll burn you for ever and ever and ever! Now tell me, could there really be a stinky butthole to poke worth burning forever? Why not scratch and sniff a dead cat and poke it with a stick instead to meet your perverted needs of smelling the dank waft of decay otherwise emanating from a gay man's anus? Or roll in a pile of cow dung and matt that in your hair to feed your fix while you learn the value of prayer? There's nothing about the gay lifestyle that you won't regret when you see Jesus laughing at your pain and misery (Psalm 2:2-4). Your parents clearly didn't love you, but as a Christian lady, I do! I love you enough to tell you to shape up and get your life together!


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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-31-2019, 08:10 PM

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dude. how much thought do you put into this crap?

Hey wait a second! You're that guy from a video game I used to play when I was a heathen! YOU CLAIM TO BE GOD! I'm reporting you and cursing you.
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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 02-26-2021, 05:45 PM

New information suggests the mother may be to blame for giving their children the Gay as early as conception. Researchers at Landover Baptist University speculate this is due to the inability of atheist, non-Christian, or false Christian adults to genuinely love their offspring. Jesus is the source of Love, and so those who slam the doors of their hearts to His Divinely Glowy Face are incapable of truly understanding Love (1 John 4:8). There is also the possibility of pure defiance and hatred towards anything good.

Godless researchers at the University of California in Davis report finding biomarkers in mother’s plasma predict a type of autism in offspring with 100% accuracy. The city of Davis, California reports a lower than state average population of Christians (37.1% compared to the state at 45.5%). Most of those are Catholic, and considering the population, are probably the "Cafeteria Catholic" type that pick and chose the parts of the church service they want to be important, or "CEOs," the Christmas and Easter Only church-goers. Suffice it to say, being Catholic is about as Christian as being Hindu, but that doesn't stop them from messing up demographic data.

This raises many questions. Why are the researchers in Davis fiddling around in mother's wombs? Is this some kind of new fetal pedophilia? What is it about the women there who hate children so much they would raise them to spit in the Redeemer's Eye? Is the university paying women to get pregnant so they can test out some new Gay Development Program? Do women in California simply lack the normal human capacity for loving their children and Davis is just a convenient city to poke and prod in their naughty bits?


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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 07-15-2021, 05:02 PM

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You need more than one row seat?... How obese are you, sweetie?
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You need more than one row seat?... How obese are you, sweetie?
Good question, Sister. I had a gamer-nephew of sorts who broke a chair. . . Actually, he broke a couple of chairs. One he broke by sitting in it and the other he smashed in a rage because his game was cut off unexpectedly.

But I just love it when they come here to lecture us about all the great social good that their games offer to the community. And when they proceed to trash the Bible without having carefully read it, or they deny the authority of the Bible and then assure us that we're headed to the Hell that it describes, it never fails to put a smile on my face.

It's also fun when they tell us we're cruel and intolerant because we actually know what is in the Bible and want to make sure other people know as well. Somehow, the fact that they just cannot contain themselves with the urge to inform us what their game is REALLY about as opposed to what people think it is about doesn't fall in the same category of behavior.


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Oh, Dear help us, dear Sister Basilissa! Why, on 's green Earth, would someone need more than one seat -- in a front row, or anywhere?! Judging by the rebellious comments from Miss Play, I have a suspicion that gluttony may very well be one of her many sins.

Philippians 3:19 "Whose end is destruction, whose is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things."

Certainly, if she is as big as a house, she would then need many seats, and possibly even many rows of seats.



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But I just love it when they come here to lecture us about all the great social good that their games offer to the community.
I suppose one could argue that these children's games keep them at home, mostly in the dark, isolated from the rest of us? And they keep the junk-food industry in business, to the great benefit of investors. Obviously after their premature deaths from obesity or a brain clot inspired by a fit of rage, they will look at the Lake of Fire and regret it.


Although God took a dim view of Cain's attitude to Abel (Genesis 4:8-12), I don't think He would consider these people to be our brethren.


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