I know Brother Zeke must be awfully proud of young Zeke, Jr. for his speaking up in Church last Sunday about the rewards of a boy balling with his mom. There's no doubt whose son he is!
It's like young Zeke said, it's not just True Christian™ girls – and their low-slung Jesus thongs – who need to bring a little purity into their lives. True Christian™ boys have been known to be sorely tempted by the M-activity and even – as was the case with Monty's unfortunately departed son – practice their Greco-Roman wrestling holds on each other, while their clothes are in the wash (if you don't know the story, don't ask).
Which is why young Zeke encouraged all of the boys and Moms to sign up for Landover's very first
"Knight To Remember", a purity ball for boys and Moms which, technically, was supposed to be held this weekend but has been postponed until someone registers. The ball's organizers, Sisters Talitha and BAB, remain hopeful – especially after young Zeke's Godly recommendation. Attaboy, Zeke, Jr.!
Those interested in the ball can read about the Sioux Falls event: