Finally, a news source for people with short attention-spans. Based on the wikipedia current events page.
Complications of pregnancy
Research published in JAMA Internal Medicine describes that mothers should wait at least a year between giving birth and getting pregnant again to reduce health risks to mother and baby. (BBC)
Health risks include getting blisters while marching in Migrant Caravans....
German convicted serial killer and former nurse Niels Högel begins his third trial...
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Let's ignore traditional gender roles" they said.
"Of course a man can be a nurse without going crazy" they said.
Assange v Swedish Prosecution Authority
A judge in Ecuador rules against WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange, who had contested new rules imposed on him in the country's embassy in London. Assange had argued that the conditions violated his "fundamental rights and freedoms", and were intended to force him to leave. His lawyers have appealed against the ruling. Assange took refuge in the embassy six years ago to avoid extradition to Sweden in a sexual assault case that has since been dropped. (BBC)
Riiiight, nobody is going to remember a rape accusation from six years ago. Unless you convert to Islam.
NASA's Parker Solar Probe becomes the closest ever spacecraft to the Sun. The previous record was set in April 1976 by the Helios 2 spacecraft. (BBC)
Coincidentally, April 1976 was when druggies discovered that it's fun to pretend that The Wizard Of Oz lines up with Dark Side Of The Moon.
Click here for a REAL look at the cosmos.
Syrian Civil War
The National Museum of Damascus reopens to the public six years after it was closed due to the war. (BBC)
Still A FAKE MUSEUM with FAKE EXHIBITS - it refused to accept our Noah Ark fragments, just like every other FAKE MUSEUM. The only important thing to happen involving Damascus was someone changing is mind and NOT going there. See Acts 9, Acts 22, Acts 26.
Births
Albert Ellis Hayes was born, he can grow up to be whatever he wants to be.
A wikipedia nerd successfully impregnated a woman? Now THAT is big news. Might even be a
sign of the apocalypse.