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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 12:43 AM
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Typical case of psychological projection, I'd say!
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 08:32 AM
Mr. Hold, I have a question for you.
You and your cronies claim that the Rapture will happen next Thursday. However, the elections will take place several weeks after that.
Why are you running as a candidate? Do you:
a. believe you are not going to be Raptured, which means you are not a "true christian?"
b. believe the Rapture will not happen by then, in contrast with all your followers?
c. believe you will be Raptured and will not even be present at the time of the elections, which makes it useless to vote for you?
I would like to hear your answer, mr. Hold!
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
I would like to hear your answer, mr. Hold!
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Those are excellent questions Miss Cassandra. Let everyone see if Johny Joe Hold will give an honest answer to your questions.
To be clear on my own opinion on this. The world is not going to end on March 4, 2010.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Mr. Hold, I have a question for you.
You and your cronies claim that the Rapture will happen next Thursday. However, the elections will take place several weeks after that.
Why are you running as a candidate? Do you:
a. believe you are not going to be Raptured, which means you are not a "true christian?"
b. believe the Rapture will not happen by then, in contrast with all your followers?
c. believe you will be Raptured and will not even be present at the time of the elections, which makes it useless to vote for you?
I would like to hear your answer, mr. Hold!
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Miss Cassandra--My worthy opponent wisely has deferred your questions to me. I am only too happy to provide clear and concise answers to your questions.
When I am elected Mayor, I plan to advance the True Christian™ beliefs of the Landover Baptiat Church. In addition, I will investigate the unseemly links between certain individuals in our community and the government of Iceland. By working tirelessly to advance these goals, I believe we can look forward to a bright future in Freehold. Thank you for these thoughtful questions and I hope my answer addresses directly your concerns.
Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
When I am elected Mayor
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Can you hurry up please? This Kong guy is starting to get annoying.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 07:19 PM
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Can you hurry up please? This Kong guy is starting to get annoying.
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It will happens as God's Law ordains. Be patient.
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Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 10:21 PM
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This Kong guy
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Maybe I should start calling you Crunky .
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 10:54 PM
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Mr. Hold, I have a question for you.
You and your cronies claim that the Rapture will happen next Thursday.
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Miss Cassandra--In an earlier post I failed to cover as issue that seems to underlye much of the questions and positions you discuss. I think an issue close to your heart is this: What is the role of women in Freehold?
While I follow the scripture closely on this issue, I do not want anyone to think I am from the "old school" that looks down on women. To the contrary.
I want the public record to reflect that I believe women are fully capable of reading the scripture. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just no friend of mine. Such a person does not belong in public service in the year 2010. That is why I encourage you to read, and read some more, your KJV 1610. Girls like yourself make me proud when I see them with their Bibles.
After reading the scripture, and I'm sure you would agree with me on this, you would want to make an appointment with one of the wonderful men who pastor our Church to go over and fill in the meaning of what you have read.
God bless you.
Johny Joe Hold
The Hold that keeps you close to God.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
Maybe I should start calling you Crunky .
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One of these days you will have to make a choice. You will have to decide if you feel lucky. Now do you feel lucky, PUNK?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-27-2010, 11:39 PM
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Landover Baptiat Church
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It is the Landover Bapti st Church.
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
your KJV 1610
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It is the KJV 161 1.
I am surprised to learn that someone who claims to be a Christian makes mistakes like these.
I am starting to believe the rumors about your diplomas being bought on the Internet are true.
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Now do you feel lucky
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Yes I do.
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- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-28-2010, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
Yes I do.
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Excellent...
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-28-2010, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
Those are excellent questions Miss Cassandra. Let everyone see if Johny Joe Hold will give an honest answer to your questions.
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Well, I expected him to dodge my questions in a political, underhanded way, but apparently mr. Hold is even too stupid for that:
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Miss Cassandra--My worthy opponent wisely has deferred your questions to me. I am only too happy to provide clear and concise answers to your questions.
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Nice to hear at least you're happy, mr. Hold. Now the rest of the population of Freehold.
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When I am elected Mayor, I plan to advance the True Christian™ beliefs of the Landover Baptiat Church. In addition, I will investigate the unseemly links between certain individuals in our community and the government of Iceland. By working tirelessly to advance these goals, I believe we can look forward to a bright future in Freehold.
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Why are you obsessed with eskimoes? And who are those "Baptiats?"
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I hope my answer addresses directly your concerns.
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Well, what do you think yourself, smart guy...
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I think an issue close to your heart is this: What is the role of women in Freehold?
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It's still not the Rapture, but at least it's something more concrete.
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While I follow the scripture closely on this issue, I do not want anyone to think I am from the "old school" that looks down on women. To the contrary.
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So you differ in opinion with all Landover Baptist Pastors? Do they realize that themselves?
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That is why I encourage you to read, and read some more, your KJV 1610. Girls like yourself make me proud when I see them with their Bibles.
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2010? Do you know what these "true christians" think of people who use other bible versions than the 2011?
Mr. Hold, you're a fraud. And you're not deceiving me, you're deceiving your own "true christian" followers. This is proven by the following facts about you:
1. You're unable to address the "rapture" question your true christian "brothers" talk so much about.
2. You follow heretic bible versions
3. Your views on the role of women aren't "true christian."
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-28-2010, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
Maybe I should start calling you Crunky .
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Someone owes Cranky an apology. He is a venerated member of Landover and an upstanding citizen of Freehold and a really old dude.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-28-2010, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
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Why do you dress like a Whore of Babylon ?
Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.
Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
02-28-2010, 11:46 PM
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Why do you dress like a Whore of Babylon ?
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Excuse me? At what point did you convince yourself that I dress like this:
Revelation 17:4
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
I dislike reddish tints. I prefer green. And abominations make you obese, so I don't drink them.
You are somewhat confused, mr. Reconstruction. And you want to lead Freehold?
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
03-01-2010, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Excuse me? At what point did you convince yourself that I dress like this:
Revelation 17:4
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
I dislike reddish tints. I prefer green. And abominations make you obese, so I don't drink them.
You are somewhat confused, mr. Reconstruction. And you want to lead Freehold?
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Watch your sassy mouth miss cassie. That's why I used to advise your father to lay on the Christian beatings. Obviously he didn't follow my advice often enough.
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Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
03-01-2010, 12:46 AM
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Watch your sassy mouth miss cassie. That's why I used to advise your father to lay on the Christian beatings. Obviously he didn't follow my advice often enough.
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Obviously. He certainly would have killed me years ago if he had listened to you, so this would have made me unable to give you the following answer now:
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
03-01-2010, 12:47 AM
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Obviously. He certainly would have killed me years ago if he had listened to you, so this would have made me unable to give you the following answer now:
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That's very flattering, but a simple "thank you pastor" would do.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
03-01-2010, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Excuse me? At what point did you convince yourself that I dress like this:
Revelation 17:4
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
I dislike reddish tints. I prefer green. And abominations make you obese, so I don't drink them.
You are somewhat confused, mr. Reconstruction. And you want to lead Freehold?
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My dear you are obviously in your monthly unclean time, I forgive you.
Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.
Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.
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Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference -
03-01-2010, 01:36 AM
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My dear you are obviously in your monthly unclean time, I forgive you.
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Forgive me? You are disappointed I do not dress like the Whore of Babylon? Why is that, mr. Reconstruction? Do you have a fetish for such a thing? I'm sure your christian followers would like you to be open about that!
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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