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Default Al Qaeda Butt Bomb - New Horrors Coming from the TSA? - 11-18-2010, 11:26 AM

Brothers in Christ, It's difficult for me to broach this subject and it mainly concerns a coming potential threat to men from Obama's socialist government.

I'm sure everyone by now is outraged at the TSA airport security and the "pat downs" from the viral video of one incensed traveler about touching his "junk" (tallywhacker). These new "procedures" were no doubt a response to the failed attempt by a mooselimb terrorist last December that hid a bomb in his underwear (and only succeeded in turning his tallywhacker into a grilled bratwurst).

There is no discounting the depravity of the mooselimb religion, and it certainly explains why they get so upset when anyone even draws a picture of their "prophet" moohammed (piss be upon him). I'm not sure which books of ishamm (there are several - koran, hadith, figh, etc.) promotes their despicable practices, but they seem as hell bent as the cathylicks in doing things with their anus's that our One True God never intended. We've all seen the stories of their adventures with sheep, goats and young boys, but many of you may have missed this recent story of their "invention" of the "Butt Bomb".

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LONDON, Sept. 28, 2009
Al Qaeda Bombers Learn from Drug Smugglers
New Technique of Storing Bomb Materials Inside Body Cavity Nearly Kills a Saudi Prince
By Sheila MacVicar

(CBS) Al Qaeda has developed a new tactic that allows suicide bombers to breach even the tightest security, as CBS News correspondent Sheila MacVicar reports.

Inside a Saudi palace, the scene was the bloody aftermath of an al Qaeda attack in August aimed at killing Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of Saudi Arabia's counter terrorism operations.

To get his bomb into this room, Abdullah Asieri, one of Saudi Arabia's most wanted men, avoided detection by two sets of airport security including metal detectors and palace security. He spent 30 hours in the close company of the prince's own secret service agents - all without anyone suspecting a thing.

How did he do it?

Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.

This was a meticulously planned operation with al Qaeda once again producing something new: this time, the Trojan bomber.

The blast left the prince lightly wounded - a failure as an assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/...n5347847.shtml
Now if past is prologue, and the "underwear" bomber prompted Obama's TSA to institute the degrading homersexual "pat downs" and assaults on our women, words can not describe what is coming next. I encourage you to watch the following video and contemplate just what is going to be taking place the next time you want to board an airplane in the very near future.



I'm informed that women are acquainted with this device, but I personally have no intention of undergoing this experience. If George W. Bush were still in the White House he would never have allowed us to get into our present situation. This could all be solved with just a few of our many thermonuclear devices that we have in stock.


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Default Re: Al Qaeda Butt Bomb - New Horrors Coming from the TSA? - 11-18-2010, 12:31 PM

I was in London and remember when these abominations were arrested, and how all their mohammedan cronies were like:
"oh yeah, they got the wrong people, innit"
"they're a lovely couple they just had a baby blah blah blah"
and there was a backlash brewing - so the authorities decided to release some of their intelligence, and yes, they had just had a baby and the baby was the bomb, innit.

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Default Re: Al Qaeda Butt Bomb - New Horrors Coming from the TSA? - 11-18-2010, 02:49 PM

What a horrifying idea.

I find it very dis.turban the whole idea of an AlQaida butt bomb.
I would imagine that by the time the police reach the bomb factory to seize the artefacts the evil swine would already have rect'em to destroy the evidence.

Buttockourse, you can never be sure with these people.
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Default Re: Al Qaeda Butt Bomb - New Horrors Coming from the TSA? - 11-18-2010, 03:17 PM

I suppose we'll now have to call the suicide bummers?


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Default Re: Al Qaeda Butt Bomb - New Horrors Coming from the TSA? - 11-20-2010, 06:44 AM

What will Peter Labarbera say when he's forced to undergo a body cavity search performed by Barney Frank?

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Americans For Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH) today questioned the propriety of “same-gender” TSA (Transportation Security Administration) “pat-downs” – if the TSA agents doing the “patting down” are homosexual, lesbian or bisexual.

Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano went out of her way yesterday to stress that the TSA pat-downs are “same-gender” – mostly to reassure women that men will not be groping them at airports in the name of safety.

“But what about homosexual TSA agents?” AFTAH President Peter LaBarbera responded. “Isn’t it just as inappropriate for a ‘gay’ male TSA agent to pat down male travelers as it is for a normal, heterosexual male TSA agent to pat down female travelers?

“The reality is, most traveling men would not want Barney Frank to pat them down at the airport security checkpoint,” LaBarbera said. “Neither would it be fair to assign Ellen DeGeneres to pat down female travelers. (In the same vein, the Army should no more force normal male soldiers to shower and bunk with homosexual male soldiers than it would force females soldiers to bunk and shower with their male counterparts.)”


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Default Re: Al Qaeda Butt Bomb - New Horrors Coming from the TSA? - 07-20-2012, 07:36 AM

While this story is almost two years old now, there has been some recent uncovering of new information regarding what the mooselimbs have been up to concerning it.

The one thing that we could always rely on these false moon god allah (piss be upon him) worshipers to do was to outlaw the practice of sodomy and severely punish its practice. According to the following article, one of their clerics has now issued a fatwa that permits sodomy for the purpose of enlarging the rectum to permit the insertion of explosives.

All True Christians™ should be on the lookout for mooselimbs practicing sodomy – they are up to no good (in more ways than disobeying God's edict). If you happen to be a homer, beware that you may unwittingly have explosives inserted into your rectum by way of being penetrated by one of these mooselimb pricks.

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Sodomy "For the Sake of Islam"
by Raymond Ibrahim
Originally published by the Gatestone Institute
July 12, 2012

Not only did the original "underwear bomber" Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri "feigned repentance for his jihadi views"—but this "holy-warrior" apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly sodomize him to "widen" his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the fatwas of Islamic clerics.

A 2010 Arabic news video that aired on Fadak TV gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed al-Asiri and other jihadis of an "innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives."

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for "martyrdom and the virgins of paradise," one jihadi (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?"

After praising Allah, the sheikh's fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

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However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that 'necessity makes permissible the prohibited.' And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.
Two important and complementary points emerge from this matter: 1) that jihad is the "pinnacle" of Islam—for it makes Islam supreme (based on a Muhammad hadith); and 2) that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." These axioms are not limited to modern day fatwas, but in fact, were crystallized centuries ago, agreed to by the ulema, or Islam's leading doctrinaires.

The result is that, because making Islam supreme through jihad is the greatest priority, anything and everything that is otherwise banned becomes permissible. All that comes to matter is one's intention, or niyya.

From here one may understand the many ostensible incongruities of Islamic history: lying is forbidden—but permissible to empower Islam; intentionally killing women and children is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad; suicide is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad, called "martyrdom."

Indeed, the Five Pillars of Islam—including prayer and fasting—may be ignored during the jihad. (So important was the duty of jihad that the Ottoman sultans, who often spent half their lives on the battlefield, were not permitted to perform the obligatory pilgrimage to Mecca.)

More recently, these ideas appeared in different form during Egypt's elections, when Islamic leaders portrayed voting as a form of jihad—leading to the abuse and even killing of those not voting for the Muslim Brotherhood.

According to these two doctrines—which culminate in empowering Islam, no matter how—one may expect anything from would-be jihadis, regardless of how dubious the effort may otherwise seem.



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Default Re: Al Qaeda Butt Bomb - New Horrors Coming from the TSA? - 07-20-2012, 10:23 AM

I'm not exactly sure; but I believe these devices were originally invented to make mudslum males anal cavities larger to better accomadate a donkey's penis. Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure I'm correct.
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I'm not exactly sure; but I believe these devices were originally invented to make mudslum males anal cavities larger to better accomadate a donkey's penis. Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure I'm correct.
I thought they preferred camels, Brother.


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I thought they preferred camels, Brother.
Yes, I've heard that. Butt (ha-ha, sorry just had to throw that in there) I've also heard there was a similiar device that would not make the anal cavity larger, but smaller.

This was used to better accomadate the sensation when mudslum males were allowing young mudslum boys to have anal sex with them with their obviously smaller peinis's.

It felt better for the boys and also for the men.

Again, please don't quote me. I find muslim history disgusting and I usually puke after reading a chapter or two.
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