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"RAPTURED RAPISTS"
A loving and caring Rape Ministry dedicated to helping the real victims -- the Men.





Brothers and Sisters in Christ, (especially Brothers)

I, the Rev. Jim Osborne have launched a new ministry dedicated to helping the forgotten, ignored, and neglected victims of rape...the men. While there are many ministries out there helping female rape victims, there is an astonishingly deplorable vacuum of ministries helping the men who committed these rapes. This ministry changes that.

Few people are aware that there are two victims in a rape -- the woman and the man. Often times the woman is a flamboyant attention whore who wants everybody to feel sorry for her so she goes on Oprah to tell her harrowing ordeal of being raped. Yet, the men in these cases are tossed aside. Shunned by family, friends, and co-workers, humiliated in the media, and worse, incarcerated for years in maximum security prisons.

This is why this ministry is opened for the forgotten male victims of rape. We provide 100% completely anonymous support and loving, True Christian™ counseling. Often times after a rape, a man is extremely emotionally distraught. His head is full of thoughts: "Why did I do that?", "Am I going to get caught?", "When will I do it again?". He is in a very anxious, depressed, obsessed, and suffering mental state. Sometimes he needs a person to talk to and that is what this ministry offers.

Our counseling staff is made up of men so we can relate to what our male victims are going through. We make sure to ease their minds about what they've done and do our best to make sure it doesn't happen again. We use the Word of God and witness to these men. Statistics show the vast majority of rapists are not True Christians™, instead they are papist mary-worshippers, racist negro muslims, or especially, atheists. These men commit rape because they lead troubled lives. This ministry is dedicated to helping them out of their dire situations and on the path to True Christianity™.

We understand what a man must be going through to commit something as horrible as rape. Only a man who is under extreme emotional duress and lacking a relationship with Jesus Christ will do such a heinous act. These men need to be Saved® and this ministry provides it.

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28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
As well, we give Biblical counseling on what a rapist should do. Since the Bible teaches us that a man who rapes a woman should marry her and her pay her father 50 shekels of silver, we provide Marital Counseling for the man and the rape victim/wife-to-be. Often a man is hesitant about marrying his female victim since he is using her as an outlet for his violent or sexual deviant fantasies. Usually he has no tender feelings towards her, or even knows her name! However, we make it very clear that Jesus wants him to marry her or suffer an eternity in Hell. We also provide financial support just in case the rapist does not have the 50 shekels of silver to pay to his future father-in-law.

So if you have recently committed a rape and need someone to talk to, contact one of the pastors here or email Rev. Jim Osborne at revjimosborne@gmail.com for free and anonymous rape counseling. If you are a male member of the church and would like to volunteer your services, contact us as well.

We can put a stop to rape. But only if we address the needs of both victims.

Yours in Christ,

Rev. Jim Osborne



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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 09-09-2009, 05:06 AM

This is a great idea Rev. Jim. I'm sure that if he knew that he was going to have to marry the woman, most men would think twice about raping them. If you had been contacted by Glenn Beck, that information would be kept private, right?


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 09-09-2009, 06:22 AM

Wonderful idea Reverend!

But I'm curious. Secular law forbids polygamy, but what if he raped more than one harlo- err.. Girl?


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 09-09-2009, 03:00 PM

Rev. Osborne, you are a saint among sinners. I knew a fellow years ago (back in my college days) that could of really used your new ministry.

I recall swinging by his room a few days after home coming. It was filled with empty beer cans and some sort of sweet smoky smell. His eyes were bloodshot, he needed a shave and his breath was atrocious. He was sitting on his bed, watching KungFu theater on his TV, weeping. Now I would weep from time to time watching those badly dubbed shows myself and thought perhaps I, a True Christian Frat Brother™, could cheer him up. After a bit, I got him to open up. Apparently, he had 'relations' with a few sorority girls the night of the party in a drunken stupor. I had read in the paper earlier that morning about a couple of girls who claimed they were raped at the party. Their ID of the assailant vaguely sounded like my friend though it could of described 1,000 other of the 10,000+ fine fellows at school. Well, without any concrete proof (apparently the attacker wore a condom and took it with him) of guilt, my friend was terrified at what would happen. Was this going to mean a life time of taunts and shame? Was his educational opportunity ruined? Let me tell you, the weight of the world was on the poor lads shoulders. The idea that he was going to have to pay 50 shekels to each girls father and marry all of the girls (none of them, according to him, were 'that good'). Well, this fellow ended up leaving school in disgrace and moved to Utah with his six wives. I visited him last spring.... very sad.



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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 09-19-2009, 02:42 AM

We need your help and prayers for our fallen brother, Joseph Lee Frye! Mr. Frye was recently arrested for raping an elderly woman. Wehave used our donations that generous supporters like you have given, in order to raise enough money for the bail -- but the draconian judge denied the bail!

So now, we are asking for your prayers. Let us all pray for Joseph that he finds Jesus Christ and sins no more. Pray for our ministry to help lead this lost sheep into the loving arms of Jesus. This poor man's life is now turned upside down. It is our Christian duty to help him.

Any True Christians™ in Florida are invited to come on a special evangelical mission to visit him while in prison to provide witnessing and emotional support for Mr. Frye. I myself like flying down to Florida in the winter time, so I will be able to join the missionaries later this year.

You can read about Mr. Frye's case here.




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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 09-19-2009, 03:10 AM

Back when I was working the streets, occasionally one of my johns would get a little rough. I learned to just take it, as fighting back only made the jerks angrier. And you gotta cut a guy pretty deep to get him to stop completely, once he gets rolling I mean. I'm pretty damned sure none of the guys that hit me were True Christians, but alot of them did some talking about God, if you know what I mean!

One time, I was in the emergency room getting stitches in my split lip, and this busy-body social worker came up to me and started acting all "supportive".

She gave me the old "No means no" and "Even whores can be raped" BS. I told her to go piss up a rope! "Even whores can be raped"? Please! If you don't want some scummy dude doing his business and taking his frustrations out on ya, get a job as an effing waitress. The way I look at it, I was performing a public service. Alot of these guys would have gotten pretty pent up if they didn't let out a little steam on my sorry ass.

I do think The Rev's got a good idea though. If some dude thinks God is watching while he's smacking some chick around, he might think twice about it.





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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 01-20-2010, 09:33 AM

wow jim i looked at your profile pic, you look like the devil himself ! HAHAHAHA you're the trash! you're the one who will burn in hell!


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wow jim i looked at your profile pic, you look like the devil himself ! HAHAHAHA you're the trash! you're the one who will burn in hell!
You are blind and stupid. A combination that almost assures eternal damnation. You seem to think hell is just a big joke. Yet the Holy Bible says it is better to cut of your own hand than to go to hell. Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". Is that really what you want? Are you sure?


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Rev. Osborne, you are a saint among sinners. I knew a fellow years ago (back in my college days) that could of really used your new ministry.

I recall swinging by his room a few days after home coming. It was filled with empty beer cans and some sort of sweet smoky smell. His eyes were bloodshot, he needed a shave and his breath was atrocious. He was sitting on his bed, watching KungFu theater on his TV, weeping. Now I would weep from time to time watching those badly dubbed shows myself and thought perhaps I, a True Christian Frat Brother™, could cheer him up. After a bit, I got him to open up. Apparently, he had 'relations' with a few sorority girls the night of the party in a drunken stupor. I had read in the paper earlier that morning about a couple of girls who claimed they were raped at the party. Their ID of the assailant vaguely sounded like my friend though it could of described 1,000 other of the 10,000+ fine fellows at school. Well, without any concrete proof (apparently the attacker wore a condom and took it with him) of guilt, my friend was terrified at what would happen. Was this going to mean a life time of taunts and shame? Was his educational opportunity ruined? Let me tell you, the weight of the world was on the poor lads shoulders. The idea that he was going to have to pay 50 shekels to each girls father and marry all of the girls (none of them, according to him, were 'that good'). Well, this fellow ended up leaving school in disgrace and moved to Utah with his six wives. I visited him last spring.... very sad.

Really a heartbreaking story.
But what a coincidence! All six were gipsies!


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 01-20-2010, 11:03 PM

Rev Jim... I may not be as enlightened as others... But what you say makes sense to me!! I'd like to chat with you sometime...
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"RAPTURED RAPISTS"
A loving and caring Rape Ministry dedicated to helping the real victims -- the Men.






The Lord has truly inspired you in this great venture. I would like to offer to help in any way I can. When it comes down to it we have all been victimized by women, and it's time to get out there and do some good for our brothers.


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 03-25-2010, 03:11 PM

i am not sorry to say this, but this man deserves to stay in jail for a long long time.

he raped an old woman, stole her jewelery and a gun that she had in her home. then he led the police on a six day manhunt until he was captured.

please don't tell me that this man was in full right to do those crimes.

as if you do, it means you are the same kind of people that this man is, pure evil...
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i am not sorry to say this, but this man deserves to stay in jail for a long long time.

he raped an old woman, stole her jewelery and a gun that she had in her home. then he led the police on a six day manhunt until he was captured.

please don't tell me that this man was in full right to do those crimes.

as if you do, it means you are the same kind of people that this man is, pure evil...
Oh now it is the liberal blame the victim game. Look that man was entrapped by that old lady and the way she flaunted her body at him. What else was he supposed to do?

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Oh now it is the liberal blame the victim game. Look that man was entrapped by that old lady and the way she flaunted her body at him. What else was he supposed to do?

Have some compassion.
its not that i don't feel for the poor guy but he has to fallow the rules.

if you rape, you go to jail.

you know what i think he should have done??

he should have shot the cow ( in self defense of course) and then he could have stated in court that he was trying to pump some life into her. you know, giving her crp. and that would have been generous of his behalf as it was he who was the victim. of course he knows nothing about cpr. so ok he did it wrong but hey he tried his best.

but as he didn't do it that way, i am forced to believe that he is evil.
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its not that i don't feel for the poor guy but he has to fallow the rules.

if you rape, you go to jail.
No, the rules are you rape, you marry the woman. That is what God's law says.

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you know what i think he should have done??

he should have shot the cow ( in self defense of course) and then he could have stated in court that he was trying to pump some life into her. you know, giving her crp. and that would have been generous of his behalf as it was he who was the victim. of course he knows nothing about cpr. so ok he did it wrong but hey he tried his best.
Typical self serving secularist; twist the rules around to justify actions you know are awful. As a Christian I am disgusted.

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why would he wan't to marry a dead woman??

yes i am disgusted by this as well. i'm glad we agree on that.

i was not judging him, i was suggesting to god to take it under consideration to judge the fella.
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wan't is not a word like can't or won't.
want it is then.

but the reason for that i want him in jail is that i find his face creepy and i don't want creepy people walking around freely.

is that so wrong of me?
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want it is then.

but the reason for that i want him in jail is that i find his face creepy and i don't want creepy people walking around freely.

is that so wrong of me?
yes, you are judging by appearances and we Christians find that unacceptable. It is not like he is a pie stealing hamite or a dirty fornicating hippy, you can't call someone a criminal just because they look creepy like this guy does.



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yes, you are judging by appearances and we Christians find that unacceptable. It is not like he is a pie stealing hamite or a dirty fornicating hippy, you can't call someone a criminal just because they look creepy like this guy does.
i'm glad we agree on that this guy is creepy.

well he didn't steal a pie but he stole jewels.

and i'm not judging creepy people for anything. i just don't want to have them around me.
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