[HTannor]

Rumors on the internets today are saying Ayatollah Khamenei is dead. Shout Glory!

[Wide-Open]

Praise! Never heard of him though. Did he blow himself up?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Isn't he the president of Iraquistan?

[HTannor]

Rumor: Is Ayatollah Khamenei dead, in a coma or only isolating himself?






























Rumor has it that the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader of Iran, is either dead or in a coma.
British newspaper "The Telegraph" published an article on its blog on Thursday saying Iran’s 70 years old supreme leader “is dead.”

An unnamed but suggests reliable source said that the Iranian Ayatollah “collapsed Thursday afternoon, at 2.15 pm local time.” The British Newspaper quoted the source saying, “Khamenei is in the hand of GOD.”

Rumor circulating that the grand Ayatollah has been poisoned, but the few insiders who know about the collapse believed that “it was of natural cause and was not was not 'externally induced'” (no poisoning).

British newspaper The Guardian’s correspondent in Iran said on Thursday, "Discussions about Khamenei's health problems are legion. He has prostate, lung and lymphatic cancer; he is an opium addict; he has a mouth full of false teeth since a bomb attack 28 years ago that also cost him the use of an arm; doctors have given him at most two years to live".

So far, there has not been any official reaction to these rumors, but "Tabnak," a popular website close to former Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps commander Mohsen Rezai, dismissed them, describing them as a “fantasy.”
On this note, the Iranian Embassy in Beirut denied any knowledge of the issue.

If Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has really lapsed into a coma and is near death, a succession struggle is likely to ensue in Tehran.

Iran was wracked by protests over what many believed was a fraudulent election that returned Ahmadinejad for a second term as President of Iran.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Khamenei dead ??

Probably as a result of being buggered by a rutting camel !!




Hey Satan:

INCOMING !!!

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Isn't he the president of Iraquistan?

Aha! Long beard, funny hat, wears a dress?

Oh wait...

[Bobby-Joe]

The stupid Moonworshiper didn't get the message when Jesus had him blown up thirty years ago, not when Christ inflicted prostate and lung cancer on him, not when Jesus gave two years to live. The whole times Khamenei clung to his Koran and assault rife like that was going to save him from hell!!! Well Khamenei how does Satan's barn tallywacker feel now?? Oh, it hurts, well too bad. You had your chance not rot like the sinner you are!!!! GLORY

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Are they gonna dump this one in the street too? Im keeping my T.V. glued to FUX News. for this one.

[Condescending]

Originally Posted by Don Bozo el Guapo

Are they gonna dump this one in the street too? Im keeping my T.V. glued to FUX News. for this one.

Yes, I will be doing the same thing although I hope they make a bonfire out of his body remains.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Condescending

Yes, I will be doing the same thing although I hope they make a bonfire out of his body remains.

I think he was referring to how the mob tore Ayatollah Khomeini out of his coffin and tossed his corpse around like a soccer ball.

[Lola Handcock]

Don't really matter much what they do with his body cause the devil himself got his soul ,iffin he had one .And I ain't real sure about that!