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Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-20-2008, 05:00 PM
It goes without saying that they are all Hellbound sinners for worshiping their unholy book.
On the other hand, there are no "cafeteria Ragheads" - they, unlike most so-called Christians, take their false religion seriously. In that respect, I almost admire them:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7516238.stm
Edit: Ooo - I like this! "Under Iran's strict penal code, men convicted of adultery should be buried up to their waists and women up to their chests for stoning. The stones used should not be large enough to kill the person immediately."
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-21-2008, 01:14 AM
Ah, I tend to agree on the excellent fervency of the faith of these jihadists and only wish a similar True Christian faith and justice system could be enacted here in America. A third term would have done it!
Stoning is exactly what the Lord of Hosts commands for so many abominations - Let no one question God's judgment when it comes to handing out justice and justice that is understandable and just to all!
As a point of interest, I noted that only 3 people have been stoned to death since 2002 - just think what that says of the crime rate! Mr McCain might wish to have a look at that.
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-21-2008, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Ah, I tend to agree on the excellent fervency of the faith of these jihadists and only wish a similar True Christian faith and justice system could be enacted here in America. A third term would have done it!
Stoning is exactly what the Lord of Hosts commands for so many abominations - Let no one question God's judgment when it comes to handing out justice and justice that is understandable and just to all!
As a point of interest, I noted that only 3 people have been stoned to death since 2002 - just think what that says of the crime rate! Mr McCain might wish to have a look at that.
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You have to give those Islamos credit. Pehaps they would like to purchase some Landover stoning buckets?
These really don't look that fancy:
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-21-2008, 01:59 AM
How come all the damned diaper-wearing crazies get all the fun, but when good God fearing Christians do it they're condemned as being savages??
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-21-2008, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
How come all the damned diaper-wearing crazies get all the fun, but when good God fearing Christians do it they're condemned as being savages??
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It's yet another example of multiculturalism run amok, Brother. I blame the eggheads and their ruthless enforcement of "diversity."
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-21-2008, 04:19 AM
Don't worry, Brothers! Once the Muslims invade the United States as they already have Europe, they'll be enforcing Sharia Law here as well!
It's not quite God's Law, but it's a step.
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-21-2008, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Don't worry, Brothers! Once the Muslims invade the United States as they already have Europe, they'll be enforcing Sharia Law here as well!
It's not quite God's Law, but it's a step.
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True. At least they don't indulge uppity feminazis or grant special rights to homers.
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-22-2008, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Billybob Sunday
"Under Iran's strict penal code, men convicted of adultery should be buried up to their waists and women up to their chests for stoning. The stones used should not be large enough to kill the person immediately."
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This is a perversion of God's law. Men are not subject to stoning for adultery, outside very narrow circumstance of those who rape a virgin who is betrothed to another (Deuteronomy 22:23-26).
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-29-2008, 01:26 AM
Funny some of you say you would prefer Sharia law over what we have now. This savage animals will take your Bibles away so quick and stone you so hard your head will spin. These people are lead by Satan himself. Mohammed was a Godless sodomite who is roasting in flames right now for his heresy.
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-29-2008, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SisterSidPhelps
Funny some of you say you would prefer Sharia law over what we have now. This savage animals will take your Bibles away so quick and stone you so hard your head will spin. These people are lead by Satan himself. Mohammed was a Godless sodomite who is roasting in flames right now for his heresy.
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Well secular democracy is no picnic either. Millions of babies are killed every week thanks to joo abortion doctors.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-29-2008, 08:51 AM
So you would rather have Muslims, the people I've seen you call "Mudslim", they would just call you infidels, kill everyone and use America to take over then rest of the world properly!
I'm not a Liar, and thats not a lie!
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
07-29-2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mindlessness
So you would rather have Muslims, the people I've seen you call "Mudslim", they would just call you infidels, kill everyone and use America to take over then rest of the world properly!
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Well, they can be converted. Experiments are underway in Gitmo to test various techniques....
They're only one God away from being Christians. What happened to your hippie tolerance, yougurt?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
08-16-2008, 04:05 AM
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Well secular democracy is no picnic either. Millions of babies are killed every week thanks to joo abortion doctors.
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This is very true, but think of how many Christian souls they could unsave if they took over the USA. America would lose its grace with God. I don't know what this world would be like if Mohammedan trash took over the US and Europe. I'd much rather the Mary worshipping Papists have control over our nation then those savages.
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
08-16-2008, 06:05 AM
Well, what if is interesting, but since we have the second Amendment to protect our God given right to own guns, those terrorist pedophiles will never step foot in God's country, except to run quicky marts!
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"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." Thomas Jefferson to Peter Carr, 1785
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"The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops" (Noah Webster, 1787)
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
08-16-2008, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SisterSidPhelps
...I'd much rather the Mary worshipping(sic) Papists have control over our nation then those savages.
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Perhaps a closer look at your various State and Federal courts is in order as well as some basic census data. The toothpaste is long out of the tube as far as Catholics in control goes!
Meanwhile... we Catholics, for the ten thousandth time here, venerate The Blessed Virgin Mary... we worship our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. We also tend towards using spell checking and grammar features so as to make sure we don't come across as some turnip farmers from some depressing Midwest state. ( Nudge-nudge wink-wink know what I mean?)
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Re: Mooselims to stone 9 to death for sex crimes -
08-18-2008, 02:40 AM
Actually according to the Sharia law, people of the book (Jews and Chrisitans) have FULL rights to worship, and their churches will remain, and the bible cannot be destroyed.
Let me quote the Quran:
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: "... and if God did not cause people to defend each other, monasteries, churches, synagogues and mosques would have been demolished in which God's name is often remembered" (Quran 22:40).
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And it says you cannot force others to be muslims
[quote ]" There shall be no compulsion in religion: the right way is now distinct from the wrong way. Anyone who denounces the devil and believes in GOD has grasped the strongest bond; one that never breaks. GOD is Hearer, Omniscient." Quran 2:256[/quote]
so its safe to say, if Sharia existed in America, chrisitans would be fine
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