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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 03:30 PM
Mayor Hold, I spent the evening with Bobby-Joe and the boys, we have worked out a plan to ensure the safety of all voters. Each voter will be vetted prior to entrance (be prepared to provide 100% verbatim recall of any passage from the KJV Holy Bible IN AMERICAN) to the voting area at the Crystal Cathedral. LBC photo ID is required! The entire time they are voting, they will have the assistance of a fully trained security man 'on your six' to ensure voting is performed according to LBC Charter. To simplify things and prevent 'chit gate', we have pre-completed forms for voter convince.
I think you are a shoe-in, based on my polling. I suspect the good Pastor is upset over his 'performance anxiety' at the 'Cubs and Bears' meeting.
Remember everyone, vote early, vote often!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 03:31 PM
Ms Larguez
Do you know anyone in Colombia?
Please respond soon.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 03:37 PM
I'm wondering, Pastor Zeke, if you have any other information about this Larguez woman. Now she is claiming she has compromising photographs of either you or I or both of us. She and her father were on my property for years--I don't like this.
If you have gained access to some top quality oppositional research firms in D.C. I'm thinking we could bring someone in to see if there is something in her background we could use. She went to the University of Iowa and there is a big homer community there. It would be worth a look at the records there:
https://multicultural.uiowa.edu/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 03:53 PM
Even though I am not a resident of Freehold, I am outraged by this Larguez harlot's attempts to challenge God's word and run against the Godly Mayor Hold. She claims to have lived in Freehold since she was a child, but clearly she hasn't read 1 Timothy 2:11-12 because if she had, she'd know better than to try to seek a position of power over Freehold's Godly men. If Esther ever announced that she was running for office, I'd do something about it and so should this woman's husband.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Now she is claiming she has compromising photographs of either you or I or both of us.
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That's very foolish of her. Wouldn't a veiled threat like that be some sort of federal offense - blackmail or extortion or whatever?
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I'm wondering, Pastor Zeke, if you have any other information about this Larguez woman. Now she is claiming she has compromising photographs of either you or I or both of us. She and her father were on my property for years--I don't like this.
If you have gained access to some top quality oppositional research firms in D.C. I'm thinking we could bring someone in to see if there is something in her background we could use. She went to the University of Iowa and there is a big homer community there. It would be worth a look at the records there:
https://multicultural.uiowa.edu/
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The White House staff is at this very moment contacting the PRoK Embassy to strike a deal with Mr. Un to fix this conondrum. If there is compromising pictorial material, they have it. They also have flamethrowers of a yuge scale.
Meanwhile, my houseboys remain confined until we have a confession. But I'm afraid the leak originated from a houseboy that had matured past its prime and was returned to our friend Duterte. Someone ban the woman from this forum NOW! Where's that Mouton R. Btw?
General notice: Tithes are up 15%.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 05:47 PM
I am outraged that Seńorita Larguez has not responded to any of my posts. I may not live in Freehold, or even in Iowa, but I have powerful friends in Big Ag and various midwestern militia movements, and I have a vested interest in Johny Joe Hold's re-election, so my opinion matters.
To whom it may concern, I've done some digging around and found that Larguez has a couple of cousins, Juan and Paco, who are doing some work on my pal Bedford Stonewall's farm. They could be detained and shipped to Freehold in under three hours if anyone's interested.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 07:34 PM
This has gone too far now. I must resume my campaign. My friends Bernie and Hillary told me to focus.
And I will. You will be hearing from me. Soon.
But no more private life discussion. Let's keep things focused on the greater good of Freehold.
Last edited by Brother Gonzalez; 06-16-2019 at 07:35 PM.
Reason: Expletives against Mayor Hold erased to keep it civil
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Alejandra Larguez
This has gone too far now. I must resume my campaign. My friends Bernie and Hillary told me to focus.
And I will. You will be hearing from me. Soon.
But no more private life discussion. Let's keep things focused on the greater good of Freehold.
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Shouldn't you be out wringing chicken necks and scrubbing underwear in the river (or what ever you people do) for your husband?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 10:07 PM
She hasn’t responded to me yet either.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 10:09 PM
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She hasn’t responded to me yet either.
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Probably whoring at a cantina trying to buy votes. All those people do that. I believe it is called 'Bucking the vote'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 10:21 PM
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Probably whoring at a cantina trying to buy votes. All those people do that. I believe it is called 'Bucking the vote'.
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I just hope she doesn't hold any events like a political rally or something like that and disrupt the lives of our wonderful citizens.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 10:24 PM
Russia, if you’re reading this, get her emails!
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 10:43 PM
Wow. An Election Campaign!
I would love to be your campaign manager, Mister Mayor. Actually I wouldn't mind running with you as co-mayor. Can you see it? The two of us leading Freehold to a future laden with prosperity? Freehold growing to the size of LA, NY, or Chicago? The money you'd bring in!
And every resident a proven, True Christian™. Sounds like the next best thing to Heaven, no?
I am sending the maximum allowed donation to your campaign fund, Your Honor. Spend it wisely.
Generous even if I am a former Joo,
Morton
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-16-2019, 11:40 PM
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I am sending the maximum allowed donation to your campaign fund, Your Honor. Spend it wisely.
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Hey there sheeny boy. Aren't you trying to repent of your Judaism? Don't you think a recovering Jew entering a political campaign would be like a recovering alcoholic sitting at an open bar?
For your sake, I think it would be best if you kept your big nose out of this. Wherever you people go, corruption is sure to follow.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-17-2019, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I just hope she doesn't hold any events like a political rally or something like that and disrupt the lives of our wonderful citizens.
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Ugh. The last thing we need is some entitled messican (and a female at that) in a public space spouting off about how their family came to this country with only the wet shirts on their backs and that they made a better life for their kids by instilling decent values and being proud of their heritage.
My family has always been . That is good enough for me
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-17-2019, 01:20 AM
I am very concerned. Does Freehold allow women to run for office? Especially a MESSICAN SPIC? Please tell me this isn't true!
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-17-2019, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Alejandra Larguez
You know me, I am Alejandra Larguez
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There are a couple of points you could cover. Firstly, where do you come from. Are you Spanish or something? Secondly, do you have any policy positions likely to inform your actions we should know about and, thirdly, does your "husband" know about your "other" associates! There's a link for you above.
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-17-2019, 02:50 AM
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I am very concerned. Does Freehold allow women to run for office? Especially a MESSICAN SPIC? Please tell me this isn't true!
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I bet she was the one who sneaked in that Dolores woman. Oh my goodness, these two women are going to turn our beautiful Freehold into some sort of a socialist sanctuary city!
I am lifting my prayers for your campaign, Brother Mayor Hold. An appropriate donation will follow. Is it OK for you to receive money from foreigners (Enrique), or should we make it look as if it's coming all from me? Or we could funnel it through some offshore account, or some sort of a business. Enrique knows a lot about how to make any money look legit. I'm not sure how he acquired that knowledge, but it surely comes handy now when we want to contribute to your political campaign!
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Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign -
06-17-2019, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I am lifting my prayers for your campaign, Brother Mayor Hold. An appropriate donation will follow. Enrique knows a lot about how to make any money look legit.
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Thank you, Sister Basillissa. Money from Enrique would be most welcome. As to how it reaches the campaign, my rule is if it looks legit it is legit.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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