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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-25-2010, 11:26 PM
Due to the untimely death of our former mayor, who may or may not have been engaged in some disgusting behavior, like accepting stimulus money from Obongo,
I would like our True Christian™ brethren join me in drafting Freehold's next Mayor. Johnny Joe Hold.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-25-2010, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I would like our True Christian™ brethren join me in drafting Freehold's next Mayor. Johnny Joe Hold.
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That sounds like an excellent plan. He will get my vote for sure. I hope his first action will be to kick Alfred Kong out of our nice town. That idiot really hit a nerve when he attacked my nice lawn.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-25-2010, 11:43 PM
As it stands now, JJH is the only worthwhile candidate. That King fellow is too shuffle footed and refuses to give straight answers.
I need to sit down with God and mull this over. A decision like this should not be taken lightly as it is the future of Freehold at stake.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Posts: 14,181
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-26-2010, 12:12 AM
Excellent. Let's find out what dirt we can dig up on that boy King. Can't we get the city council to impose some sort of residency requirements?
All this annexation has me nervous that we might have inherited us a whole nest of unsaved trash from Des Moines.
That King boy has almost a 60% name recognition in the area from all the canvassing he's been doing.
Get this, he only has a 45% negative rating. What the hell happened to this town? Ten years ago, that boy would have been ridden out during our annual jigaboo chase.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar Biblical Black Belt Jr. Pastor
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-26-2010, 06:22 AM
Amen! Bipartisan politics is tearing Freehold (and our nation) apart! The only way to end this division is to put as much support behind Mr Hold as we can - and shut up any opposition!
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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Landover Baptist University Associate Professor Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-26-2010, 08:11 PM
Count me in, Brothers! I think we've allowed ourselves to be put asleep.
We need a strong man to clear up this mess.
Pies are stolen, people's rights are trampled by uppity negroes, pagan godlessness, both Icelandic and other, tries to invade our Hometown...it's time to put things right.
True Christians™ for Hold!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Descended from Rapes
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-26-2010, 09:06 PM
In the last few days the non-partisan political action group Dedicated Outraged and United CHristian Evangelists, polled the voters of Freehold and found some shocking facts.
20% of people polled thought the odds of getting anthrax was higher.
27% felt more likely to be the victim of a Terror attack.
31% feared their daughters might be Raped!
43% feared that their wife's fresh pies are no longer safe.
And a whooping 100% thought All of these things might happen!
During these trying times we need a man like Johnny Joe Hold! As the unofficial spokes person for Dedicated Outraged and United CHristian Evangelists, it is my privilege to announce that D.O.U.CH.E. endorses Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor of Freehold.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-26-2010, 09:13 PM
I am not too concerned about the poll numbers. I know a lot of key personnel have been away from their homes on lock-down working on Project 'H'. Anyways, there is plenty of time. A lot can happen between now and the day of the electrocutionelection.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-28-2010, 05:11 PM
Ok Brothers, we all seem to agree JJH is the True Man for the Job. Now lets dig deep and come up with some serious cash to fill his war chest with. Last week I sent him 10 large , today I will send him another 10 large, under my wife's name .
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
02-28-2010, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Ok Brothers, we all seem to agree JJH is the True Man for the Job. Now lets dig deep and come up with some serious cash to fill his war chest with. Last week I sent him 10 large , today I will send him another 10 large, under my wife's name .
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He is my other worthy opponent, and seems to better understand Gods Law. By all means help him financially, it will make the race all the more interesting.
My large corporate sponsors are more than enough for my needs.
Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.
Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.
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Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
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Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread. -
03-01-2010, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
it is my privilege to announce that D.O.U.CH.E. endorses Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor of Freehold.
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Perhaps the members of "D.O.U.CH.E." should get some math lessons. Their numbers do not add up. If I am elected mayor of Freehold decisions will be made based on proven facts, not on made up numbers.
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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