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A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-25-2010, 11:54 PM
Friends, I have Just Heard! I was mowing as I do and I SAW THE NEWS, in a Paper! Brother Mitch is in HEAVEN with JESUS! Good for Him!
But Bad for YOU! There is a Vacuum, a vacuum of POWER! But do not Fear, for Fear is the MINDKILER! I will Journey to Freehold, I will Fill the VOID, I know SPACE so I can DO IT!
I have Cleaned Myself Up, I do not Loiter, I Move Along when there is Nothing to See Here. I have a TRUCK, it is MINE! I Scraped and SAVED, as I am SAVED! The MOWER is in the BED of it!
I will BE IN CHARGE, I will be BOSS! I can DO THIS, you Know I can! It is my DENSITY!!!
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-25-2010, 11:57 PM
So you don't even live in Freehold? Why on earth would we vote for someone like you?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-25-2010, 11:57 PM
Sledge, what are you going on about now? We're going to hold elections at some point, and Christ's favorite candidate will assume the office of Mayor. If you want to stuff envelopes or something, I'm sure Miss Cookie could use the help.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 12:06 AM
I go where I am NEEDED, and Freehold NEEDS ME! There is a VACANCY, a Chair is EMPTY, the Lights must be kept Burning! If I must Run, I WILL RUN, and Hard! I will make a Platform, a REAL ONE! I will Stand TALL and I will SPEAK on my PLATFORM!
My Truck is grey, it is a FORD! I now have a ROOF over My HEAD! I will BUY wood to Build my PLATFORM, I will Bring it in my Truck! I have MONEY now, from MOWING! I have NEW BLANKETS, they are CLEAN!!!
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 12:10 AM
Did someone forget to lock the door?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 12:12 AM
Oh good Lord.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Did someone forget to lock the door?
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Who are YOU? I don't Remember you! Ask around, they KNOW me here, I have been told to Move Along, and that is What I DO!
I KNOW things, things I Must KEEP UNDER MY HAT! Are You a Stumbling Block, are you a DIVIDER? I MULTIPLY!!! You could Ask Chip, but he is not Here. Chip KNOWS TOO!
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 10:22 AM
Who are you, sir? Does the nurse know that you are posting here?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 10:51 AM
Sledge, great to hear you want to be politically active. I have heard through the fillings in my molars that Al King may be running for Mayor. You might be able to help him and then report back to us what you find out. Do not let Al see this comment though as he might suspect. Burn after reading - wink~wink.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Sledge, great to hear you want to be politically active. I have heard through the fillings in my molars that Al King may be running for Mayor. You might be able to help him and then report back to us what you find out. Do not let Al see this comment though as he might suspect. Burn after reading - wink~wink.
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Brother James! May JESUS bless YOU!!! I am ON MY WAY to Freehold! I am using the WIFI that The LORD has given Us. I have DISCOVERED that ALL La Quinta Inns have WIFI that works in the PARKING LOT!!! God has BLESSED me with His FREE WIFI!!
I am NEEDED in Freehold, there is an OPENING that A MAN like ME needs to FILL!!! And I will MOW my way to the OPENING of my GRASSROOTS Campaign!! Do you SEE, the LORD has told ME!! I am of the GRASS, I mow and I WANDER, but Now He has CALLED me to RETURN to where I was Asked to MOVE ALONG! There is Now MUCH to SEE HERE!
PRAISE GOD!! I am COMING!
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 07:20 PM
I'm voting for this guy. Since he's from the future he probably knows the results. Why else would he run?
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-26-2010, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Forest Spirit
I'm voting for this guy. Since he's from the future he probably knows the results. Why else would he run?
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Thank you JESUS! I have a VOTE! I will WIN, it is a SIGN! And not a STOP SIGN, but a GO SIGN!
My GRASSROOTS Mowing Campaign has a GREEN LIGHT for GO!
GLORY!
BUT WAIT, I must keep where and WHEN I'm from UNDER MY HAT, just as I must MOVE ALONG when I'm told to! I must not LOITER, there is no OVERNIGHT CAMPING in Rest Areas! I am COMING to Freehold to MULTIPY, I do not wish to be a DIVIDER!
Thank YOU JESUS!
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-27-2010, 01:20 AM
I see you switched from crazy in black and white to crazy in full color now. Can't you join Kongs campaign team?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-27-2010, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Sledge Riprock
It is my DENSITY!!!
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It's not your density, and certainly not your DESTINY either. The only prophecies are those in the KJV, and I see nothing about a "Sledge Riprock".
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Re: A Candidate for The FUTURE!!! -
02-27-2010, 06:31 AM
I hope he doesn't move into the RV park. There are enough weirdos here already.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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