[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by bluefire

Ok call me ignorant if you will but whats a belican? I really have no idea.

Okay, you're ignorant.

So you are LIVING with a man who isn't your husband? Deplorable! You and your lustful partner will ROAST IN HELL FOREVER! REPENT!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by bluefire

Ok call me ignorant if you will but whats a belican? I really have no idea.

I don't know, but it holds less than a pelican's bill.

[JennyD]

A Belgican is someone from the imaginary country of Belgium.

I suggest you learn more on this subject by googling "belgium is imaginary". The links you find will explain the Beligian conspiracy . . . incidentally, where did all the vanished wealth of nations go in the crash?

Belgican banks.

[Cleveland_Chris]

Originally Posted by bluefire

I may believe in the same things as you or i may believe something else entirely. However, it seems you are not interested because you have noticed i havn't used the phrases hellfire, foul sinner, cat lick etc. Personally i do not use them because i find them overused and overrated but you have assumed otherwise.

I agree Fire that some of the people here are too quick to damn people they don't know LOL

Seriously though I think you have to know someone a pretty long time to get to know who they really are inside and to just do namecalling is premature and prolly inaccurate as well as the case may be because how do you know who someone is deep inside when you just met them.? I don't

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Cleveland_Chris

I agree Fire that some of the people here are too quick to damn people they don't know LOL

Seriously though I think you have to know someone a pretty long time to get to know who they really are inside and to just do namecalling is premature and prolly inaccurate as well as the case may be because how do you know who someone is deep inside when you just met them.? I don't

Let me tell you who WE are inside: We are JESUS CHRIST inside, thank you very much, and HE knows who each and every one of you disgusting sinners are!

[Cleveland_Chris]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Let me tell you who WE are inside: We are JESUS CHRIST inside, thank you very much, and HE knows who each and every one of you disgusting sinners are!

I'm a little of suspiscious of people who say their Jesus Christ because there was a guy 2 infact who used to hang out at the 7/11 and they were always saying they were God and or Jesus and the police finally took them away LOL

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Cleveland_Chris

I'm a little of suspiscious of people who say their Jesus Christ because there was a guy 2 infact who used to hang out at the 7/11 and they were always saying they were God and or Jesus and the police finally took them away LOL

Typical atheist, twisting our words and taking the Bible out of context. I didn't say we WERE JESUS, I said He lives INSIDE us. Isn't it obvious?

[bluefire]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Okay, you're ignorant.

So you are LIVING with a man who isn't your husband? Deplorable! You and your lustful partner will ROAST IN HELL FOREVER! REPENT!

Again... making assumptions. No i dont live with him. I actually live about four hours away from him. Quit making things up.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by bluefire

Again... making assumptions. No i dont live with him. I actually live about four hours away from him. Quit making things up.

But you commit whoredoms with him, right?

Is he a negro?

[bluefire]

No. No.

Ever occur to you the man might be my father? He's not, but he could quite easily have been. Perhaps i was cooking tea for a group of friends, preparing a buiness meal or even dinner for the local nursing home residence! You're rather quick to jump to the worst possible conclusion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by bluefire

No. No.

Ever occur to you the man might be my father? He's not, but he could quite easily have been. Perhaps i was cooking tea for a group of friends, preparing a buiness meal or even dinner for the local nursing home residence! You're rather quick to jump to the worst possible conclusion.

Sorry, but ever since Eve pulled a fast one on us it's hard for a Man to trust a woman. I mean you really got us in hot water with God...

[Bob4God]

YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FATHER?!?!!!!!

OH LORD JESUS HELP ME!

[bluefire]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FATHER?!?!!!!!

OH LORD JESUS HELP ME!

Ok... I said i had not slept with the man but I'll just take it that you simply like shouting.

[Cleveland_Chris]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

I didn't say we WERE JESUS, I said He lives INSIDE us. Isn't it obvious?

Can he breathe okay in there? Is he like that movie Alien where he bursts out sometimes? LOL

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Cleveland_Chris

Can he breathe okay in there? Is he like that movie Alien where he bursts out sometimes? LOL

LOL? Oh, so comparing Our Lord to some Hellyweird movie monster amuses you, does it? Well, listen up, pal. Those of us who have embraced True Christianity™, the religion of love, will LOL and ROFL for eternity watching God-mockers like you bob up and down in the lake of fire.

you --> <-- us

[Cleveland_Chris]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

LOL? Oh, so comparing Our Lord to some Hellyweird movie monster amuses you, does it? Well, listen up, pal. Those of us who have embraced True Christianity™, the religion of love, will LOL and ROFL for eternity watching God-mockers like you bob up and down in the lake of fire.

Okay I know you guys are serious about all this so maybe I posted something I shouldnt have. I was just trying to erase the tension because people here are really really really really really really really emotional. That's what I was doing with the LOL too trying to keep things lite. Didn't mean to make it be on the offensive.

[desade]

Originally Posted by Cleveland_Chris

Okay I know you guys are serious about all this so maybe I posted something I shouldnt have. I was just trying to erase the tension because people here are really really really really really really really emotional. That's what I was doing with the LOL too trying to keep things lite. Didn't mean to make it be on the offensive.

I find you completely and totally offensive...did you know that my grandfather fought in WWII against japs to defend people like you? He was forced into service, taken away from his beloved farm, and sent to the pacific where he had to look at japanese people all day. If he hadn't fought the japs, and he killed plenty of the heathens, you might be sitting their right now with a bowl of rice and some chopsticks instead of coming on this forum and abusing good, strong Christian men and the women they defend.

As for you, Bluefire, you need a man to keep you in line. I can't even understand why you are allowed to use a computer unsupervised. My late wife was never allowed to use the computer or watch television. I prefered she spent her time praying, plucking chickens or making pies. If she stepped out of line I did my God given duty and punished her.

Amen.

[emmybear]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Last night I was in Des Moines at a going-out-of-business sale of a gun shop there. I had parked a couple blocks away because there was a lot of traffic when I arrived.

By the time I left the sale, I was carting two big boxes of hand guns and ammo back to my truck late at night when I passed by an alley from which there was emanating some kind of commotion.

It was dark, but I could clearly discern two young men in the early stages of subduing a young woman and removing her clothes to rape her.

My first reaction was to run away so as not to witness the act of unmarried sex, but then I remembered the Bible says:

1 Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee.


2 For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.


In addition it also says in Isaiah:



18 In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon,

19 The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers,

20 The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings,

21 The rings, and nose jewels,

22 The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins,

23 The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.

24 And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent;
and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty.

25 Thy men shall fall by the sword, and thy mighty in the war.

26 And her gates shall lament and mourn; and she being desolate shall sit upon the ground.

Quite obviously these are the end times and non-True Christian women are disgusting harlots. Indeed, the young lady in question was scantily clad in a revealing outfit and adorned in lavish jewels.

I then realized this young lady was being punished by the Almighty for being a depraved harlot, and I decided to take a moment to witness to her while she was unable to move.

I set the boxes of ammo and hand guns down to pull out my pocket Bible and started reading aloud about how GOD views women who are vain and haughty. The commotion stopped momentarily as the righteous rapists stopped in bewilderment and only the young woman's shrieks for help and my best preaching voice could be heard in the night air.

After I finished the reading, I threw a Chick tract at her and I gathered up my purchases and continued on to my vehicle, praying in my mind that this young woman would get up off her back and kneel down in that alley way and give her life to CHRIST right then and there, after He showed her just what happens to perverted little hussies like her.

But now I'm slightly worried that I might have acted in the wrong way. Was it wrong that I didn't look away? I was, after all, able to see her undergarments, as well as the shameful privates of her rapists. Will GOD punish me for staying around to minister?

You should have helped her, whether she was walking around in the nude, inn fishnets, in lavish jewlery, i dont care. You should have called 911. God is disappointed in you...

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by emmybear

You should have helped her, whether she was walking around in the nude, inn fishnets, in lavish jewlery, i dont care. You should have called 911. God is disappointed in you...

Could you provide Scripture to back up your assessment of God's feelings on this issue?

Please take your time and think carefully, Miss Lezbear.

If your are unable to provide documentation from Scripture, I'll have no choice but to ban you for acting as a false prophet and attempting to lead Christians from God.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Originally Posted by emmybear

You should have helped her, whether she was walking around in the nude, inn fishnets, in lavish jewlery, i dont care. You should have called 911. God is disappointed in you...

You dare say that? You actually claim to be Christian? Charlatan!!!
Hell fire awaits you.