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Default Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 04:55 AM
My apologies for my recent absence, As some may know, I have been on a quest to find a servant who will see to the household duties while Mrs. Coreleone homeschools our son.

Today we had acquired the services of a young Asian girl. We had sat down and went over every rule that is to be followed. One violation of any of my house rules and she will be severely punished!
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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 04:59 AM
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My apologies for my recent absence, As some may know, I have been on a quest to find a servant who will see to the household duties while Mrs. Coreleone homeschools our son. - Praise Jesus!

Today we had acquired the services of a young Asian girl. We had sat down and went over every rule that is to be followed. One violation of any of my house rules and she will be severely punished!
Does she speak any Engrish?

I hope you know what you are doing hiring a suspected communist-Buddhist to home school your children, dear Vince!

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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 05:12 AM
My house girl will not be allowed to homeschool Vinnie, that is my wife's responsibility. The only thing my house girl is going to do what I tell her, when I tell her, and how I tell her. She will make every nook and cranny of my farm sparkle or be severely disciplined! Yes, I made her take English lessons before I hired her.
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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 01:44 PM
Congratulations on getting some needed help!

However, I can't help but wonder...


My wife, Mrs. Redmond, is doing just fine preparing meals, cleaning the house, and washing the dishes, while also homeschooling out four children.


Don't you think you're going a bit easy on your wife, giving her someone to do her duties as a woman for her?


Also, I wonder if the "Asian Woman" you hired would attempt to corrupt the mind of your young Vinnie. I'm glad that you're keeping her on a tight leash, but please do be careful and vigilant!

NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.
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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 03:31 PM
Mr. Redmond,


Our house girl will not be interacting with my son in any way shape or form. I am seeing to that personally! Mrs. Corelone will not only be homeschooling my son, (8 hours out of the day) She will be teaching him the KJV 1611 Bible another 8 hours out of the day from Genesis to Revelation. That's on top of her own domestic duties (No she is not getting off that easy).
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Cool Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 04:01 PM
So yo, Vince - man - what then, exactly, is the purpose of this house girl?


I mean, is her life to be spent taking orders from you and nothing else? Being told what to do every minute of the day and facing punishment if she doesn't obey?


You could have hired ME for that.


I mean, not really, of course.

Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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So yo, Vince - man - what then, exactly, is the purpose of this house girl?
Perhaps she's not made of flesh, but of silicone.


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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 06:25 PM
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Perhaps she's not made of flesh, but of silicone.
Like a human-like Roomba, you mean? But why make a Roomba look like human, it would just be more clumsy and instead of just getting tangled in the cables and curtains it could fall down breaking fine china and crystals and such!

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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 09:39 PM
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So yo, Vince - man - what then, exactly, is the purpose of this house girl?


I mean, is her life to be spent taking orders from you and nothing else? Being told what to do every minute of the day and facing punishment if she doesn't obey?


You could have hired ME for that.


I mean, not really, of course.

Yeah, we make her do all the housework and when she's done with that, she does the outside, but, I am outside to make sure she doesn't escape the property. To Mrs. Ethelreda, No she is very much human, we don't use roombas or anything mechanical to clean the house, I mean that's what a woman is for! You will never see anything mechanical in our home except for maybe a dishwasher and garbage disposal in our sink. That's it.
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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 10:11 PM
I'm not buying it, Vince. No two adults and one child make such a mess that it requires a full time servant working 16 hours a day to clean up after. Not even on Bubba's pig farm could you get away with this malarkey. I think you're embarrassed that your wife and child are so retarded that it takes them both 8 hours a day to get through a few school lessons and that's why you bought a lady-chinaman sex-doll.

Why don't you just come clean dear? Confession is good for the soul. If you'd feel more comfortable confessing on the men's forum, go right ahead. There's no shame in turning your life over to Christ. Many of our ex-gay members have done the same.

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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 10:27 PM
If you, and the others, choose not to believe it then I don't know what to tell you. I am not going to argue with you because I know I am going to get banned anyway for being a liar. So I might as well say good bye now and get it over with! I have more important things to do than sit here and fight!
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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-01-2018, 10:56 PM
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If you, and the others, choose not to believe it then I don't know what to tell you. I am not going to argue with you because I know I am going to get banned anyway for being a liar. So I might as well say good bye now and get it over with! I have more important things to do than sit here and fight!
Oh, honey, there really is no reason for you to throw a temper tantrum about your made in China silicone lady-alike Roomba!

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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-02-2018, 01:28 AM
I'll speak up for Mr Coreleone, just in a hypothetical sense, I was thinking The Queen has more than one servant and all her children have moved out by now. The duke's probably a bit of a handful but I'd guess he has his own staff.

Not "taking sides" or anything, it's just what occurred to me as I was reading and I try to be fair when possible. I'm sure the maid (or whatever she is) is fully competent and will appreciate the chance to polish up her linguistics.
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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-03-2018, 03:01 PM
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Oh, honey, there really is no reason for you to throw a temper tantrum about your made in China silicone lady-alike Roomba!
He just has to remember to get his wife to wash it out afterwards. Those things stink up real fast, apparently from reviews I read online. Very lifelike.
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Oh, honey, there really is no reason for you to throw a temper tantrum about your made in China Roomba!
He seems a bit temperamental
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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired - 02-03-2018, 04:49 PM
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He seems a bit temperamental
He'll never be the man his mother is.

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