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I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 05:14 PM
Since nobody can get through their heads that I couldn't create one and have to do this quickly.
My name is.. why do you care?
That username of mine is mine on deviantart. Oh shocker I lied.
Now here's the fun part;
I'm a proud Catholic who never goes to chirch. The world is flat. I am not going to hell for having an open mind for gays but I am not one.
Take into account that all ART is beautiful regardless if it is nudity. That's called expressing one self and it makes people feel HAPPY!
NOT like this site which I don't even understand why I came back to it.
I guess I come here because I like seeing a good joke or something. It's my fault that I continue to come here and see how rude you guys can be to even those who try to prove their worth.
So, yes. Ban me, do whatever. This is my last attempt at trying to be apart of this site. Enjoy your close minded views.
Enjoy your day.
God. Bless. You. All.
There. You happy? Maybe next time think before you draw conclusions as to why I can't post from my phone.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by CuteKitty98
Since nobody can get through their heads that I couldn't create one and have to do this quickly.
My name is.. why do you care?
That username of mine is mine on deviantart. Oh shocker I lied.
Now here's the fun part;
I'm a proud Catholic who never goes to chirch. The world is flat. I am not going to hell for having an open mind for gays but I am not one.
Take into account that all ART is beautiful regardless if it is nudity. That's called expressing one self and it makes people feel HAPPY!
NOT like this site which I don't even understand why I came back to it.
I guess I come here because I like seeing a good joke or something. It's my fault that I continue to come here and see how rude you guys can be to even those who try to prove their worth.
So, yes. Ban me, do whatever. This is my last attempt at trying to be apart of this site. Enjoy your close minded views.
Enjoy your day.
God. Bless. You. All.
There. You happy? Maybe next time think before you draw conclusions as to why I can't post from my phone.
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You get an F! This is the possibly the worst introduction I have ever seen here on 's Favorite Forum.
Enjoy
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Re: Screw You Guys -
10-22-2015, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by CuteKitty98
Since nobody can get through their heads that I couldn't create one and have to do this quickly.
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Sweetie, I don't remember asking you to do it slowly, or have I?...
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I'm a proud Catholic who never goes to chirch.
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Claiming yourself to be a Catholic, while not attending church at all, does not make you a Catholic. It makes you a hypocrite.
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Take into account that all ART is beautiful regardless if it is nudity. That's called expressing one self and it makes people feel HAPPY!
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What IS "art" is the question. I suspect that most of what you would call "art," I would call "trash."
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I guess I come here because I like seeing a good joke or something.
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Following Jesus is a joke for you? How sad.
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This is my last attempt at trying to be apart of this site.
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Sweetie, the only thing you have to do in order to be "apart" from this site is to click that red "X" in the corner of your browser.
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There. You happy? Maybe next time think before you draw conclusions as to why I can't post from my phone.
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True. Now we can all see that yes, you can post from your phone. Is this what you wanted to accomplish?
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by PrudePussy98
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So, yes. Ban me, do whatever. This is my last attempt at trying to be apart of this site.
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Well there's your problem, dear. We don't want you as a part of our community. Landover Baptist Church is where the Worthwhile worship. Unsaved are unwelcome, and that means you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
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You get an F! This is the possibly the worst introduction I have ever seen here on 's Favorite Forum.
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Wasn't even piffleing trying.
Piss off <<<expletive deleted>>>
Last edited by Basilissa; 10-22-2015 at 05:46 PM.
Reason: expletive deleted
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by PrudePussy98
Since nobody can get through their heads that I couldn't create one and have to do this quickly.
My name is.. why do you care?
That username of mine is mine on deviantart. Oh shocker I lied.
Now here's the fun part;
I'm a proud Catholic who never goes to chirch. The world is flat. I am not going to hell for having an open mind for gays but I am not one.
Take into account that all ART is beautiful regardless if it is nudity. That's called expressing one self and it makes people feel HAPPY!
NOT like this site which I don't even understand why I came back to it.
I guess I come here because I like seeing a good joke or something. It's my fault that I continue to come here and see how rude you guys can be to even those who try to prove their worth.
So, yes. Ban me, do whatever. This is my last attempt at trying to be apart of this site. Enjoy your close minded views.
Enjoy your day.
God. Bless. You. All.
There. You happy? Maybe next time think before you draw conclusions as to why I can't post from my phone.
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Young man, why are you so angry. Who has hurt you so much that you would choose to come our friendly forums with such malic in your heart?
Have the gaywise been brainwashing you? Are they trying to get you to choose to be a homersexual?
It might not seem so but we are all here for you. Let us help you.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 05:49 PM
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Awful drivel redacted...
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Shame on you, hussy! I will pray that you find Jesus, that the Lord doesn't seize your immortal soul and cast you into the Lake of Fire that knows no quenching, there to burn ceaselessly in the company of the Devil.
Also, you should understand that strong language is never welcome.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by PrudePussy98
Wasn't even piffleing trying.
Piss off <<<expletive deleted>>>
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Greetings Pussy. I think you have taken Bob Marley's advice to lively up yourself to heart. These white people here get upset if you talk nasty and try to argue with them. These are the stern kind of white people like the Jehovahs Witnesses that come to Jamaica. They are nothing like the white people in Wisconsin and Minnesota. I like sassy white girls myself but these white folk will be offended. Some of them seem reasonable and they will communicate with you if you are not mean.
Jah Guide-
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-22-2015, 08:34 PM
SEE? SEE?
From the Emo thread:
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Originally Posted by Back against wall
Don't worry. If the username CuteKitty98 is going to be done for anything it'll be for crimes against humanity for the Hell terrible drawings on their profile that look as if they were drawn by some 17 year old kid suffering from sexual abuse,
- emotional difficulties such as anger, anxiety, sadness or low self-esteem.
- mental health problems such as depression, eating disorders, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), self harm, suicidal thoughts.
- problems with drugs or alcohol.
- uncontrollable urges to repel people with a 5yo interpretation of art depicting adult scenarios.
- suffering from whoreism.
- possible attraction to carpet.
- considering becoming Asexual.
So don't worry too much, they wont be around much longer /slash
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Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Unsaved trash, pathetic Darwin worshipper
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by RudePussy98
Since nobody can get through their heads that I couldn't create one and have to do this quickly.
My name is.. why do you care?
That username of mine is mine on deviantart. Oh shocker I lied.
Now here's the fun part;
I'm a proud Catholic who never goes to chirch. The world is flat. I am not going to hell for having an open mind for gays but I am not one.
Take into account that all ART is beautiful regardless if it is nudity. That's called expressing one self and it makes people feel HAPPY!
NOT like this site which I don't even understand why I came back to it.
I guess I come here because I like seeing a good joke or something. It's my fault that I continue to come here and see how rude you guys can be to even those who try to prove their worth.
So, yes. Ban me, do whatever. This is my last attempt at trying to be apart of this site. Enjoy your close minded views.
Enjoy your day.
God. Bless. You. All.
There. You happy? Maybe next time think before you draw conclusions as to why I can't post from my phone.
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These people can be quite rude and close-minded. God says to love all as he loves all, but these people do not love all and it is very sad to see. God loves you just as much as he loves the people of this site and you are a Catholic even if you don't have the time to visit church every day. You ARE saved, my friend.
Psalms 38:5
My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MyNameIsJeff
These people can be quite rude and close-minded. God says to love all as he loves all,
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Nope.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Does that look like love to you dear, condemning 99.9% of humanity to Hell (and yes, that includes babies born to Christian parents who died before they could understand religion and accept Jesus)?
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but these people do not love all and it is very sad to see. God loves you just as much as he loves the people of this site and
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Scripture, please!
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you are a Catholic even if you don't have the time to visit church every day.
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She said she never went to it, not that she would skip some days.
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You ARE saved, my friend.
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Scripture, please!
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Unsaved trash, pathetic Darwin worshipper
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 12:21 AM
"but these people do not love all and it is very sad to see. God loves you just as much as he loves the people of this site and"
Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Proverbs 8:17 - I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.
"You ARE saved, my friend"
9. That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved.
Psalms 38:5
My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by MyNameIsJeff
"but these people do not love all and it is very sad to see. God loves you just as much as he loves the people of this site and"
Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Proverbs 8:17 - I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.
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I have underlined the part that you should read, dear. It does not say that God loves everyone. God's love is conditional - you have to love Him first, then He'll love you.
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"You ARE saved, my friend"
9. That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved.
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You're forgetting about :
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Does that person above seems like somebody who knows and obeys all of the Bible?
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by MyNameIsJeff
"but these people do not love all and it is very sad to see. God loves you just as much as he loves the people of this site and"
Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Proverbs 8:17 - I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.
"You ARE saved, my friend"
9. That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved.
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I have found that there are many kinds of Christians. The white people here are of the Baptist variety. They are very different from the white people at the University of Wisconsin. They are also very different from the Methodists at the Methodist school. Jeff you are still a different kind of Christian. You are like the people in Wisconsin but they are not Christians at all. I think maybe you are just a little bit Christian.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Unsaved trash, pathetic Darwin worshipper
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 12:35 AM
Screw you people. I am a not a Christian. I fully believe in Science but I have many Christian friends and I fully support your religion. But when I stumbled across this putrid site I was disgusted by the level of arrogance and discrimination you all talk about. You are racist extremists with very bias views on things you have no experience on. Have you ever thought science may be right in some areas? I considered religion to be true, but I read into both subjects and chose my side on Science. And if the Earth was flat; try walking in one line and see if you fall off; no, you will end up in the exact same spot. I am absolutely disgusted at your attitude; it is no way Christian and I am in a very Christian neighbourhood in Queensland, Australia and the people here are very respectful and kind UNLIKE YOU ALL HEATHENS. I made up a fake profile to explore more of this site and to document it all to release for the world to see of this actual hell hole. piffle YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
P.S God's favourite forum?! God will be disgraced when he finds this
Psalms 38:5
My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MyNameIsJeff
Screw you people. I am a not a Christian. I fully believe in Science but I have many Christian friends and I fully support your religion. But when I stumbled across this putrid site I was disgusted by the level of arrogance and discrimination you all talk about. You are racist extremists with very bias views on things you have no experience on. Have you ever thought science may be right in some areas? I considered religion to be true, but I read into both subjects and chose my side on Science. And if the Earth was flat; try walking in one line and see if you fall off; no, you will end up in the exact same spot. I am absolutely disgusted at your attitude; it is no way Christian and I am in a very Christian neighbourhood in Queensland, Australia and the people here are very respectful and kind UNLIKE YOU ALL HEATHENS. I made up a fake profile to explore more of this site and to document it all to release for the world to see of this actual hell hole. piffle YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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Do you kiss your Mommy with that potty mouth?
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P.S God's favourite forum?! God will be disgraced when he finds this
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Do you think He still doesn't know about it?! He's God, sweetie, He knows everything!
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 01:12 AM
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I made up a fake profile to explore more of this site and to document it all to release for the world to see of this actual hell hole.
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Whats funnier is that you thought we didn't see right through your pathetic attempt to "pull one over on us" Seriously you kids .. LMAO
God knows everything, so therefore we know a lot.
Now toddle off and expose yourself to "The World"
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 01:38 AM
I'm lost. Is this that 17 year old high school girl who goes on that deviant art site and posts drawings made by her retarded 5 year old sister whose hands are malformed to the point of her having no fine motor skill? Are we supposed to be praying for the kid or something?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 02:05 AM
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Screw you people. I am a not a Christian. I fully believe in Science... I considered religion to be true, but I read into both subjects and chose my side on Science. And if the Earth was flat; try walking in one line and see if you fall off; no, you will end up in the exact same spot.
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Dear Sinner,
I always find it extremely confusing but also unfortunate when people take the heresy of science as something to believe in. Of course, it serves the atheist scientists right, when no-one actually listens to them or takes them seriously with this 'believing'. They are all the time trying to explain that science is not something you believe. It is about evidence and observations and repeatability and probability. They are actually saying that you should NOT believe in it but be prepared to change your views constantly as new evidence emerges. You perhaps should utilize the scientific METHOD but, again, not believe it as something more useful and better might come up. Now we have here, again, someone who chooses to believe something that is by definition based on uncertainty and statistics and should be always questioned.
He fails to believe in the stuff that is based on faith, Jesus; he believes stuff that does not want to be the target of faith, science.
But! He gives us a testable hypothesis! Glory! Walking 'round' the Earth. OK. Please, test this. You are in Queersland, Austria. Start walking in straight line to the north-east. Please report occasionally. Let us know when you have walked 'around' the Earth. Then we'll see if your experiment is worth repeating to gain statistical power. But be warned!
2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: I'm Screwed -
10-23-2015, 07:07 AM
I was told a young man is going to expose himself to the world in here. What happened? Did I miss it?
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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